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ball so hard mfs wanna fine me

important banana slug nail

honk shoo

arcanine and bulbasaur ko-fi request!

someone's dog oc

My 6 year old is very adamant on marrying me even though ive already expressed to him many times parents don't marry their children he insists that He Will Threatening tbh

Thats riley and im the horse:)))

Everything has been making me anxious and teary eyed the past few days I know its pms but I cant hack the biomechanics of this mental flesh prison

Just call me cadet Kelly

“Blah,” said Toad.

Lemonade + strawberry bits + blueberry puree Thank me later team

I SEEE THE WAY YOU GO AND SAY YOURE RIGHT AGAINNN SAY YOURE RIGHT AGAINNN hEEEEED MY LECTURE

year of the horse

The Hannah Montana hannahversirary was a glorified call her daddy podcast episode and I already was putting myself out on a limb wanting to enjoy something I briefly liked as a child AND FOR IT TO BE A GLORIFIED INTERVIEw AND NOT A GROWN UP DRAMATIZATION OF HANNAH MONTANA /kms

made pinecone bird feeders with my son :] The last time I did this I was 6 years old and I can remember I had so much fun.. I was in kindergarten in a tiny town (my hometown) with a population of 500 and no high-school. For some reason I made a lot of core memories that year that I can't forget.

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I implore everyone to import their goodreads data to story graphs if you like statistics

Idk my brain chemistry has changed No more can I enjoy overly horny things The animal inside me is dead I feel repulsed

okay confession I have never seen the movie The Color Purple & we inherited some of Riley's grandmas books including The Color Purple.. I went into reading it blind and holy shit

I may have no mother but at least I am the old lady cashier at McDonald's "baby" That is enough for me

I have made many mistakes at work today ope <|3

you have permission to log off you have permission to close your eyes for a little while you have permission to do to a small kindness to yourself you have permission to not blame yourself for Everything Bad Everywhere you have permission to hug pets and draw pictures of friends and have a nap

Our city is getting a new mcmansion of a courthouse with a big ass gold dome/cupola on top and some old white lady commented "reminds me of islam"..... Ma'am...

I love watching white women romanticize a time when they had less rights than animals by pretending to be 1950s housewives, what good entertainment i say

please everyone ADD MEEEEEE (also working on converting to storygraphs too), i realized the only way i could share my profile was getting on my desktop at home which i share with my wife and rarely touch these days.

tw this could be disordered eating things/not sure anyways ive decided that when I want to eat out of boredom & I can tell im not actually physically hungry I will try to engage all my other senses because im really just sensory seeking anyways this one small hack is brilliant right???? Right????

smoked that shit that puts you in a Nintendo dsi

going to finish this book because im at 65% but holy tone deaf rich white woman core

fixing a ps5 at work and it has dried spaghetti noodles inside of it

Anyways got THE DELUXE EDITION MORMON VAMP DIARIES + my beautiful fresian baby that I recently acquired (its 1:9 scale so its kinda huge)

every day im so grateful that I was insanely obsessed with horses as a small child so tbat as an adult I could come to the conclusion I have autism Very scientific stuff here

zoloft keeps head way too empty but not in a bad way just in a i dont have enough racing thoughts these days to post short form thoughts on here wtf

stomach hurts frm anxiety what new

I kinda cooked here

am working again, have been taking it slow on creative endeavors, had a super bad weeks long bout of hives i couldn't pinpoint the cause of and about 8 weeks of terrible asthma too :') but I lived #bitch and I like i said, not making lately just reading Does anyone else use goodreads??

All my friends are hot and sexy

Everyone look at my really beautiful cutie patootie

gay woman celebrating post coital cereal and cozy bed with her wife

OCD, also called Thoughtcrimes Disease,

Need to make everyone galentines presents but how and what

nonbinary in an autistic never had a clear sense of my gender way

said some crazy horny shit this morning I would tell you all but I dont think you could handle

wife killed it on my nails as she always does 🥺 seriously forever thankful for @softsoftserve.fun