It's how I greet door knockers. 😏 "I thought we were just showing what's for sale!"

If you've got wasps, check out this clever solution. youtube.com/shorts/3F_b_...

When your kid comes home from college. Lol

Fabric artists are next level. Check out this mom's quilt.

Snowy owls look majestic. Great horned owls look like they've gone mad with knowledge of universe.

How your email finds me

This was delightful.

Catch & release is for young learners, or the meek. 😂

Better story than Inception.

How your email finds me

Imagine how many twisted ankles, etc this saved? Especially anyone using assistance devices when walking. Very cool!

I get excited about big brown beavers too. Can't fault her genetics for being unable to leave it without plottin' to fondle & eat that thang! 😂😜

This is cool! Keeps bees from drowning in bird baths or feeders.

Cry laughing, was that a fart? 😂

Statues just vibin' but it'll likely get tagged indecent. Cool history.

If you're over 50, you'll love this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OAe...

When you've had just the right amount of alcohol & weed. 👨‍🍳💋🫴(or whatever trips your trigger)

Leave it muted, but enjoy some owls. The bird that acts like a cat. 😂

Love a girl's girl.

Here's a question. Where would you empty/clean your shitter before hauling it? RV's have hoses & places for waste management. This would be worse than taking a wet shit in a Waffle House.

This pro tip could save you hundreds, or thousands; depending on dealership. They charge 500-800 a pop for diagnostics.

Took apart air filters & fan to deep clean. Discovered using foaming bathroom cleaner on plastic parts worked best. No more qtips & alcohol for hours tediously removing dust & ick! Unsure what y'all use but figured I'd share bc it made such a difference.

A compost toilet would've made sense. Imagine hoisting it in & out of that storage box each shit you need to take? No ventilation for that grill means cleaning walls & ceilings if you try cooking in your little outhouse on the prairie.

I'm hopeful of a true globe. I wanna see a true lopsided, lumpy earth instead of smooth ass ball. Bonus for accuracy if it spins like an unbalanced washing machine.

The cognitive dissonance of living in a country where we debate whether we can afford to feed homebound elderly people while simultaneously celebrating people who spend $100,000 per ticket this year at the Met Gala. A table of 10 starts at $350,000. Approximately 400 guests total. Shut up peasant.

Children who grew up monitoring a parent's mood for safety often become adults who can sense a shift in someone's voice on the phone but can't tell when they themselves are hungry, sad, or close to breaking share.google/N6ka84CaghAO...

Take more! Omg

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Helluva run to make it to 86. RIP you beautiful redneck. m.youtube.com/watch?v=X3_q...

We're all tied to tracks in the trolley problem, an oligarch controls the switch.

There should be a refund policy if your haircut gains internet fame. 😂

When every medical option has been utterly exhausted bc medication side effects are intolerable and make things worse. chemical sensitivity is a fucker to learn hard way when auto immune response is wonky. Live laugh lunatic

Quitting is extra hard when you find out it self medicated ADHD. 😜 Coffee & tobacco has been gas pedal of our workforce. Then we get plastered to "relax" as Bill Hicks noted: the good drugs are taxable.

They took heels literally; that's only bit you're getting.

Futons are no longer the most embarrassing couch choice.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Fuck AI in food ads. Been noticing everything switching from photography to this creepy shit. 😩

😂😂 I am absolutely claiming to be colorblind if I'm asked that question again.

On plus side, at least they put bathrooms close by. Jumpscare art ffs 😂

BBC said since American media wont cover ... UK is up www.bbc.com/news/article...

Remember high school fighting about planned parenthood classes bc they didn't want to teach sex education? Now they want to bring back teen pregnancy. Jesus.

If Netflix doesn't make 2 seasons of Fighting with Grace, they're missing this cash cow.

The answer to more than just this, ijs.

This thread greatly enhanced morning coffee.

What's the word when something perfectly expresses the awful? This is that.

Inside planes, buses, trains, where an audience can't leave is simple etiquette to not do this type of thing. Seriously, fuck whoever started this trend. Publishing everyone's faces when you know they weren't asked is never going to sit right with my mind.

They’re pretty good with their accents lololo. And words Lolol