*watching a medical drama with my wife, swearing I recognize one of the actors* *two episodes pass* Me: WAIT THAT'S GIRL BATMAN FROM THE GIRL BATMAN SHOW

My wife wants to go see ethel.cain with me 😍😍

I'm a bad artist but i will draw whatever for a dollar

I'm a dumb broad but i spent an hour laughing at goofy shit with my wife and it ruled.

Block the ice account. We can hate them without their participation.

My wife is concerned about my giant tom of Finland prints I've framed and hung on the ceiling

🏳️‍⚧️ Hunter Schafer appears in a Prada ad 🏳️‍⚧️ Right-wing men: finally, they're putting hot women in ads again!

I hate my job which is dumb because in 18 months i haven't done a single thing and have rave reviews but like... i want to do stuff. I've had to make python discord bots to keep my skills up and they're running on a gke/aks hybrid. And it's just zork.

chocobo

anyone have any suggestions on procreate tutorials? or more generally art basics tutorials? haven't found anyone I like just randomly looking at youtube for like shading or perspective or whatever.

Ladies, i think these folks might be bullshit.

un moogle

When u vice president And invent internet That’s Al gore

I think it would maybe be good for someone in congress to redefine being american away from being a flag fucker with papers and more being ready to fight for and defend immigrants.

i like how I've had a ps5 for a couple years and all I've done with it is play ff7 remakes and FFT. every playstation is a final fantasy machine for me, personally. (also disgaea)

Wine is like taco bell in that the best time to consume it is at 3am whilst crying.

I read one of Adams' books about the workplace around that age and one of the suggestions was to insert irrelevant details in presentations so your manager can remove them and feel good (Assassinate the president of Chile was the one in the book) and I have done that my entire career.

Gonna go to my Senators and blast "hateful love" by little big

Hi. I've never received training in protecting people but I've de-escalated situations without having to kill anyone. Make me queen of ice so i can dismantle it day one and make all ice agents harvest vegetables.

I went to THE THEATER yesterday and then came home and hung out with my bestie and nephews in Minecraft then went to bed at like 8. So now I'm up at 4 am doing dishes.

Saw a local production of hades town. Good show. Fun to cry at.

Alright I'm gonna cut out for a bit. All this shit is driving me up a wall and when i went to check on reporting from one of the journalists i like i found out i caught a block so I'm gonna assume I need to chill out for a couple days.

remember to leave bullet casings out for ashli babbitt tonight ❤️❤️✝️

So i have a teen. Is it cool to just be like "i purchased a box of condoms and I'm not going to count them. There if you need. Ignore if you don't."

Id just like to say I'm a leftist because I've seen what people have to go through to just be seen as human and society can do better for them and by extension all of us but primarily the people society sees fit to leave by the wayside.

My lovely wife surprised me with this adorable little lady!

I love my wife

Stronger donger did a brotherhood of the wolf to me, personally.

I hate that calling my reps means i might lose my job because my state is so red it's 255,0,0. Still did it but i hate it. I feel like being mad about war shouldn't have a cost.

glad to see congress responding to an open declaration of invasion with fuck all

I feel like if this was about drugs we would have executed the sacklers.

we have not "apprehended" the president of venezuela. we have invaded a foreign country and kidnapped its leader. what the fuck are we doing here, i am going to lose my mind

I think it's bad to do wars and war crimes. If we have Maduro, the only responsible thing to do would be to just send him back and then jail everyone involved on our side.

I've made a truly unhealthy amount of popcorn to watch the season finale of stranger danger with my kid

so in the past when I gave to a candidate and got the emails following the tone matched the person in my head, but donating to people who post like regular persons on bsky does not match a formal e-mail and it causes my brain to dissolve slightly when i get the e-mail.

"The world's richest man, a well-documented drug addict who is a Nazi and a major support and adviser of the President of the United States of America, has created a website that produces CSAM on demand at scale while he demands ethnic cleansing worldwide"

My lifelong bff and I ended up getting the same lego set for Christmas and spent a couple hours on Webcam building them together. Absolute blast.

bouncing on that new yussy

I've been kidnapped by my child and am now seeing dances with smurfs 3: tulkun drift.

Wow, people don't want to date fascists and bigots and the fascists and bigots have learned they don't like being rejected for their fascism and bigotry. What a truly illuminating insight.

Absolutely brilliant strategy to take a useless toy some people like but most revile and immediately make it not even possibly entertaining to use.

Lol my kid went thrifting and brought home this

Religion helping you navigate your life: cool! Great! Religion helping you navigate someone else's life: 🚨🚨

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

Caught Athena mid yawn but she looks like she's yelling at me.

trying to figure out if there's any clinical info on the impact of dextroamphetamine XR vs IR wrt addiction/alcoholism because I can't tell if I'm just attenuating to the effects or if one is better than the other but all I can find is studies on abusing stimulants. must remain sober god damn it.