🎶🎸 Maybe some day your ship will have pretty lights Getting hit by the Brooklyn Bridge tonight Go! Go! 🎸🎶

🎶🎸 Maybe some day your ship will have pretty lights Getting hit by the Brooklyn Bridge tonight Go! Go! 🎸🎶

Loathe of me to screenshot from The Bad Place, but such is Matt Cosplay Caravan's Supreme Idiocy, it deserves a special place in the Jerk Hall of Fame, along with the jerk who couldn't follow a pilot!

SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!!! STILL UNDEFEATED STILL THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD OF ALL TIME IN THE HISTORY OF EVER 💪🏆 Receipt: bsky.app/profile/mont...

SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!!! STILL UNDEFEATED STILL THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD OF ALL TIME IN THE HISTORY OF EVER 💪🏆 Receipt: bsky.app/profile/mont...

We're all in the mood for a melody! 📸 @tpwkelly 🐦

Not in this country!!! #auspol

Not in this country!!! #auspol

Make it happen, #auspol Authorised by The Heavyweight Champion Of The World Of All Time In The History Of Ever, South Melbourne

Make it happen, #auspol Authorised by The Heavyweight Champion Of The World Of All Time In The History Of Ever, South Melbourne

May the odds be ever in your favour tomorrow, Kooyong #auspol

Fair play to the SkyRail bridge here Managed to make a Liberal lean left

Been a while since a good bridge strike was required of an inconsiderate jerk

Been a while since a good bridge strike was required of an inconsiderate jerk

Why isn't this happening?!?

Why isn't this happening?!?

Tax the rich

The Big Show #BBL14

Some jerks just want to watch their world burn (Reminder, this is not the Heavyweight Champion of the World of All Time in the History of Ever)

This is your regular reminder that Montague Street cannot be lowered because the area sits on a flood plain Also, only jerks drive through floodwaters. Don't be a jerk.

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

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Howzat?

Howzat?

Risking my girders! www.smh.com.au/culture/come...

Risking my girders! www.smh.com.au/culture/come...

This is not ok!

This has already gone too far! I know a somewhat underground place where we should make a lot of noise and riot...

This is not ok!

This is your regular reminder that Montague Street cannot be lowered because the area sits on a flood plain Also, only jerks drive through floodwaters. Don't be a jerk.

You're doing a great job ramming... whatever this is... through Parliament, Albo Great. Job.

We see you, "Albo"... 🤪

Post a non religious picture you think of as holy

You're doing a great job ramming... whatever this is... through Parliament, Albo Great. Job.

We see you, "Albo"... 🤪

'Sup, fellow bridge @brunelsbridge.bsky.social 🙏

The Heavyweight Champion of the World of All Time in the History of Ever has made it to 1,000 followers already! Again, I extend you all a warm welcome, young and old, new and OG! And always remember, keep your day free of jerks!

Ominous 😈

Welcome everyone, new and OG! Yes, there are THAT many jerks on the roads who ignore THAT many signs No, the road can't be lowered due to the floodplain Yes, they could raise me, but it will cost the same amount as what Xhitty Elmo had to fork out for Xitter, and I'm worth way more than that!

Hello it's me the Napier St bridge in Footscray. Here are some of my fave truck crashes from Xitter over the years.

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This place is jerk-free