i hope you dont just think of me as a friend but also as a failure

i've been 1-3 followers away from 200 for like a month now lmao

Every ad for AI is like Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!! AI: get sock Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this

why am i following myself now how did this happen

10 of the past 48 hours of my life were spent in vc with my beautiful girlfriend.... life is beautiful....

hey guys look at this video i found

grrirlfrend.....

ok thanks i guess

don't tell anyone but i think i might be gay for my amazing perfect beautiful girlfriend

this is the most yuriful yuri tuesday ive ever experienced...

lactate on, losers!

uh oh

i love when i notice people picking up my mannerisms. i'm like a virus

おはよう☆

I post bad so my enemies let down their guard

me when i uhhh me when me when the um when i ummm uh

Getting SRS and throwing my dick away saying "not gonna need this anymore" but due to its curvature it boomerangs and knocks out three of my teeth

oh god drama

:3

yaoikuza

KIRYU-CHAN! 🔪✨ #yakuza

im gay and stupid!!!!!!!

thats jokeslop. you only laughed because its funny

btw i've been charging my final attack... probably gonna use it when you get me to 10% health... if you even care....

all my fucking mof tokens are gone. why did i think this would be a good idea. god damn it

find my hidden mof tokens

girls should uh.. um.... shit i forgot the rest of the post ummm....

was that the worst injection i've ever given myself? yes, but in my defense injections are very hard for dogs

hear me out.. what if.... women?????? were kissing????? me???????

i'm always petting my cat but he's never once pet me. seems kinda fucked up

what if they made mofbubble... SCARY!!!!

It’s NOT funny

It's Bridget's birthday! 🥰

it’s mayburi day

Happy Birthday Bridget!🎉 #Mayburi

it's the most important holiday of the year (bridget's birthday)

i only get notifications for new followers like half of the time now it's so weird

the year is 2060, mofbubble has entered its 54th season, and YEAH, its gone woke...

Rolling up objects into a ball so that the Katamari can be used for a trans woman’s top surgery

ok but it really is a doggy dog world if you really think about it

ENDURANCE - It's time to wipe that decadent homo-sexual grin off your face.

where do you get shirts with absurdly long sleeves, agnes tachyon style

do you stop getting notifs for new followers after a certain point? am i in da big leagues now?