Should we Memramcook tonight or Memramskipthedishes

Honestly I kinda hate realism in games

Too many YouTube channels about night time urban exploration, not enough YouTube channels about lying in wait to jump scare urban explorers

Upon further reflection, I’m sorry you didn’t come home with me yesterday

Oh my goodness the windmills are tilting back! www.workboat.com/wind/-rsted-...

I started this tradition with my kid where, when I’m closing the door and saying goodnight, we both waive with our feet. One of the cats now runs up an double high-fives my foot while I’m waiving

Going to start calling chatbots sycophancy as a service.

Hello rain

Oh you’re a big fan of the woods? Then how come I’ve never seen you in there hmm? Name five trees.

Me: you haven’t said please once 3: “Please, once”

Who is leaving all these banana peels on the ground? This is starting not to feel like an isolated incident

It’s too bad the Minecraft movie didn’t come out when Blockbuster was a thing

Aftermarket exhaust salesman: *slaps top* This baby will drown out the sound of divorce

Me if I was PM first day of the G7: “Happy Birthday Mr. President. Did you do anything special on your big day”

Donald Trump humiliated by <insert reason>

Announcer: E A Sports... it's in the game! Me, as a child: w... what's in the game (forty years later) Me, sitting at my desk: what's in the game

It’s been a rough go

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

One of the best things about Posting is you never know what obscure preoccupations your followers have. There will be a guy who has followed you for years and never said anything but then one day you disparage applesauce and he activates like a sleeper agent and dedicates his life to destroying you

Wild that you can’t trust caller ID anymore. Huge miss

*first day at the chute factory* Me: Aw chute

First sunny day. It’s as if millions of lawn mowers came to life at once

Convincing my 3 year old that peeing in the tub isn’t “science”

Now that’s a snug

I lost the invisible paint bucket

New guy actually found the skyhooks

Saw the new Final Destination. Loved it. They’re gonna traumatize a whole new generation.

Happy 240th birthday Saint John

Just looked at that plan for the new roundabout in Freddy. It’s nuts.

Crazy that McDonalds had to completely rebrand in order to get away from Hamburglers past

I don’t have any idea what’s going on with Eurovision and I’m not gonna look it up but Ja Ja Ding a Dong is a banger

What if we just rolled the internet back to a save point in the early 2000’s and had a do over

Carney yelling “never” 5-6 times and getting drowned out by the press was… interesting

I joined r/decks hoping to get some power point tips and now I know which decks will hold a hot tub.

A recent @newscientist.com cartoon #fungi

I’m glad I have No Mans Sky another chance

Look I’m not a fan, and I can appreciate why some might want vengeance… Personally, I’d prefer less vengeance in politics. I could see Carney saying “no rush, don’t care. Let’s make sure we don’t incur more moving expenses ahead of the by election”

Big day

Local Crooner spotted 👀

Is this secret garage guy for real? I feel like he definitely pulled permits for this lol

Last night I was gifted my late father’s complete Coast Guard log, with all voyages dating back to the 1980s and a bunch of photos of his adventures. He was always at sea or he wasn’t. These are all things I’ve never seen or heard before.

"He's a witch!" isn't quite the deterrent it once was

Looks like someone made a run on Wayne Long signs from North End all the way to Milledgeville with black spray paint

Perfect. 👏 saintjohn.ca/en/news-and-...

Well they misleadingly escalated it from an approval with conditions to an out right rejection in their messaging. So they can’t be that worried about the message they’re “sending to the world”.

If the chamber is worried about the message that we’re sending to the world, perhaps they shouldn’t issue press releases goading everyone (and their uncle) to be mad

This makes my blood boil. Council didn’t “reject” the rezoning application. They dedicated months of staff resourcing to review and look at all potential options. What kind of message does it send that the applicant was unwilling to negotiate? thechambersj.com/chamber-call...

The penguins are absolutely meeting their NATO spending target of 5% of GDP. It just happens that 5% of 0 is 0.