They should invent a form of cricket that goes for five days

Scotty is unplayable

It was meant to be cold and shitty

Got SO sunburnt today fml

Hey #nineblackalps www.youtube.com/watch?v=df3y...

Never heard of “plum chicken” before this Test

The good people of Kew stepping up to the plate

Sorry about that message

Kiss my arse

SOS and Jo staying outside the court room whilst the victim read her impact statement 🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮

How’d you pull up @malk-au.bsky.social 🤘

Survived another Good Things 🤘

The obligatory wrapped accountability post #listeningage42

Doin’ anything this time Fri @malk-au.bsky.social

Holy shit Billy Cootee got drafted! 😃👏👏👏

Just accidentally called it ShartGPT in conversation and now there’s no going back

Hello

Posting without comment (except to see whether @dickierock.bsky.social has any comment)

Babygirl. Shittest movie I’ve seen since Bee Movie.

This is Pixies-y yes? I likey #civic #thehogg www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9RC...

Apropos of nothing in particular just letting @malk-au.bsky.social know that I learnt today that Y&J’s opens at 10am #justsaying

Spamming your feeds

Gonna get a cheeky qtr pnder no onions

He’s off praise be

Very polite woman on the tram is being very polite to him but ffs

Shut up ffs

Guy on the tram is shitting me

This was extraordinary. Well done MTC and stellar cast 👏👏👏 Doyaselfafayva and go see it #MTCRebecca www.mtc.com.au/plays-and-ti...

Don’t want to intrude too far into @beccahayne.bsky.social’s niche of posting frustrations about one’s AFLW team but fmd is anyone else concerned with the dire shite being put out by Essendon this season

Sorry for swearing

idgaf wot you think Protect Ya Neck is in my dna

Fuk y’all dis da bomb www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0IU...

I might’ve broken the chair at the Chinee restaurant

Catching up with Perth-based Mr 23, moseying around Margaret River region for a few days. Here for your enjoyment are the Cosy Corner blowholes and Elephant Rock…

If this change in President is Merrett-driven, and he’s now going to come back inside the tent as the prodigal son because of the regime change, I’ll spew 🤮

The kids in the Tayla Harris jumper and braids are stalkers yes?

How dafuq is Taranto collecting all these votes

Kudos for the Bring Me The Horizon into Sampa The Great combo

You do, in fact, love to see this stuff.

Andrew Dillon is stiff as a farken board

Just sitting here waiting for @rohanconnolly65.bsky.social’s take on this board challenge noise 🍿

My footy club exhausts me

Jeepers Ess AFLW a very ugly watch last week and today

Toosday toons #deftones going off www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuO1...

Crows did a lot to set this situation up by fighting so hard on the Rankine suspension, which was the opposite of their lip service to accepting he’d done the wrong thing. #afl www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...

Fox commentators care to comment on the Adelaide fans booing Quaynor? Appalling brain-dead stuff.

Overcatered my lowbrow sausage ragu to the wahzoo if anyone’s hungry

Yeah baby #NineBlackAlps www.reddit.com/r/grunge/com...

Name the 5 albums that had the biggest impact on your life: Rolling Stones: Let it bleed U2: Unforgettable Fire Pixies: Surfer Rosa Pumpkins: Siamese Dream You Am I: Sound As Ever

Making sausage rolls yeah baby