Not saying I hold grudges, but I feel Southampton’s punishment is just rewards for Brereton-Diaz’s theatrics that got Schär sent off. Two years ago. #nufc

Anyway, let’s get away from all that cheating malarkey; sit back, relax and watch Manchester City.

Having a wee in Mean Eyed Cat. This is the view. I approve of these toilet decorations.

I think this maybe the most niché bit of trivia I’ve ever heard.

The wife got to meet Sandro Tonali at work today. Got me his autograph cos she’s canny like that. Processed the application for his Visa renewal. Sadly, the application didn’t include which city he’d be living in… #nufc

Villa prioritising this game over beating Spurs should see them banned from all European competitions in my opinion.

Happy Anniversary to my life’s work x

Not watching the game, but have any Villa players bothered to go on the pitch for this?

Pooches with my sis-in-law tonight. She taught this clown how to take a selfie.. #dogsofbluesky #bostonterrier

This Mambo No. 5 cover by The Big Push is an absolute joy. youtube.com/watch?v=3e-P...

Blimey, 34 years ago today. I remember that David Kelly goal like it was yesterday, and going absolutely mental in Strawberry Corner. #nufc youtu.be/04rO_viP-yY?...

“Good afternoon, could we interest you in handing over the entire contents of that packet please?” #bostonterrier #dogsofbluesky

I’m not convinced Anthony Elanga is actually a footballer. #nufc

They just don't actually care enough. Wissa running to swap shirts with Mateta at the end. Competing with Isak for King Rat status. We used to be absolute monsters, now we're kittens. 25 points dropped from winning positions. Embarrassing. #nufc

It's actually scandalous that we look quite so piss poor after 3 weeks off. #nufc

Jack Black is a born entertainer. Love this.

Vito Sonny 🖤🤍 #bostonterrier #dogsofbluesky

Windy walk around Derwent Reservoir

On behalf of Newcastle United, I'd like to congratulate Newcastle United on beating FFP this season. Don't hate the player, hate the game 🏅

Just a watched that new Peaky Blinders movie. Enjoyed it, but can’t help think it would’ve been better as another/final series.

Managed more than a half this week #bostonterrier #dogsofbluesky

Why were these things allowed? #totp

Back to back Vengaboys. Oh, #totp you’re spoiling us 🙄

Playing their favourite game… #dogsofbluesky #bostonterrier

I fucking hate this. I can’t call them. Like so many times this season, I’m far more angry at us than I am the opposition #nufc

That was a ‘must win’ game rather than a ‘do not lose’ one. Never felt that Eddie or the players got that. At all. #nufc

That was coming from the 15th minute #nufc

See that Barca are immune to yellow cards again #nufc

Saturday pints in The Strawberry. Can’t hold it this one. Not even a half and he’s nodding #bostonterrier #dogsofbluesky

Blimey, look at that for a rainbow

What bonkers refereeing decisions do we reckon will be engineered tonight to swing it their way? #nufc

Just had an email about the window to apply for Palace away tickets being open. Seems we’ve got a canny allocation for this one. #nufc

We were quite decent until we went ahead then shit our pants #nufc

Putting my lucky pants on for the match today. This, despite there being no evidence whatsoever that my choice of undercracker has ever influenced the outcome of one of our games. #nufc #ibelieve

Absolutely fucking raging. Took us 37 minutes of having the ball in the second half to score a goal. Took them 20 seconds. Embarrassing. #nufc

This is one of those games where I’m more angry at us being shit, than I am at losing to them #nufc

This seat’s fine…. 🤦‍♂️ #bostonterrier #dogsofbluesky

Tbf, I doubt they’ve had to work that hard for a while #nufc

Joelinton not shaken off his reputation, despite being out for a bit, it appears. Immediate free kick if he gets within a metre of an opposition player, then a yellow when one of them fouls him… 🙄 #nufc

The main upside to this is that we could be contributing to Arsenal bottling it again #nufc

We appear to have no clue what to do with Woltemade #nufc

Sharing from a friend, a passage from the Leveson Inquiry regarding the British actor Denholm Elliott, who died of AIDS in 1992. Three years after her death, the News of the World journalist Paul McMullan did the following to his daughter—neither a celebrity nor even someone of public interest.

Big fan of this new one from Anna Calvi with Iggy Pop youtu.be/VwM4MNdz8v8?...

Bonkers that, if we draw Chelsea next, we’ll play each other three times in a row, in a week. #nufc

It appears they’ve decided letting us walk through their defence wasn’t the best way to approach the game. #nufc

I reckon they should do a ballot for Mags members and one winner gets named in the starting eleven for the home game next week #nufc

What do you prefer. Offside goals like that standing, and calling out the incompetence of the officials afterwards, or VAR denying goals for offside because the attacking player didn’t have a haircut that day? #nufc

Linesman are not used to giving decisions now, just wait for VAR. #nufc

Now, can we please not sit back #nufc