At this rate we’re building a strong case for DEI having been the only thing keeping America’s airspace free of falling aircraft. Maybe we need fewer dumb white heterosexual men in charge?

Who knew that @yourpalaustin.bsky.social had moves like jagger? This is up for an award, but both my brain and browser have too many windows open - I’ll add the when and how as soon I’ve stopped buffering like a crazy person.

Given MAGA has drunk the “meritocracy” Cool-Aid, why don’t we put a simple ten question intelligence test into the voting process? Only people who get 60% or higher are allowed to vote? Obviously this wouldn’t happen, as it would exclude 90% of all Republican voters.

Musk releases highly classified NOFORN (not NOFURN as stated by HuffPost) information on the NRO - a highly secretive agency that was unknown to the public for its first 32 years, and includes units whose motto is “No country too sovereign”. Also, Musk has a $1.8billion contract with them.

Happy Valentine’s Day Kremlin style. Putin targets the ‘sarcophagus’ coving Chernobyl reactor 4 with a suicide drone.

Well this is awkward! 😂

Alabama is not only feeling the pain of President Musk through its largest university, but now everyone’s having to pay a $100 surcharge to their electricity bills because their grid was supported by federal funding!

So Nixon ‘Groyper’ (groypers are basically alt right Neo Nazi Nick Fuente fans) has A PAID ADVERT on Twitter promoting Adolph Hitler and holocaust denial. DAFUQ?!!!!

The US government’s putting out to tender a contract to track negative sentiments expressed online regarding the ‘work’ of the organised crime syndicate and Gestapo analogue known as ICE. Thought crime is doubleplus ungood.

Show a MAGAt anything they don’t like, and they’ll Find a fucking triangle somewhere and declare it “satanic”. A golden hooved goat idol displayed at Mar-a-lago covered in fake Trump hundies which proclaim “in Trump we trust” though? Nothing to see here kids - Perfectly normal.

Seeing as Elon’s children all have unpronounceable names, can we normalise calling his personal Kevlar vest Damian? Seems kinda appropriate.

So republicans want to just make a small cut to Medicaid of $880billion per annum. What’s the total annual budget for Medicaid? Well that would be $880billion.

MTG: Jasmine cricket isn’t serious about reducing the debt. GOP: increases debt ceiling by $4trillion, and announces $4.5trillion in tax cuts for the 1%

Doge is really slicing away all the fat, right?

Ooh, we found some egregious waste agreed to by the Biden administration - $400million in armoured Teslas. C’mon Elon, do your duty as head of DOGE. *exaggerated eye roll*

To nobody’s surprise, Trump’s ‘buyout offer’ for federal employees prepared to resign on full pay until 9/30, are now receiving letters demanding they attend a disciplinary hearing regarding them not attending the office in scheduled hours, despite being on administrative leave. It was a scam!

The call is once again coming from inside the house.

How long before all American schools and businesses are mandated to have a picture of the ‘Dear Leader’ on clear display? May I suggest this photo? Oh look, it’s a massive cunt…and it has a vagina on its neck.

The Munich Security Conference no longer sees The United States as fulfilling a geopolitical leadership role. But hey, Vance, Rubio, Hegseth, and Kellog will be there to pour oil on troubled waters…which they’ll immediately set fire to and then invade ‘becoz oil’, obviously.

May 2024, Musk tours a national lab (Lawrence Livermore?) re: AI. A few days ago he ‘audits’ the DOE, and shortly afterwards makes an unsolicited $90billion offer for OpenAI. Coinkydink? He is definitely after the $500billion AI infrastructure deal, and wants to build Skynet, sooooo…? Video linked ⬇️

Good to see that Trump is taking a bold stand against corruption. 🙄

It looks like not even white European tourists with valid visas are safe from Trump’s anti-immigrant pogroms. The irony of her being German is not lost on me.

I’ll just leave this here…. (Best…episode…EVAAARGH!)

Well this’s alarming. We’ve seen endless web pages being struck down by Trump, but this attack on the NSA specifies “internal network content” - actual data regarding ongoing case files and intelligence operations. For someone who “knows words, has the best words”, he seems unduly terrified of them.

What a tempting offer - letting the Doge Douche have access to everything you send and receive digitally from your devices; y’know, like he did with the election.

Given that he hates recycling, where will America get the raw materials? 99% of the bauxite ore it uses already is imported, and the US hasn’t produced graphite since the fifties! There’s a deposit in Alaska, but the yield is so low (maybe 10%?) that nobody has ever bothered to mine it.

Does Musk carry him around on his shoulders like his other children, or does the mythic size of his testicles preclude that?

Apropos of nothing in particular; pitchforks can be had from all good hardware stores, and this might come in handy.

So this is ‘a thing’ now. 😳

Nothing to see here - just an unelected illegal immigrant with a pack of barely pubescent script kiddies taking control of America’s nuclear arsenal. What could possibly go wrong?

If Trump really wants a war with Canada, they promise to stand by both The Hague & Geneva ‘suggestions’ (given that they were a primary reason for their creation). Canada has raised DC to the ground twice & then left - they were just proving a fucking point. Maybe third time’s the charm?

We’re all fucked. Seriously; game over.

Well this doesn’t bode well. Prepare to kneel before our master - and I don’t think he really means trump…I think he includes trump.

Pack the courts, and then undermine their power in a tweet - just so people are prepared for the illegal bullshit that’s about to follow, and to defend it all from evil judges who may still stand in its way.

Turns out the answer to all this was in a Dr Seuss book. If only they weren’t above br’er MAGA’s reading age, they could’ve learnt something whilst performatively defending them from “woke” in congress.

Looks like they haven’t learned. Oh Luigi, we have another one for you.

They just can’t help themselves. These are the people who lead a prayer circle in congress that involved them kneeling in the round, gyrating, and speaking in tongues. The backwards motherfuckers need to be expunged.

Not All Klansmen Wear Hoods

He’s trying to beat his course record, which currently stands at ‘one whole year of a four year term’. Accounting for his handicap (which is being a fecally incontinent drug addict with syphilitic dementia) that actually equates to seven years of a four year term.

“[…]the two most common reasons for LGBQ and GNCT youth to come in contact with child welfare are high rates of physical abuse and conflict with parents”. That information, along with any mention of LGBTQ kids, has now been purged from the NCMEC per Trump’s directive. GOP; the party of child abuse.

Look at Hitler’s inner circle of deplorables - if those represented the ‘master race’ then we should’ve done the decent thing, gone extinct, and let the cockroaches have a shot. Trump’s cadre of weirdos give off the same energy.

You want hoverboards and flying cars? We can go one better - how about fascism, the fourth Reich, and nuclear Armageddon? Frankly all we ever wanted back in the day was a dislike button on FB, and instead we got the fucking ‘time line’, so nuclear war was a logical next step.

The way things are going right now in America, dowries will become ‘a thing’ and eggs will be the currency of choice.

Hers some ‘intriguing’ information regarding Paula White from a senate enquiry. Financial mismanagement, fraud, bankruptcy, lavish expenses, no sign of using funds for worthy causes, paying family members millions, paying personal credit card balances, and a $3.5million condo in Trump Tower. 🤔

Maybe Doge should look into this? 🙄

And so it begins……

I hate it here

Costco, which has come out saying it supports DEI, will make no changes to its existing programs, AND pays workers a minimum of $30/hour, is up 15% YTD. Target, which announced it is ending all DEI programs and has a minimum wage of $15-$24/hour, is down over 4%. Keep voting with your wallet.

What’s the chance republicans will listen to a republican who actually sees the economic issues? This is what happens when decisions are made by people who won’t live long enough to see the consequences.