They’re pretty good with their accents lololo. And words Lolol

Friends 😭😭😭 she is not this old she be doing her make up like this on purpose LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPP

New “I’m going to explain space to this senior NASA scientist” just dropped

Worth a listen

I had a guy who used his lunch break going table to table during chow. He claimed I was infringing his right to be an evangelist. I showed him regulations where he was breaking other's right to be left the fuck alone. Proselytizing is a no no. Alas.. www.militaryreligiousfreedom.org/2026/03/mrff...

Somehow he was more awkward trying handheld food (maybe for first time!) than Julia Robert's fancy dinner scene in Pretty Woman 😂

It’s the dissection for me, recognize the patterns of gaslighters. ie progressives 😒

They drill "safety first" into troops bc "leaders" sending us can't be bothered by such pesky details.

This is insane. However, no one, and I mean NO ONE should be surprised by any of this. A lot of us have been saying for a while that this was their goal. But folks ignored the warnings for "reasons."😒

If you are so angry you're doing that laugh cry thing; this is for us! ❤

Thinking of taking up drinking bc goddamn. Remember to stretch, shit, & shower before getting gas today. Wishing all of us luck through this clusterfuck.

Garbage in, garbage out. It's an engineering fact of computing. These are making human mistakes, only faster. 😖

I'm snort laughing m.youtube.com/shorts/pC0BN...

If you've experienced this, I'm sorry. Hope it never happens to anyone.

Watch until the end 💀😭😩😂😂😂

The camera pan to a few white folk had me rolling We’ll take anything and turn it into humor

Evergreen. Mood.

Knew it'd be good from that smile. 😂😂😂

You're probably thinking of 1-2 right now.

30 seconds of soooo much family mess. Wow.

This happened months ago but I don't recall seeing it anywhere before today. Context: Massive Attack used facial recognition in real time on audience. 😱 www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDrf...

Name your fav comic strip that isn’t Garfield or Peanuts

At that age where my knees make this sound just standing up. 💀

Doing it, while drunk & paying for lift tickets: you're a family enjoying ski day at any lodge. Rushing for lifts & shit. 😂

Unnaturally tall from being transplanted from tropical areas with wind storms that "prune" palms to desert. Some rich person saw sand in both places & forced trees into an environment not made for them.

Why do people call police like this? Will people stop being surveillance monitors in my lifetime.

"WEXMAC TITUS allows ICE to treat immigration enforcement like a national security operation rather than a standard civil immigration one...This gives the agency access to a much faster contracting process with less oversight and public visibility.” www.thehandbasket.co/p/ice-concen...

Christ these robots are getting better 😭 On plus side, it's China so our technology will take years to catch up. m.youtube.com/watch

Your school was fancy if you had drivers ed. They let a few work on clunkers & called that "Auto shop" Shit, had entire classes called vocational rehab for some reason.

Would love seeing Texas flip back

Horniest people on this planet, I stg. This tops story corpsman told about riding the silver stallion.

In itty bitty fine print, this company is called "bungie me at sea." If it breaks, you just committed to sea burial rather than retrieval option. Cost for retrieval is extra; as is burial. Bungie cord is optional with purchase of daredevil upgrade.

Dear Mabel, I'm writing from behind tow truck war lines. Those maple scones you sent really boosted men's morale. Once we've stolen our boot locks back, this bloody war will end! Until then, my love - Winston.

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Popping in with an ask. It's cookie season and if you're able and so inclined 🤞🏽🤞🏽 I'm posting links to some troops in need. Brownie troop of the Navajo Nation digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop7...

Teeth! Teeth! Teeth! 😂 I had an extra molar, always had a feeling there had to be reasons since its not uncommon.

Trying to break out of depression, reach for some funk. 💕

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Name a song you've heard 200 times

Auditory processing disorder & tinnitus. If I didn't see it, I can't hear it. 😭

I thought the goat was a dog wearing a chicken head. Fuck me, I ain't got my glasses on. 😂😄😅

Now I understand why it was a murder mystery.

Love Rotties. Such teddy bears.

Keurig & KY Jelly going to be lighting up her phone with offers. Offering her cease & desist letters. 😏

This bike is for people who enjoy horseback riding but don't wish to keep an animal.

I don't know how seeing this arrive will spark joy at your dinner table. Who do these people party with? 😂