I need an adult gap year. All expenses paid.

You can only repost this today

Operative word being “Homecoming” She clearly missed that

Living La vida without the loca

This year ate……me tf up.

I haven’t been using my free will enough.

I want out of this timeline.

Shit. Damn. Motherfucker.

The thing that bothers me the most about grief is there’s nothing you can do about it. You just have to go through it. And is there every really a through?

6

31 whopped my ass. But….

And most importantly at your big age you should know if you need to be alone. Stop bothering these folks with your shenanigans

I go through all of the stages of grief in the same day. No particular order..just havoc.

Your mom should have swallowed.

I pray this Tylenol pm does its job. I don’t want to be awake any longer

Kimberly Denise Jones?? Can’t be her.

Nah I hope you did your big one.

It’s so good tho 😪

Jamaica Queens

Me neither but I’ll turn the mess out of some rope

I keep trying to tell my family it’s time to leave the country and go to one where they like Niggras.

He better be glad it was just 4… if there was any justice it would be 40

QGTM 👑

Insecurity and they will do any and everything to humble you.

Lock his ass up.

When you realize your mom really is just a girl. It humanizes them. It honestly just made me want to take care of the little girl inside of her.

Plastic Dreams or Show me Love. My mom is a big house music girlie. Songs would be boomin thru the stereo system sitting right in our Den. Glass case and all

Overly going for the people I trust. I was half asleep and my cousin called and asked me to ride to Ohio with her…I said yes and had no idea why she wanted to go to Ohio.

“You play with me, imma have a ball with you.”

She fumbled a bag.

And it's still "All the non-Blacks to the back!!"

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“That ain’t Anna Mae”

Fuck Nigga Free lol

Kill the pumpkin spice. Give me sweet potato flavored everything.

They don’t have any other hobbies? Like idk maybe reading?

Need.

My mom slick be saving people because I be ready to fry folks.

I want the timeline where the aging orange didn’t win

Who knew funerals cost so much. Not I. They literally have caskets that are $59,000…..like huh? Are y’all okay?

Is there a such thing as a funeral coordinator? You know like weddings? If not there needs to be because wow. I can’t even grieve in peace because of all the planning that has to be done 😮‍💨

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but…

May all your pain be champagne 🥂

Hackers, if you hear me. . . Knock out the student loan servers And the mortgage servers too

Wdym roll bounce is 20 yrs old? I literally remember going to the movies to watch it 😩

I really thought they knew me better than this. Smh.

Yall do weird shit and then go to your coalition of fellow weirdos for validation and I’m not feeling it.

Tylenol said BITCH HOW DARE YOU?!

Got too comfortable and almost told you why it’s hard for me to trust men