I have an eye infection brewing. And what did I think would be a great idea to do? Test out 3 new eyeliners on my messed up eye. Could I have used my other eye? Yes. Do I regret it immensely? Yes.

Death to migraines 🫠

Puerto Rico is in America dear

My Husky has begun to shed. Please pray 4 me

Watching millionaires and CEOs posting their way through PR disasters is easily one of my favorite aspects of capitalism and social media

Yama progress update :’) gonna take a snazzy little break and work on some other UIM progression things #osrs

!!! Big news for alternate reality me with extra spending money

@sockgoblinss.bsky.social and I go roller skating every Sunday night now and it’s the best thing

Unrelated to OSRS, I finally got the elusive 20-kill badge on apex with my fave French engineer 🥰

Ya favorite gross person is live playing #OSRS without a bank 🫶🏼

Good morning! And happy equinox~

So we put weed in the little titty pot, right?

I'm not a #Valorant girlie but that late 90's shonen-styled ad they're running rn is eatttttiiiiiiiinnnggg

If jimmy kimmel was the final nail in the coffin for you- I think we should bury you, too 🫶🏼🥴

missed #statmonday but this week we knocked out all of the hard diaries, did a ton of questing, and made more progress towards 2k total on the #UIM #osrs

🙃🙃 pls gib #osrs #uim

NEW YOUTUBE VIDEO DROPPED! GO CHECK IT OUT! Beating The Whisperer (DT2) on My Ultimate Ironman #OSRS #Runescape #OSRunescape #UIM youtu.be/qL264bBKxHU

Gonna take my sick ass to the fair today and eat my body weight in pastry

When I post, I am purging the computer madness from my body out into the world, where it becomes your problem

We went to the vet today, can you tell? #husky

"being anti-AI is fascist" is genuinely the dumbest take of the day- on a day where we are R I P E with bad takes to choose from. honestly, impressive 🤷‍♂️

I think I want to wake up now. The immersion in this matrix is deeply unserious

Still sick, but I got the best company🤷🏻

The paradox of tolerance really clocked in today, huh? Weird.

Am sooooo fucking sick. Please bring pho 🍜

How can one person be so inexplicably dumb? My god. And single-handedly claiming responsibility for merking the events is wild. As if any person would believe that a brand-new CEO just rolls up and rips events down based entirely on their singularly held vision. Miss me with it. 🥴 #osrs

Missed stream last night, still trying to decide if I should just go live at normal hours today 😭 Also, do I have any Yama doin’ mutuals on here? #osrs

The story so far (Yama) Live tonight at 8pm cst. 🔴🫶🏼 #osrs #uim

All streams this week (m-f) will be after 5pm! (cst)✨ it’s DEGEN time! We’ll be continuing the Yama grind, and probably starting on some skilling grinds as well~ all on the #UIM #osrs

Timeline cleanse/Tonks tax #husky

How are people still drawing 14 year old anime characters in smut? And how are the rest of yall not actively shunning/unfollowing? I’ll go get the baseball bat if yall don’t wanna figure it out. 🫡

Good morning! Yama was quite kind to us yesterday with an early unique drop.. #osrs #uim

The sheer unadulterated fear of being completely stun-locked while a giant boulder from the sky fucking crushes you; (🔊warning) #osrs #uim

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK for those of you that don't know, or might not remember- we wiped our bowfa + full crystal about 4 months ago death-piling for wildy content I cannot describe this feeling rn 😭😭😭😭 #OSRS #uim

The woke left finally transed the cracker barrel - the last front has fallen *eagle screech that’s actually a hawk*

🔴Live alert Husband has (yet again) taken over the stream to play music and #assassinscreed 👀 Twitch.tv/fufflehuck

Stream today? 👀 (now) #osrs #uim

This is the first time since Sunday that I haven’t had my brain microwaved by a debilitating migraine all day long. Clap for me :3

Before you buy a motorcycle- get in the passenger seat of a car and have someone drive you around town. Bring a pen/paper and tally up all the people you see driving while staring into their laps on their fucking cell-phones.

Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.

Pro gamer pre-Tbow cox tip! when raiding with your tbow having friends, spam accursed staff special on every enemy they tbow so they do less damage and you get more points! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 lightbearer, double death charge, and surge potions are great for this

I think I'm going to start drinking again, idk #OSRS #uim

Not a grown man trying to fight me in front of his wife and young kids at 4:30 in the morning in a Walgreens parking lot. I haven’t had coffee yet- and reader, I am not the one.

My day/stream in a nutshell: #osrs #uim

No drops at Yama yet but here’s a sick shot of me dying with some dude named Genital Jerry #osrs #uim

Don’t ever talk to me or my sun again

You teach the straights to PVM and they snipe drops right under your nose, smh #osrs #uim

Bestie idk about this 👀

The husband is live rn on my channel playing the 2009 Assassin’s Creed 2 🥰🔴 www.twitch.tv/fufflehuck #assassinscreed