i need a quick twenty forty thousand billion gajillion dollars for something rq

this guy won’t leave my girl alone at the bar smh

call shawty a dump truck the way she back it up and I beep her

working hard to get her 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒈𝒐𝒓𝒏𝒂𝒕

Oh okay thanks

got free $1000 ultra 7 powered Lenovo for work now i like jobs where I can be a little gremlin in the trash 😁

last I heard they got eloped in Niagara Falls

sure do like having burn barrels to get rid of the cardboard from multiple projects and litany of sticks that litter our yard, sure don’t like burning my arm hair and eyelashes in the process

how it’s been lately

Important

the only bush and chick pee I want is from my wife while I play with her garbanzos

des moines is safe sorry for the scare to the like 1 iowan that follows me

52 minutes I’m about to destroy des moines Iowa first

25 minutes I need to be put into an enclosure before I escape and wreak havoc on the nearest major metropolitan area akin to Godzilla

blew this shit up btw

screaming internally bc my paycheck that always gets deposited at 9pm on Thursday’s is 15 min late

a creature of habit one could say 🧚‍♀️

wife a bake a me a cake a for a me a birthday a

“Oh why haven’t I been paid” checks direct deposit form and realizes the account number is wrong Oh im just fucking STUPID STUPID

work not paying me til Friday has me like this I jus wanna get lunch

got a new job maybe the world doesn’t feel so collapsing now idk im just trying to stay alive

who’s out there giving these IRL NPC streamers money like fr you’re choosing to give great value anakin $5 instead of buying a SINGLE Crunchwrap (blasphemy)

How is that comfortable

not the dumb bitch who reported the LEGAL S. Koreans here working for Hyundai saying that the workers were “excited for the big Walmart”😭honey they got convenience stores that make American ones look like they’re stuck in the 50s. They’re not excited for fucking Walmart be fr rn

sent in all my paperwork by Wednesday still haven’t heard anything about this job eek

Hopefully start my new job next week and I’ll actually have something I can stay with because it’s something I like doing

dumb bitch definitely drank the dumb bitch juice tonight who tf you are defending a weirdo that’s WEIRDO BEHAVIOR GIRLIE MMMHMMM

need the hang in there baby! halter top from sex and the city

love u bugs 💕

some people give you weird feelings you can’t place til they’re outed for being a weirdo like cmon you were cool but now I can a) understand why you had so many weird randoms you’d be tagging and b) why you’d give me the ick when I read those posts

me

thinking about how I had all the signs of being AuADHD but I was constantly ignored and left to my own devices way too young idk it’s probably part of my issues as an adult

went garbanzo til that chick peed on me

if life is like a box of chocolate i want to be lemon pound cake

happy friday my girls gays and theys 💕

pretty sure I got the job wooo

yet another job interview hoping I don’t totally ruin this one too 🥳

really need to figure out this job thing sooner than later 😵‍💫

took me an additional like 12 hours than I planned on to actually manage to eat something but I think im fixed

love getting to the point of not eating where it just stops bothering me im actually a plant and gonna photosynthesize my food in the morning or something we’ll see if im hungry in the morning, probably not and ill have to force feed myself a subway sandwich in the next 48 hours to reset myself

how tf did I do so many substances from 16-21 and now at the ripe age of 26 I can’t handle anything more than smoking I WAS NOT A WIMP ONCE

does the girl become a commercial tire tech tune in next week to find out!

I realize now this is the notorious tiktok accent that I cannot stand

“we will not be making schedule accommodations” after moving everyone on 2nd shift to literally the worst shift hours ever yeah I’ll go back to being unemployed im not keeling over in a warehouse for 12.75 an hour

quitting my job bc they think they can get away with shifting my work hours to exclusively HOT AS FUCK without even a drop of pay change like fuck you fuck that fuck your mom hello fuck your grandma too

neeed more cute sweaters to wear with my wonderful beautiful angel of a wife

need to be paid for existing how do I manage that

it’s one step forward three steps back huh

if i ever become famous i want brooks moore (the narrator for how it’s made) to narrate my life story

there’s a weird influencer/kid youtuber cadence that irks me to the bone these can’t be real people… yet they are