The what

Neighbour asked to put their chicken coop on the property line and my rhubarb has exploded from the run off. Win/win. Who wants pie?

Lore (4) has a new catch phrase: “Looking good, turds!” Still haven’t figured out how to get her to stop giving complete strangers a thumbs down.

Taught our daughter the words “excellent” and “bogus” today. Bill & Ted would be proud.

Pretty surreal flight from Toronto to Moncton: Got seated next to Bruce Mccullough and chatted through the entire flight Nice to meet a hero.

Guess I’ll just swim to the garbage stop through the garbage water

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. “What do we need to do to ensure this never happens again”

East Side Mario’s implies the existence of a West Side Luigi’s

The most consistent thing about these state of the province events is the CEO of Siemens showing up for a pep talk

Maybe instead of calling it the “State of the Province” we could call it the “Province of the Province”.

Alex Jeffrey Pretti was an ICU nurse at a VA hospital. His life, through his profession, was dedicated to serving his community and our country. As so many have now seen on video, his final act before he was killed by federal agents was doing everything in his power to protect his community.

Historic speech by Carney amirite

Eating discounted sushi before midnight just like Cinderella would have wanted

Jim Carey reminiscing about how they made films before AI abcnews.go.com/culture/stor...

If we can’t keep up with the demand of rare earth metals, ram, processors, gpus, maybe we could just stop live-streaming targeted ads to refrigerators

Imagine trying to find three French hens in this economy

The year is 2025. You’ve progressed to the final round of “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” You phone a friend, alas… society doesn’t answer the phone anymore

I give it < 6 months before GPT starts feeding ads between prompts

Go geese lightening go geese lightening go 𝘨𝘦𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨

Should we Memramcook tonight or Memramskipthedishes

Honestly I kinda hate realism in games

Too many YouTube channels about night time urban exploration, not enough YouTube channels about lying in wait to jump scare urban explorers

Upon further reflection, I’m sorry you didn’t come home with me yesterday

Oh my goodness the windmills are tilting back! www.workboat.com/wind/-rsted-...

I started this tradition with my kid where, when I’m closing the door and saying goodnight, we both waive with our feet. One of the cats now runs up an double high-fives my foot while I’m waiving

Going to start calling chatbots sycophancy as a service.

Hello rain

Oh you’re a big fan of the woods? Then how come I’ve never seen you in there hmm? Name five trees.

Me: you haven’t said please once 3: “Please, once”

Who is leaving all these banana peels on the ground? This is starting not to feel like an isolated incident

It’s too bad the Minecraft movie didn’t come out when Blockbuster was a thing

Aftermarket exhaust salesman: *slaps top* This baby will drown out the sound of divorce

Me if I was PM first day of the G7: “Happy Birthday Mr. President. Did you do anything special on your big day”

Donald Trump humiliated by <insert reason>

Announcer: E A Sports... it's in the game! Me, as a child: w... what's in the game (forty years later) Me, sitting at my desk: what's in the game

It’s been a rough go

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

One of the best things about Posting is you never know what obscure preoccupations your followers have. There will be a guy who has followed you for years and never said anything but then one day you disparage applesauce and he activates like a sleeper agent and dedicates his life to destroying you

Wild that you can’t trust caller ID anymore. Huge miss

*first day at the chute factory* Me: Aw chute

First sunny day. It’s as if millions of lawn mowers came to life at once

Convincing my 3 year old that peeing in the tub isn’t “science”

Now that’s a snug

I lost the invisible paint bucket

New guy actually found the skyhooks

Saw the new Final Destination. Loved it. They’re gonna traumatize a whole new generation.

Happy 240th birthday Saint John

Just looked at that plan for the new roundabout in Freddy. It’s nuts.

Crazy that McDonalds had to completely rebrand in order to get away from Hamburglers past