I just learned that Aerie from BG2 has the same voice actress as Phil and Lil from Rugrats and Kitty Pryde from the 1989 animated X-men pilot.

My cat sleeps under the bed covers like a little person.

The new he-man can get it

The "you're perfect the way God made you" anti trans rhetoric is extremely frustrating because it's not even scriptural. The whole point of Christianity is that we're a fallen, broken race. Original Sin separates is from God and dooms us; we live imperfect lives in an imperfect world because of it

I'M NOT I CAN'T BE

@wisereddragon.bsky.social is the glizzy gobbler ya'll

PSA: Swords are a lot lighter than you (and lots of video game designers) think If you can swing a baby you can swing a Zweihänder

@spectacledlion.bsky.social Nice to see you!

Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde but it's just a German Shepherd fur snorting cocaine and becoming a Belgian Malinois.

Me staring at the Kemo Coliseum lion; My god he's so stupid he's so fucking stupid I want him to fuck me hard enough that my dental fillings get dislodged but he's so stupid oh my god I want to be pregnant so bad

If a guy is fucking you does that mean he's wearing you

Send me cool TTRPG stuff to distract me from really sad tragic things that have happened in my social orbit.

I think I accidentally did a wisdom bsky.app/profile/did:...

I'm still completely shocked that news articles have dropped the passive voice when discussing the murder of Renee Good.

Askshtfffnq

Yeah and before you ask, it's acceptable wolf like behavior

Employee of the month at the violence store

The greatest lie the devil ever told was to make people believe in the existence of gay death.

Partyyyyyyyyyy woo!

These grip-scales are pre-emptively giving me PTSD. bsky.app/profile/post...

seems a little insensitive

I feel like this post is calling me out specifically.

I'm sorry sir, there's nothing we can do. You'll need to put them on a diet of spaghetti and meatballs flavored kibble.

Vet please help, my dog is italian

Hey gang I just got worse

His favourite show is on

See you in the next life, little lady.

Dog has a mass on her spleen that's ruptured and causing internal bleeding, causing the anemia Most likely already spread and metastasized. Having her put to sleep on Friday

It's me, the child play set construction King

*pulls out a scroll and quill* Yes-yes? Go ahead and list-list?

God The fucking things I want to do to this raccoon

Based.

Hardcovers arrived today, and I spent hours unpacking and checking each copy by hand. Tomorrow I'll start signing/doodling, which should take me about a week to finish. This wall behind me is just what I could fit on the desk, but there are so many more.

Roll to save vs broken ass for half damage. 🤣🐺

Oh so he is part of the Oath of Plumbing then?

There isn't any part of my paladin vows that prohibit me from laying down miles of pipe

Bard rolling to seduce the dragon? Weak shit Himbo wolf paladin adopting every party member into his fucked up danger polycule harem is where it's at

@steelshep.bsky.social live footage of your younger stag years :)

No Law looked neat but that main character looked insanely bland

That guy playing the pipes underneath your kitchen sink

Guillaume Broche walks on stage and leans towards the microphone; "That's right bitches we're back"

LOL

I WONDER WHO IS GONNA GET GAME OF THE YEAR

THE FLUTE GUY

They really oversold the megaman reveal

new ace combat I'm gonna fucking cum