Just climbed out of one narcichasm and now *she* is stepping up and won't apologize for ruining everything w her shit campaign and fucking us all. Nah. Fuck u.

I‘m a Barbie Girl inside a burning world. It’s not fantastic and definitely mostly made out of plastic.

Hopital. Now for the game of 'Anxiety attacks worse than literally ever' Or 'That thing a few days was a cardio issue' [or infection, plaque, thyroid, the beetvs, my spine or tooth or gums] I love how health is a perverse GameShow/Coliseum vibes. Hope I am okay.

[speaks x foreign language] Is the worst subtitling I've ever seen. It's utterly disrespectful. Only in America.

You think King Charles didn't know?

I'd rather have a President Fisk any day.

Ig I'm never flying w my synthesizers again lmao hahahahahaha

Bc its true and Flanderized stupid video game movies with nothing in them can go fick themselves.

A Damn shame.

'Stop antisemitism, but have a super cool backup plan for when Genocide makes every1 despise Israel. Bet on their outright antisemitism vs. Anti-Zionism. ??????? Profit.' Is this what I'm fuckin seeing?

Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?

It's TDoV and I'm hoping the antibiotics work bc I wanted to take a selfie.

:(

We are gonna get an amazing Ocarina of Time Remake but not 'get' it.

Unpopular opinion: Morning Joe is an absolutely terrible show run by bad people and you should not watch it.

They do this every time.

10 years ago today #StarWars #Rebels

Honorary doctorates should not be awarded to wealth hoarders whose only acts of scholarship are funding.

*Unless they're an astrophysics person or wack kind of anthropologist in The Epstein Files But, yeah.

*Picard voice* In spite of the staggering potential for zoonotic shifts in pathogens escaping you two and killing my entire crew, I will allow it. It would be cruel to separate them. My crew and I have decided we are prepared to die for their friendship, which, again- Is vital!

It's crazy how you can't see the end of the procession. It's also crazy that I played a LttP on Gameboy Advance SP once and how relevant that plot is to today.

your grandparents voting for reagan

Data's father is introduced while being reunited with his son and his photography invention fails via the film being exposed... Data, after surviving a true adventure [he wasn't lying about the 🐙] reassures his father- 'That's OK, Daddy. You can't hug a photograph.' 'You're my best invention.'

I wish.

Was already considering the ER for endless panic attacks that feel worse than usual, and to beg for antibiotics. Now, the bedbugs returned. I'm so stressed that the blood started going down my throat again. I'm so angry and forlorn and feel the hope leaving my body. I was gonna take a nap.

Would hang this as a print. Excellent.

Psilocybin saves lives, but, also watch 'Some More News: The Movie: Our Popcorn Dystopia'. And Morten Jankel cut of the original Super Mario Bros.

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Democratic *Presidential Candidate* Who would have called me a faggot in or outside or after, during, every day in high school... Who has a lobby arm up his entire butt, like a grotesque sock puppet or sequel quality Cenobyte. Vs. Guy w Dead Dog Obviously still Nazi 'Tattoo Cover Up' Swastika?

Mega Man and Star Fox deserve everything that Sonic has.

How I feel reading 99% of art and media critique these days

Help this person to exist.

Help people. Help people stay housed and safe and able to exist. Please keep it circulating.

A lobby owns the entire country and both parties. They are, in fact, worse than the Weimar Party. I was wrong; They are worse.

Daredevil w Bad subtitles is a sad experience when best bad girl Madam Gao shows up and not a single word is translated. How can people live w this? It's barbaric!

*checks phone* Yup. The NYT still is trying to murder people w framing and rhetoric. Nice. Love it when magazines aren't Lego or Skymall and they're simply 'Op Ed: I Just Hate People I Don't Understand' - Sponsored by Mountain Dew And the State of Israel or some sh*t.

Thought you were talking about synthesizers I love Podracing (hypnagogia tiem weeee!)

There is a rot at the heart of our fallen world and its what gives rise to both genocide and to your favorite refuges becoming inevitably corrupted; A Great Filter, if you will. And it's vital that humanity gets past this. That it becomes immune to being held hostage by its own current exploits.

Chronic Pain is like being Beast from Beauty and the Beast in Beast Mode 24/7 unless a merciful rebel doctor gives you intravenous hospital opioids.

'Don't be a douche about systemD/shut the fuck up Bout systemD you little imbeciles! Stop being radical about age verification. Don't bully that guy who complied in advance. Believe in only gaming. Shut the fuck up about systemD u guise.' Totally normal behavior. /sarcasm -Bootsucking

This isn't how we flirt literally, but, it is so spiritually.

Finally Pulled the Master Sword in BoTW ln. We missed you, old friend.

RIP old friend.

Laptop has a big new crack on it. Mouth is worse. Spent hours in Breath of the Wild to just regulate emotions and there's this big middle finger on my laptop. I have needed to replace its batteries for months. I'm so deeply tired of everything falling apart.

I'm always saying they should have kept those Stranger Things kids in a vat made of Spironolactone.

'Age verification is coming to enshittify your Operating Systems!' Say YouTubers. *loudly sighs* Y'All just successfully transported antimatter. Aren't you tired of this?

Humanity has the chance to do the funniest thing ever... Finally did it, puny things.

Rest in Piss. And, how dare you use that name?