The Australian music industry, and likely the wider Australian economy, is absolutely cooked right now... #RIPParkwaves

Oh no... not Parkwaves... NOT PARKWAVES!!! 😭

Four thousand, six hundred and thirty four days since Melbourne hosted @metallica.com, we're all here waiting for these final minutes before they hit the stage!

Amy Lee just absolutely fucking killed it!!! 🤘😍🤘 #Metallica #M72Melbourne

They should have got The Shitty Beatles to open up #Metallica #M72Melbourne

It's @metallica.com -mas Eve for Melburnians! 🤘 Tomorrow, it will have been a whole 4,634 days since they last played in this amazing city... but who's counting? I was at Flemington nearly 13 years ago My kids weren't even born We're all going tomorrow! 🤘

Actual footage of me entering the Meet&Greet and SnakePit Pass conteet for the first @metallica.com show in Melbourne in nearly 13 years 🤘 My kids werent born the last time they were here... but we all have tickets to the show next Saturday night! 🤘

Fucking. Finally. Though, I'm sure the umpires will still fuck this up #AFL

Tried Slopify's AI beta bot to create an "upbeat playlist" from a list of a dozen bands, including Metallica The first two songs it selected were: "Sad But True" and "One" 🤪 Bit of learning to go for that thing

Good morning, everyone! Except you, Mam Sitchell 🖕

Hi Zachary bsky.app/profile/malk...

At this point, it appears to be that anyone who is on the list and plays games for Essendon is doing so against their own free will

Andy McGrath (C) Sam Durham (VC)

Also, Hawthorn... and especially Mam Sitchell... can absolutely and categorically and actually go and get fucked!!!

Gonna be a long 2 years in the magoos for Zach! At least he might appreciate the history of Windy Hill!

It's approaching 7pm I hope Mam Sitchell has a blender to stick his hand in nearby Cos he isnt getting the alternative Bunch of farken clowns, Hawthorn and Merrett, alike

Memo to Tom Petroro Your client is going to be paid very well to develop the next group of emerging players in Essendon's VFL team for the next two years if you both keep this shit up! Funny how Contracts work, eh?

Ozzy: Coming Home

Made hot honey bbq pork burnt ends with grilled kale and a salad No pics, gone too quickly 😋😋😋

The orange faced, nappy-wearing piece of shit octogenarian is going to lose his senile mind even further when he gets woken by his piss-alarm in the morning!

Actually me

Would rage quit this shit Get fucked 🖕

5.29 Lilydale is 4 mins late and just turned into a service stopping at Burnley as dozens of people boarded the train So got off the train Next Lilydale is 10 mins Going to get on the next Belgrave and take my chances at Ringwood Clown transit system

Gonna sit in the spa for a bit and chill out 🤘

Looks like we need to pray for @essbbee.bsky.social tonight 🙏🙏🙏 Have fun, stat safe! #GoBroncos

I do love reporting actual defamatory posts on the awful local FB pages... Especially when there's a second side to the story that the perpetrator hasn't disclosed!

Sorry, Melbourne Storm, I started watching 10 mins ago... #NRL

35yo popping a calf is, essentially, a career ending injury #NRL

Watching The Minecraft movie with the Little Man I have not had more than 3oz of bourbon to get through this

Real Trade Talk: Why in the ever loving fuck would anyone want to voluntarily come to Essendon? #AFL

Congrats to Archie Roberts tonight as he did #GetCrichtoned in 2nd place But to do it as a 19 year old in a team where there were many senior players who still played much of the season, what a fucking indictment on the rest of the more experienced playing group

Ahhh fuck... no one else volunteered, so I voluntold myself to be the Little Man's Age Group Leader for Little Aths this year Going to read the riot act to the parents on Saturday to make sure they dont trest the sessions as a creche, and for them to get involved RIP me.

CANNOT WAIT FOR DAYLIGHT SAVING TO START NEXT WEEKEND!!!

The strangest, most absurd Back to Back since Adelaide's feat of 1997/1998 And I blame Sydney for shitting the bed last year for this! #AFL #AFLGrandFinal #AFLCatsLions

No one likes you, Zorko 🖕 #AFL #AFLGrandFinal #AFLCatsLions

No one likes you, Zorko 🖕 #AFL #AFLGrandFinal #AFLCatsLions

Which 2 of you fuckers didn't turn up today? #AFL #AFLGrandFinal #AFLCatsLions

Geelong have shat the bed at every single stage of the game that required poise and composure Brisbane win It's all over! #AFL #AFLGrandFinal #AFLCatsLions

The strangest, most absurd Back to Back since Adelaide's feat of 1997/1998 And I blame Sydney for shitting the bed last year for this! #AFL #AFLGrandFinal #AFLCatsLions

Game Over. Brisbane 🏆 #AFL #AFLGrandFinal #AFLCatsLions

Jeremy Cameron = Chris Woakes #AFL #AFLGrandFinal #AFLCatsLions

Taking Dangerfield out of the game while his opponent, who has beaten him convincingly, is on the bench is an absolutely wild move from Geelong!

Brisbane win this #AFL #AFLGrandFinal #AFLCatsLions

Jeremy choked in class today.... #AFL #AFLGrandFinal #AafLCatsLions

Bruce McAveney is in the team coverage, why isnt he commentating to show these brain-rotted fuckwits how it's done? #AFL #AFLGrandFinal #AFLCatsLions

Already, this game shits over a minute of last year's GF

Inaccurate goal kicking will hurt you on Grand Final Day....

Dayne Zorko Not quite Jack Ginnivan levels of putrid dislike... but getting right up there!

Done my community service by helping at the Athletics Club working bee. We - the kidlets, not me! - are using a lot of their training services and facilities at the moment, so felt best to give back. Not sure who I want to win today, but Geelong by 20-29 I feel is likely

Fuck, this annoys the shit out of me! Why didn't you release them in the first place? Did you find them in a drawer? Did someone not print enough? Fuck off! Sell them all at the same time you, disingenuous fucks! That goes for you, too, Ticketmaster/Ticketek/FuckingLive Nation