Starting my biltong-making era See you in 72 hours

Billionaires should be hunted for sport Trillionaires should just be hunted @washingtonpost.com #WashingtonPost

Two words: Nick. Fucking. Cave. 🤘 Witnessed one of the most amazing performances I've ever seen, and ticked off a bucket list item at the same time. Simply incredible, and worth standing for 4 ½ hours so close to the front of the stage!

This is not my land It is stolen This is not a day of celebration We should all learn our true history, and listen to the voices of the First Nations people who have been here for thousands of years, not just the invaders' of the last 238 Respect and decency must be paramount

This is your soon to be regular reminder that we moved the date for the #Hottest100 - allegedly sacrilegious and revered to only ever be held on AusDay! - just a few years ago & now no one gives a shit what date or weekend its held So just change the fucking date #AustraliaDay

Robbed again! Probably 🤣 #TripleJ #Hottest100 #TripleJHottest100 youtu.be/3PKW5i1PKYo?...

This whole timeline we find ourselves in is fucking cooked. The Mad Rabet makes all the points #auspol #HateSpeech

In 2017 we released our 2nd album - "Nothing as it Seems" Following the conclusion of our distribution deal with Hellfire Records, we are excited to announce that we will be re-releasing it independently, to all digital platforms on Feb 1, 2026! #NothingAsItSeems #HoldOnTight

10 years since I still want three heads on spikes for their culpability and complicity in their gross negligence, corruption, cover up & conspiracy: Dank Evans Demetriou May they sleep restlessly until their conscience, without thought of profit, decides to do the right thing

I really feel that I should be given an honorary life membership to a psychiatric clinic of my choice, given the last 20+ years... But thanks for the pin, EFC! #GottaBeOurYear #PleaseDontBeShitIn2026

The Australian music industry, and likely the wider Australian economy, is absolutely cooked right now... #RIPParkwaves

Oh no... not Parkwaves... NOT PARKWAVES!!! 😭

Four thousand, six hundred and thirty four days since Melbourne hosted @metallica.com, we're all here waiting for these final minutes before they hit the stage!

Amy Lee just absolutely fucking killed it!!! 🤘😍🤘 #Metallica #M72Melbourne

They should have got The Shitty Beatles to open up #Metallica #M72Melbourne

It's @metallica.com -mas Eve for Melburnians! 🤘 Tomorrow, it will have been a whole 4,634 days since they last played in this amazing city... but who's counting? I was at Flemington nearly 13 years ago My kids weren't even born We're all going tomorrow! 🤘

Actual footage of me entering the Meet&Greet and SnakePit Pass conteet for the first @metallica.com show in Melbourne in nearly 13 years 🤘 My kids werent born the last time they were here... but we all have tickets to the show next Saturday night! 🤘

Fucking. Finally. Though, I'm sure the umpires will still fuck this up #AFL

Tried Slopify's AI beta bot to create an "upbeat playlist" from a list of a dozen bands, including Metallica The first two songs it selected were: "Sad But True" and "One" 🤪 Bit of learning to go for that thing

Good morning, everyone! Except you, Mam Sitchell 🖕

Hi Zachary bsky.app/profile/malk...

At this point, it appears to be that anyone who is on the list and plays games for Essendon is doing so against their own free will

Andy McGrath (C) Sam Durham (VC)

Also, Hawthorn... and especially Mam Sitchell... can absolutely and categorically and actually go and get fucked!!!

Gonna be a long 2 years in the magoos for Zach! At least he might appreciate the history of Windy Hill!

It's approaching 7pm I hope Mam Sitchell has a blender to stick his hand in nearby Cos he isnt getting the alternative Bunch of farken clowns, Hawthorn and Merrett, alike

Memo to Tom Petroro Your client is going to be paid very well to develop the next group of emerging players in Essendon's VFL team for the next two years if you both keep this shit up! Funny how Contracts work, eh?

Ozzy: Coming Home

Made hot honey bbq pork burnt ends with grilled kale and a salad No pics, gone too quickly 😋😋😋

The orange faced, nappy-wearing piece of shit octogenarian is going to lose his senile mind even further when he gets woken by his piss-alarm in the morning!

Actually me

Would rage quit this shit Get fucked 🖕

5.29 Lilydale is 4 mins late and just turned into a service stopping at Burnley as dozens of people boarded the train So got off the train Next Lilydale is 10 mins Going to get on the next Belgrave and take my chances at Ringwood Clown transit system

Gonna sit in the spa for a bit and chill out 🤘

Looks like we need to pray for @essbbee.bsky.social tonight 🙏🙏🙏 Have fun, stat safe! #GoBroncos

I do love reporting actual defamatory posts on the awful local FB pages... Especially when there's a second side to the story that the perpetrator hasn't disclosed!

Sorry, Melbourne Storm, I started watching 10 mins ago... #NRL

35yo popping a calf is, essentially, a career ending injury #NRL

Watching The Minecraft movie with the Little Man I have not had more than 3oz of bourbon to get through this

Real Trade Talk: Why in the ever loving fuck would anyone want to voluntarily come to Essendon? #AFL

Congrats to Archie Roberts tonight as he did #GetCrichtoned in 2nd place But to do it as a 19 year old in a team where there were many senior players who still played much of the season, what a fucking indictment on the rest of the more experienced playing group

Ahhh fuck... no one else volunteered, so I voluntold myself to be the Little Man's Age Group Leader for Little Aths this year Going to read the riot act to the parents on Saturday to make sure they dont trest the sessions as a creche, and for them to get involved RIP me.

CANNOT WAIT FOR DAYLIGHT SAVING TO START NEXT WEEKEND!!!

The strangest, most absurd Back to Back since Adelaide's feat of 1997/1998 And I blame Sydney for shitting the bed last year for this! #AFL #AFLGrandFinal #AFLCatsLions

No one likes you, Zorko 🖕 #AFL #AFLGrandFinal #AFLCatsLions

No one likes you, Zorko 🖕 #AFL #AFLGrandFinal #AFLCatsLions

Which 2 of you fuckers didn't turn up today? #AFL #AFLGrandFinal #AFLCatsLions

Geelong have shat the bed at every single stage of the game that required poise and composure Brisbane win It's all over! #AFL #AFLGrandFinal #AFLCatsLions

The strangest, most absurd Back to Back since Adelaide's feat of 1997/1998 And I blame Sydney for shitting the bed last year for this! #AFL #AFLGrandFinal #AFLCatsLions

Game Over. Brisbane 🏆 #AFL #AFLGrandFinal #AFLCatsLions