Oh wow I just remembered I have BlueSky

Hey everyone...LOOK OVER HERE! It's Lt. Col. Bone Spurs declaring war on an American city!!! Does his rough tough cream-puff cosplay make you forget about the EPSTEIN survivors, their lifetime of trauma & their courage to speak the truth in public? Yeah, me neither. #ReleaseTheEPSTEINFilesASAP

New York City is a man, #Chicago is a lady, and Los Angeles is genderfluid. No, I don’t know why but prove me wrong.

Child: when you were my age, what did you want to be when you grew up? Me: ...Baz Luhrmann’s version of Mercutio. Why do you ask?

HELLO EVERYONE HI. The shit…has hit the fan. But I’m glad you’re here. Welcome to the shitshow. To help: gofund.me/c22965bc

If you can help, please do. gofund.me/78d9ab78

If you can help, please do. gofund.me/78d9ab78

I know I don’t have the. Highest following on here, but my wife is sick, and our family is about to go through the wringer. Please help spread the word. Thank youse. gofund.me/1a483e96

He forgot the name of the prime minister of Japan while speaking live and just called him…Mr. Japan. Mr. Japan, folks. This is where we’re at. Mr. Japan.

If you’re feeling overwhelmed to the point of numbness and fatigue, remember: two decades and trillions of dollars were spent trying to sever you from your compassion and humanity. You feel like this because it didn’t work on you, babe.

Apparently there’s been a 400% increase in violence against ICE agents since February 2025, but I think we as a country can do better than that. Those are rookie numbers.

I think the most fun part about American medicine is one doctor saying HEY STUPID WHATEVERR YOU DO, DON’T STOP TAKING THIS MEDICINE ABRUPTLY. And two months later another doctor demands you ABRUPTLY STOP TAKING THESE MEDS OR YOU WILL EXPLODE INTO THOUSANDS OF BATS IF YOU HEAR THE WORD “SURGERY”

Over $220 million has been paid out to sexual abuse victims by clergy in the state of Illinois alone. Calm down. It’s the same shit over and over.

So this happened today

Vaccines are less expensive than child-sized coffins.

@Cory Booker really living the porkroll egg and cheese SPK mission statement rn: if you pose a credible threat to the people of this country, someone from New Jersey will stand up and yell at you for 24 hours straight.

If you see me standing in line - ANYWHERE FOR ANYTHING - just know that the person in front of me is Colin Robinson.

‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff

[At this point, I’m not even worried that there will be a nuclear exchange triggered by an ACTUAL event. I’m worried that these absolute urinal cakes in charge are gonna mistakenly drop the football codes in a group chat with the gulag man.]

I go live on tiktok with a block of text that reads “you have never lived in a world without trans people and you never will” and it has filled so many magat diapers lately 🤣

March 12th, 2025. Imperial Decline Era. Day fifty one summary:

I’m not saying that ALL men are problematic but the ONLY boy cat in this house shot a blood clot out of his peener and even the vets went “oh wow”after zooming in on the picture.

There are few things as satisfying as telling your doctor that insurance denied your life-saving treatment and watching them just quietly seethe, knowing full well that someone on the other end of a headset is going to have a deadass VERY bad day VERY soon.

My #patreon costs a buck at the lowest tier and it’s fun.

So like, in lieu of life-saving meds to stabilize the chemical imbalances in our brains, at these Wellness Camps, will the work set us free?

Well, thank god all of those canaries are blissfully silent, now.

I am tired of waking up and every day feeling like a punishment.

Reading books isn’t enough, I need @levarburton.bsky.social Burton to suplex Elon Musk live on national television.

Stop trying to justify your existence to people who Magneto would have turned into 3” meat cubes. #magnetowasright

The Wunderkind crew and Hapsturmführer Moon Moon fired 300 staffers at the NNSA on Thursday night. Apparently they had no idea the NATIONAL NUCLEAR SECURITY ADMINISTRATION oversees ALL OF OUR nuclear weapons. They started rescinding the terminations Friday morning. HAHAHAHAHAHAOHGOD

People are leaving new reviews for The Repeater 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️ amzn.to/3X2YJeX

Day nine of The Repeater not being a viral literary sensation. Thank you to everyone who has picked it up so far. It means the world to me.

Renaming my taint to the Gulf of America. #gulfofdeeznutz

I don’t know a fucking thing about the Super Bowl but I know that Kendrick is dope, white people are sloppy online, and every part of his performance probanly made every degenerate ignorant cracker in your Facebook feed shit nickels and I love that for them.

American Medical Association is providing regular updates on bird flu and other infectious diseases on YouTube. I highly recommend subscribing to their page, especially since CDC has been axed by FOTUS #Voices4Victory m.youtube.com/user/AmerMed...

Thank you to everyone who is grabbing a copy of my book, The Repeater. It’s a good gift. Even for yourself. Also, how do I trick the magat idiots into buying like, 10,000 copies so they can burn them? amzn.to/4jK1dbX #queerliterature #books #readthis

@ellevatingpolitics.bsky.social @pottymouthpollyana.bsky.social @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social @bluecanaree.bsky.social @chasing-democracy.bsky.social @akcrucial.bsky.social @godlessgardener.bsky.social @happymomandgrandma.bsky.social @jollygoodginger.bsky.social @andr3wsky.bsky.social

Me reading the news with one fragile, blinking brain cell this morning: “McConnell, you fall risk ass bitch.” The cats: …

Nazis get the doxxies. Pass it on.

Remember at the b finning of the pandemic when the CDC was like “hey it’s a really good idea to wash your hands” and an alarming number of people, mostly white, mostly male, got real indignant about not washing their hands? Y’all still nasty. Nobody is ever gonna forget that, smearfingers.

I was told that BlueSky is where indie #authors get their boosts. So here ya go.

Oh thank fuck Old Testament Gaga is back.

I’m writing another book. I don’t know how to do preorders through spamazon but I’ll figure it out

Hi. I wrote a #book in 2019 and I think now is the time for it to hit. Here ya go: amzn.to/3QcOJvD

I realized that I have to many white people for this to hit.

Dear parents of #disabled kids: what is your worst case scenario, and what action plans do you have in place to mitigate harm against your family? You don’t have to answer here. My messages are open on insta, and I’ll be checking my requests.

Is…is California about to Lemonade this shit?

My new favorite insult for homophobes and transphobes is “gaper”. It’s disgusting, but also not technically vulgarity. And they’ll have to google it, so bonus.

I dunno, maybe starting a trade war with the country that calls them the Geneva Suggestions will work out in our favor. I mean, it’s not like they’re going to burn the White House to the ground. Again.