Shes so beautiful

Finally put my Christmas tree up. Really feeling the Christmas spirit this year.

We Love Merkey And Mooney In This House 🏡🌟🎄🐁 #HappyHolidays #merch @hamjenkins.bsky.social @jaimemaas.bsky.social

Happy anniversary to those who celebrate

The Materhorn

Walt loved robotics of himself in a land with an attraction nicknamed MILF

Took my camera w/ me to the Magic Kingdom this past Thursday cause I was asked to take photos of the machines in the train station for one of the RetroMagic panels and I realized I haven’t picked up my camera since JUNE. Depression is a hell of a thing. Here’s one of the photos I took just for fun

You’ll need a Lightning Lane if you’re headed to Knott’s today 😏 @hamjenkins.bsky.social @33wonderland.bsky.social

@jaimemaas.bsky.social taking “time off” of Bluesky irl

@jaimemaas.bsky.social looking for place to park 1.2 miles away from Knott’s Berry farm to avoid paying $30 to park irl (actual footage)

💀🖤👻🏚🎉

@pinkbunny.bsky.social we already follow each other 🍔

You know you’ve crafted an amazing joke when a normal Disney fact makes someone(me) laugh. Thanks for spreading comedy and keeping this gag alive @hamjenkins.bsky.social !

Walt Disney at Disneyland's opening day - 1955

This one is for Ham

@jaimemaas.bsky.social tryna to figure out where the hell he parked in order to prevent paying $30 for parking at knotts irl (actual photo)

#SaveTheSixthRowOfPirates @hamjenkins.bsky.social

@jaimemaas.bsky.social whenever Knott’s security asks him where he parked irl

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@jaimemaas.bsky.social accidentally sent me a text today at 11:48am that he was doing this irl (on his way to Knotts)

Just a sample of my work

Ham at yesterday’s Dodgers game IRL (actual footage). @hamjenkins.bsky.social

Actual footage of @hamjenkins.bsky.social about to order the last fun bun

@jaimemaas.bsky.social and me searching for a place to park within a 2.5 square mile radius of Knotts to avoid paying $33.83 for parking irl (Actual Footage)

Where was walt when coco attraction

Walt had a deep respect for the Na’vi people

Walt Disney attends the opening of the new Avatar destination coming to Disney California Adventure park (1955)

What’s everyone doing right now this exact second?

@jaimemaas.bsky.social looking for a place to park to avoid paying for pat at knotts irl (actual footage)

Actual footage of @jaimemaas.bsky.social smothering @hamjenkins.bsky.social for taking the last fun bun

@jaimemaas.bsky.social driving home after avoiding paying $39 for parking at Knotts Berry Farm

Kachowth @hamjenkins.bsky.social

Ham on his way to Knott’s the Berry Farm after hearing about the “Buy 4 baker’s dozens of Fun Buns get one Fun Bun free” sale. @hamjenkins.bsky.social

What is Walt pointing at? Wrong answers only.

The Walt and Mickey icon on Disneyland 70 decoration in the esplanade has been removed.

I SAW A CELEBRITY ON THE FREEWAY!!!!

Just watched like 5 cars not pay for preferred parking at Knott’s lol @hamjenkins.bsky.social were you driving all of them?

. @hamjenkins.bsky.social @jaimemaas.bsky.social and me on our way from the chase bank across the street from @knottsberryfarm.bsky.social so @jaimemaas.bsky.social can avoid paying $37 for parking.

Actual footage of Ham and me as we flew over Beach Blvd after parking at Chase Bank, then descended into Knott’s main gate plaza as guests watched in bedazzled wonderment. Should’ve been more animated in my kicking like Ham. Between chants we spit on cars and pedestrians. @hamjenkins.bsky.social

Does she have to take up all 3 beds? Such a dick move

Actual footage of @hamjenkins.bsky.social and I riding Haunted Mansion when we see @jaimemaas.bsky.social peeing in the corner

Actual Footage™️ of me and Ham walking down Beach Blvd. towards Knott’s the Berry Farm after successfully nabbing a free parking spot at Chase the Bank on the corner of La Palma Ave and Beach. @hamjenkins.bsky.social

KAPLOOIE!!! or whatever he says

@hamjenkins.bsky.social ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

@jaimemaas.bsky.social looking for a place to park outside of Knotts to avoid paying for parking irl (Actual Footage)