i do not "make friends", I ANNOY people until they LIKE me. and if they don't, I KILL MYSELF

NEW TOMODACHI LIFE IS WOKE!!!!!! YEAHHHH

Reaching into my aquarium to fix the filter and getting bit* YEOUCHHHHH My regretful and apologetic goldfish:

This Postman Situation is CONCERNING

i saw someone say they think silk moths are cuter than puppies.... where does that leave me....

mof returns!!! probably

how many Little Monkeys are jumping on the bed?

"Look at us go, aren't we beautiful?" Noticing the embrace at the end of this path has done a serious number on my heart (general The Cage levels of blood and gore) #SlayThePrincess #STP #Fanart #Art

I can fucking promise you that if somebody is saying to refer to them with it/its pronouns it’s because they actually want to be referred to that way and I can also fucking promise you that they do not want to hear you lecture them about how degrading you think their preferred pronouns are to them.

I'm the coolest…

i should probably take a break form bluesky huh

My holiday is over

am sleepy.. if only all girls were cuddling me

been thinking recently, it fucking sucks i cannot reccomend it

Girl stare : the painting

"First off, I think we should dismantle all welfare programs," Hatsune Miku said. The audience gasped. W-what the-?! Goku thought.

Joker All Vouice Lines

Olimar after spending 20 minutes walking back to the onion:

need any help we can get rn

hey everyone.. me and my girlfriend are broke at the moment + burdened with a couple dollars in debt. without any money i can’t go to work.. (nobody can take me, i don’t have a car, i take lyfts) if you can spare anything at all or repost then we would really really appreciate it venmo.com/u/Ruwuri

sorry i haven't been active lately, please don't forget about your 7th favorite mutual and 4th favorite doggirl

this fucking wretched body

happy new year!! my resolution this year is to do a biiiig jump

#promosky :3 mof bubll....

what would you do if i was in your house and i was blowing bubbles (my signature attack)

bridget and her plushies #GGST

Hey Bluebies! (that's what we call Bluesky Newbies 'round these parts🤠) We do things a lil different then Elmos Hecksite. Each post creates a "shard". 50 shards makes a Sky Gem 💎. Gems can be spent on swag like custom hats for ur PFP...but you mustnt wear hats in the Cloud Level or a Bird may attack

this holiday boring af i'm starting mofmas who celebrating

It’s that time of year…

they should let gay people teleport!!!

and some slaytober pieces. i only post to tumblr 99% of the time buuuuut #slaytheprincess

how it feels to get a bunch of fire reacts in the group chat

my brain was small before i got a girlfriend but now like 90% of it is dedicated to thinking about her at all times, no room for thoughts anymore

im moffie girlkisser! im moffie girlkisser! im moffie girlkisser! im moffie girlkisser! im moffie girlkisser! im moffie girlkisser! im moffie girlkisser!

im gay. and dogs

Ace attorney fans one joke is defrosting

The government should like create a program to give people in long distance relationships free plane tickets Lesbians everywhere shall rejoice <3

we don't care add a SNES emulator

whyd i fall off thats fucked up :< also i don't recognize like half the people here

I am divinely favoured. All who plot against me shall find themselves broken beneath my heavenly light. Plus I'm So Cutes.

i saw a person i blocked here in the comments of some youtube vid that was so fucking weird TwT

thank you for 2 billion followers!!

Hamburger Time

girlfriend asleep :<<< who allowed this to happen