Unpopular opinion of the day: Americans bake worse baguette than the Brits, who already bake awful ones.

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This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone 😺

Getting woken up before 7AM on my off day? Priceless. Please remember this when you consider having kids.

Damn this winter is taking its toll on me…

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Grocery shopping while hungry can have dire consequences.

That moment where the goal is so close and so far at the same time…

5 things I like and 5 oomfs to do the same! Video games History Cooking Craft beer Walking in nature @moplayspoke.bsky.social @fiyeroatheart.bsky.social @johnrebending.com @its-sad-potato.bsky.social @professorfessor.bsky.social I’m not active so if you already did it consider me trolling

Good morning people! It’s Sunday, the weather is awful, meaning I’ll stay inside to rest and do absolutely nothing productive. Because I deserve it.

Fun fact: In Paris, public urinals used to be called “vespasiennes”, in honor of the Roman emperor Vespasianus (Vespasian/Vespasien).

Drop a teacher.

I LIIIIIIVE Like For real this time

I created a monster

I just want to say that I am NOT in the Epstein files and that will go on my resume.

Why am I awake at 5:20AM? … Ho I fell asleep at 7:30 PM Makes sense I’ll still bedrot for good measure

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I just want this headache to stop 😭

WHY DO I HAVE TO START ANOTHER DAY? I barely finished the previous one 😫

Update: I feel like crap on every level

*Wakes up at 6AM* *Feels sick and like utter crap* *Has a ton of stuff to do* This day is going to be interesting 😭 I hope you all have a better Monday than me!

As the sun heats my kitchen, I told it to fuck off and installed a store. That fat groundhog can predict how many extra winter weeks he wants, I’ll prepare for spring.

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Nevermind. Fuck pants.

I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE And have a super important meeting in 1 hour. I may even be wearing pants. … Maybe.

If you see this, post a character that starts with A Come on. Coooome oooooon.

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“France Takoyaki” Our signature cuisine.

Quote with a game you like but everyone else hates. I could have done with the reused caves, but I really loved the very focused plot. A much more personal affair than most RPGs and it really makes it special.

The Adventures of Link (and Navi) #TheLegendofZelda

why does bluesky always display your age while browsing the website that's disrespectful man

I’M ALIIIIIIIVE!!!! … Mostly. Getting out of bed and focusing is getting tougher and tougher BUT I WILL GET THROUGH THIS STUPID WINTER. … I need to move somewhere sunny, suggestions?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Good morning

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What's your favorite game from every Nintendo console you've owned? NES: Super Mario 3 SNES: Chrono Trigger GB: LoZ Link’s Awakening 64: Goldeneye GBA: ? GC: Soulcalibur 2 Wii: No More Heroes DS: Phoenix Wright AA 3DS: Dragon Quest VIII Switch: Signalis Switch 2: Bravely Default

One week to finish Like a Dragon before tackling AI the Somnium Files with the Backlog Haters Club! I love Ichiban and his party, the scenario is captivating, the Turn Based Battle with the positions shifting while it's paused is really fun, but... Man I miss Kamurocho...

I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE … Sorta Picking up the new car today! Goodbye, 16 years old budget car. You served me well

Good morning! Lazy Sunday morning with the kids, cooking Teriyaki chicken for lunch ! How’s your Sunday going?

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Good morning everyone! I bought 2 copies of Animal Crossing New Horizons yesterday so I could play with my children when they are not at my home. Most of my first day on my island was spent selling weed to a kid. I wonder when Tom Nook will use me as his drug mule to other islands 🤔

I am what I eat. poomang.com/en/t/myfruit...

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Good morning! Did I immediately fall back asleep for 2 hours after the alarm clock rang? Yes.

UUUUUHHHHGGGGG It’s morning. Again. Do I have to through this everyday?

It is kinda depressing that I installed sky windows everywhere for light and atmosphere and the first few month all I can see through it when I wake up is that. I can see the stars before falling asleep when the weather is clear though.

Good morning everyone! Let it be known: I woke up and immediately got out of bed. I am a good boy and deserve a treat. I wish that treat to be “rotting in bed all day”.

A shop called “La chatte blanche”. Literally “the white pussy” with the same double meaning. They must have known.

I’m awake.

What do you mean I have to do this every day?