laser focused on the drapes for the ballroom and the marble for the Kennedy Center ( that apparently needs time to dry)

As simple as it is, he will never get it. His brain won't let him.

it’s no surprise more of the global south is looking to chinese renewables for geopolitical rather than climate reasons

U.S. surprised #Hiroshima ☢️💣💥

this is really a loaded line of questioning, since the premise is based on a fictional reality where Patel isn't a malicious hire whose inability to function as a competent director wasn't his primary qualification.

All time low.

It’s very sad that criticism of Bibi and the Israeli regime is somehow being labeled antisemitism when Bibi and the Israeli regime are behaving in all manners that Judaism, the Torah, Mishna, and Talmud strictly prohibit. You can’t claim Judaism while actively breaking its foundational laws.

WTAF?! State Department cut jobs with deep expertise in Middle East as Iran crisis escalates apnews.com/article/iran...

Yup, still going up.

Epstein commissioned a 9'X9' replication of the Massacre of the Innocents for the ENTRYWAY of Zorro Ranch. Who would do that...? #ZorroRanch news.artnet.com/app/news-upl...

He was certainly afraid of Vietnam-style combat in Vietnam.

Good job, donnie www.wsj.com/world/russia...

my god this is amazing

it was Andrew Johnson in a dream clearly www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

Perfect! youtu.be/cssPptEqVWE?...

Wouldn't it be nice if voters could choose the candidate they want? That candidates would have to present their case on a level playing field for why they should represent said voters? All this gamesmanship fueled by money degrades the process. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/12/u...

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast. They’ll play this in museums in future. (🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

We could still be curing cancer and giving kids free meals and forgiving student loans and doing universal healthcare but instead we’ve got some boats on a dock.

If your favorite character from The Pitt was the guy who punched the nurse in the face, you'll love SNL's MAHAspital.

when you are dog tired in newfoundland

lmao incredible work

Up over $100 billion from yesterday

The defense department is at war with Iran while the defense secretary is at war with the media.

Hahahhahahahaha toy soldier really hopes you think the military academy is the military! It ain’t lol

Still going up

I’m concerned that the level of planning in the White House and Pentagon isn’t much more sophisticated than this

trump's headlines for the day brought to you by MarketWatch! So much winning!!!

Guessing someone kicked off a war in the Middle East and realized they needed to reassert deterrence www.reuters.com/world/china/...

Yet financial and energy markets immediately stabilized because Trump gave a rambling, bonkers, incoherent press conference. The situation on the ground continues to spiral out of control. Shipping is not moving at all. Yet markets recovered cuz the biggest racist on the planet said something.

Maybe this is pamela jo's kristi noem experience🤞🤞🤞 www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

I always enjoy a proper blistering takedown www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

the Iran war is "the biggest crisis the region's oil and gas industry has faced." Good job America. finance.yahoo.com/news/aramco-...

Forget NATO and and Eastern Bloc. The world is increasingly being organized into Trump sycophants and everybody else. www.bugeyedandshameless.com/p/a-world-of...

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953

A nice little recap of all the criminality trump has been involved with over the decades. youtu.be/hSjqnONNwFY?...

ICYMI

Happy Monday! Our national debt is almost $39,000,000,000,000. www.us-debt-clock.com

Unbearable. Wtf are we doing.

As Christopher Buckley fans should remember, one of the two D.C. newspapers in Thank You For Smoking was the Washington Sun, so I think this needs to happen. And then it would only be fitting for the Washington Times to live out Buckley's joke in that novel and rename itself the Washington Moon.

And here's the link to a recording of last night's mass call! Some really inspiring stories from those working on the ground to block warehouses in their communities, as well as ideas for how to get involved where you live.

NEW: Believe it or not, it’s that time of year: the Wisconsin Supreme Court election is next month. Liberals have a huge opportunity: if they win, they can lock down the majority of this court thru 2030. That means they’d have it in the next presidential race, a big democracy guardrail. Share:

Trump's Iran war is a hold-my-beer moment for inflation frustration

Nurses. Truck drivers. Federal workers. Tech employees. Trump didn’t just kill jobs — he gutted the backbone of this country. Healthcare down 28K. Transportation down 11K. These aren’t numbers. They’re families who want to be able to provide for their families! #TrumpsJobsSlump​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

toothache famously one of the worst pains it is possible to feel. horrific

The split screen makes it even better.

Called by god. /s newrepublic.com/post/207270/...

This made me spit out my coffee - the DoJ pretending to look out for us.