No spine to the team, no dominant midfielder, no striker. #nufc

Absolutely fucking raging. Took us 37 minutes of having the ball in the second half to score a goal. Took them 20 seconds. Embarrassing. #nufc

Can’t see us turning this around. Going to ask Santa for a striker in the summer #nufc

This is one of those games where I’m more angry at us being shit, than I am at losing to them #nufc

For some completely unknown reason I got it into my heid it was a 5.30pm kick off today. Could’ve been a bit embarrassing turning up to meet the lads in the Trent at 3pm for a couple of pre-match beers. Thankfully the wife keeps me right #nufc

This seat’s fine…. 🤦‍♂️ #bostonterrier #dogsofbluesky

Tbf, I doubt they’ve had to work that hard for a while #nufc

Joelinton not shaken off his reputation, despite being out for a bit, it appears. Immediate free kick if he gets within a metre of an opposition player, then a yellow when one of them fouls him… 🙄 #nufc

The main upside to this is that we could be contributing to Arsenal bottling it again #nufc

We appear to have no clue what to do with Woltemade #nufc

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Bonkers that, if we draw Chelsea next, we’ll play each other three times in a row, in a week. #nufc

It appears they’ve decided letting us walk through their defence wasn’t the best way to approach the game. #nufc

I reckon they should do a ballot for Mags members and one winner gets named in the starting eleven for the home game next week #nufc

What do you prefer. Offside goals like that standing, and calling out the incompetence of the officials afterwards, or VAR denying goals for offside because the attacking player didn’t have a haircut that day? #nufc

Linesman are not used to giving decisions now, just wait for VAR. #nufc

Now, can we please not sit back #nufc

We all got our London hotel reservations out ready to be cancelled? #nufc

No English players in the Liverpool lineup tonight. Should be an immediate banishment from the league imo #nufc

This is more of a barcode than that other barcode one we had in the early 90s. #nufc

Be cheaper in Baku than Monaco tbf. Been to Monte Carlo before and never felt more out of place #nufc

Looks like, if we get through, we could be drawn against Chelsea. Get through that, and it looks like it’d be either Spurs or Liverpool in the QF. This thing will be just like winning Carabao Cup… 😂 #nufc

Never liked ref’s in Europe. Can’t trust them. Too unpredictable. At least ours are just outright incompetent. #nufc

Hitting us like a train #nufc

Tonali should’ve scored in the first min. Ref was, blimey, in a different game at times. We were completely done by an organised and, very good, team today. #nufc

Lovely. Surprisingly easy. Thought they had a plan to target Trippier from the off, attacking down their left, but we seemed to counter it by also focusing our early attacks down our right through him, instead of switching out to the left for Hall and Gordon. Appeared to throw them a bit. #nufc

Barely any urgency. Frustrating to watch again. #nufc

Not even 10 minutes in and I’ve lost count of how many times the commentator has mentioned us losing to the mackems. #nufc

What fresh hell is this? #totp

With 4 fit defenders 😳 #nufc

We go again.

Head. Done. #nufc

Made hard work of that. Never felt in much danger of losing it. They came to just be organised, slow the game down and frustrate. We were crying out for a spark of creativity somewhere. Too much reliance on Hall and Tonali to be the ones to do it. #nufc

It’s Vito’s 5th birthday today 🖤🤍 #bostonterrier #dogsofbluesky

Where we are.

And relax #nufc

Here we are again. Going into a lead then not reacting to the fact the opposition might want to do something about that. #nufc

The kid’s treating me to a pint of Lush at Wylam. #bskybeer

I’d like some updates on Newcastle United’s set piece coach. We still can’t decide who’s better taking corners and the routines remain one of three very average ones. We look worse than ever defending them too. It was never like this under Howe before. I’m not sure this lad isn’t stealing a living.

This lot are shit and even a draw would’ve been embarrassing. To lose it is borderline unforgivable #nufc

Sod it, time for this #bskybeer

This flicky pass shit in midfield is undoing us a lot this season #nufc

Merry Christmas you beautiful buggers ❤️

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Decided to do dry January again, before noticing there’s six home games next month 😕 #nufc

The lads found one of their Christmas presents a few minutes ago. #bostonterrier #dogsofbluesky

We had no clue how to approach that match. #nufc