If only the bloke who went to retrieve it had done a moonwalk as he was dragging it off stage.

Best piece of #Eurovision coverage this year: The first 50 seconds of Look Mum No Computer’s “interview” with David Sillito.

Evening

“Get the acorns! get the acorns! I need 10”

Relive classic brawls against brazier-headed baddies with the latest addition to the official Sea of Thieves soundtrack, 'Soulflame Captain'! Enjoy these determined sounds of a supernatural scuffle on your streaming platform of choice now. 🎶

My first piano. This piano has been a major part of my journey, with my mum kick-starting me with piano lessons from 5 years old. Now 25 years on, we're passing this piano onto the next generation within the family, Yuna 🥰 Wait for the aural tests and scales lol

Blimey! 10 years ago today! Judging by the mic being used (AKG C414) I think this is probably me recording the hurdy gurdy on the first batch of shanties for @seaofthieves.com

And the woman did speak unto the hound, saying, What do you mean, normal men, and the hound answered the woman, saying, We are just innocent men. And great was her emotion

Come on you footballers.

A trailer eight years in the making! Enjoy a quickfire glimpse at some of the stories and shenanigans awaiting pirates who chart a course for the Sea of Thieves, set to a rousing score that's sure to inspire even the surliest of old salts to answer the call to adventure: https://youtu.be/RK8cib4YD5Q

Fans of foreboding rejoice, as the moody melody that accompanied the arrival of Season 19 is now available to listen to at your leisure as 'Hostile Waters', the latest addition to the official Sea of Thieves soundtrack. Enjoy it from your platform of choice now.

I bought an old copy of the Guardian - dated 15 Dec 1980 - in a charity shop and found this story about Apple’s stock market debut! It was valued at $65m… I think it’s worth a punt

32 years at @rare.co.uk yesterday 😮 I treated myself to a some gourmet chocolate to celebrate.

Losing contact with the Earth for 40 minutes sounds ideal

Happy 5th birthday Willow!

If you see this, post a concert photo you took:

I’m officially a work of art 💅🖼️✨ Don’t miss me and more at Video Games & Music Exhibition @philharmonie.bsky.social from 2 April - 2 November 2026 #philarmoniedeparis #videogamemusic

Please sign & share, the Reform led council here in Kent have cut my son's transport which will leave me unable to work a regular job, it will adversely effect hundreds of parents as our kids travel much further to school/college & need supervision, thank you. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...

Well well well! Welly welly welly! Wellity wellity wellity! I haven’t seen this mug for around 15 years. It was gifted to me by the lovely folks at AIR Studios when we mixed Killer Cuts there in 1995. I’ve just found it in another (who shall remain nameless) departments kitchen. 😮

Moe has come out of hibernation…Therefore, Willow must assert her authority.

Pirates who need a heading can use this: sea-of-thieves.ffm.to/tomorrowstid...

Quite pleased with this one…

Fantastic news in the UK today - the government has apparently ditched its plan to force creatives to 'opt out' if they don't want AI companies training on their life's work. www.thetimes.com/uk/technolog... 🧵 1/4

👀

It was Conker's Bad Fur Day's 25th anniversary last week, and to mark the occasion @robinbeanland.com, the original composer of that bawdy ordeal, has whipped up a remix of its iconic club music! 'Rock Solid Revitalised' is available now on a bunch of music platforms. Marvellous.

Full Fat!

I LOVE this patch! LOVE IT!!!

Oh I do like to be beside a side chain!

Poor Conker 😬

Getting there…

👀

A little Saturday fun…

The Leicester Music Conference returns on February 27, bringing together artists, industry professionals, and music enthusiasts for a day of knowledge-sharing, networking, and live performances. Here's all you need to know: tinyurl.com/bdzmj8au

A nice little surprise waiting for me at the office this morning…Marvellous!

“Tristan, I can tell you that every man I ever envied when I was a boy has led an unremarkable life. So you don't fit with the popular crowd. Now, I take that as a very good omen.”

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

Yet another new track has awoken in the official Sea of Thieves soundtrack... 'The Eternal Guard' is now available to stream or buy now from your platform of choice. 🎵

Hooray!

David Bowie: I’ve been putting out fire with gasoline Fire Warden: Right

Good to see Roy Chubby Brown finally getting his break in Hollywood.

Listened to 'Sanctuaries of Stillness' yet? Put together by our very own Music Director, @robinbeanland.com, it's the perfect way to add some curious ambience to any occasion. Available to stream or buy from your platform of choice. 🎵

“Have a good time… all the time.”