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seriously blew it out of the park with this bunny design of me 🥺😭 I love her so much
#artsky
9 months ago
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i need a quick twenty forty thousand billion gajillion dollars for something rq
8 days ago
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this guy won’t leave my girl alone at the bar smh
9 days ago
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call shawty a dump truck the way she back it up and I beep her
13 days ago
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working hard to get her 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒈𝒐𝒓𝒏𝒂𝒕
14 days ago
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Oh okay thanks
17 days ago
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got free $1000 ultra 7 powered Lenovo for work now i like jobs where I can be a little gremlin in the trash 😁
19 days ago
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last I heard they got eloped in Niagara Falls
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20 days ago
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sure do like having burn barrels to get rid of the cardboard from multiple projects and litany of sticks that litter our yard, sure don’t like burning my arm hair and eyelashes in the process
20 days ago
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how it’s been lately
about 1 month ago
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mom’s diary `⎚⩊⎚´ -✧
about 1 month ago
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the only bush and chick pee I want is from my wife while I play with her garbanzos
about 2 months ago
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des moines is safe sorry for the scare to the like 1 iowan that follows me
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about 2 months ago
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52 minutes I’m about to destroy des moines Iowa first
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about 2 months ago
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25 minutes I need to be put into an enclosure before I escape and wreak havoc on the nearest major metropolitan area akin to Godzilla
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about 2 months ago
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blew this shit up btw
about 2 months ago
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screaming internally bc my paycheck that always gets deposited at 9pm on Thursday’s is 15 min late
about 2 months ago
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a creature of habit one could say 🧚♀️
2 months ago
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wife a bake a me a cake a for a me a birthday a
2 months ago
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“Oh why haven’t I been paid” checks direct deposit form and realizes the account number is wrong Oh im just fucking STUPID STUPID
3 months ago
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work not paying me til Friday has me like this I jus wanna get lunch
3 months ago
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got a new job maybe the world doesn’t feel so collapsing now idk im just trying to stay alive
3 months ago
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who’s out there giving these IRL NPC streamers money like fr you’re choosing to give great value anakin $5 instead of buying a SINGLE Crunchwrap (blasphemy)
3 months ago
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How is that comfortable
3 months ago
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not the dumb bitch who reported the LEGAL S. Koreans here working for Hyundai saying that the workers were “excited for the big Walmart”😭honey they got convenience stores that make American ones look like they’re stuck in the 50s. They’re not excited for fucking Walmart be fr rn
3 months ago
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sent in all my paperwork by Wednesday still haven’t heard anything about this job eek
4 months ago
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Hopefully start my new job next week and I’ll actually have something I can stay with because it’s something I like doing
4 months ago
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dumb bitch definitely drank the dumb bitch juice tonight who tf you are defending a weirdo that’s WEIRDO BEHAVIOR GIRLIE MMMHMMM
4 months ago
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need the hang in there baby! halter top from sex and the city
4 months ago
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love u bugs 💕
4 months ago
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some people give you weird feelings you can’t place til they’re outed for being a weirdo like cmon you were cool but now I can a) understand why you had so many weird randoms you’d be tagging and b) why you’d give me the ick when I read those posts
4 months ago
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me
4 months ago
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thinking about how I had all the signs of being AuADHD but I was constantly ignored and left to my own devices way too young idk it’s probably part of my issues as an adult
4 months ago
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went garbanzo til that chick peed on me
4 months ago
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if life is like a box of chocolate i want to be lemon pound cake
4 months ago
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happy friday my girls gays and theys 💕
4 months ago
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pretty sure I got the job wooo
4 months ago
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yet another job interview hoping I don’t totally ruin this one too 🥳
4 months ago
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really need to figure out this job thing sooner than later 😵💫
4 months ago
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took me an additional like 12 hours than I planned on to actually manage to eat something but I think im fixed
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4 months ago
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love getting to the point of not eating where it just stops bothering me im actually a plant and gonna photosynthesize my food in the morning or something we’ll see if im hungry in the morning, probably not and ill have to force feed myself a subway sandwich in the next 48 hours to reset myself
4 months ago
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how tf did I do so many substances from 16-21 and now at the ripe age of 26 I can’t handle anything more than smoking I WAS NOT A WIMP ONCE
4 months ago
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does the girl become a commercial tire tech tune in next week to find out!
4 months ago
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I realize now this is the notorious tiktok accent that I cannot stand
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4 months ago
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“we will not be making schedule accommodations” after moving everyone on 2nd shift to literally the worst shift hours ever yeah I’ll go back to being unemployed im not keeling over in a warehouse for 12.75 an hour
4 months ago
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quitting my job bc they think they can get away with shifting my work hours to exclusively HOT AS FUCK without even a drop of pay change like fuck you fuck that fuck your mom hello fuck your grandma too
4 months ago
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neeed more cute sweaters to wear with my wonderful beautiful angel of a wife
4 months ago
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need to be paid for existing how do I manage that
4 months ago
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it’s one step forward three steps back huh
4 months ago
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if i ever become famous i want brooks moore (the narrator for how it’s made) to narrate my life story
4 months ago
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there’s a weird influencer/kid youtuber cadence that irks me to the bone these can’t be real people… yet they are
4 months ago
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