In the next two weeks I’m taking care of three massively overdue things (tyres, dryer, haircut) and while none of it is very fun it does make it harder to meditate on whether I’ll make it to the next week

Flowers for my mama

Andy Merrill (Brak) is an Amazon delivery driver. Carey Means (Frylock) got CHF from/exacerbated by COVID & was recently working as a restaurant dishwasher. C. Martin Croker (Zorak) died of sepsis from an infected tooth he couldn't afford to get treated. Capitalism destroys both art & artist.

People in Geelong love Pholklore so much that if you tell them the truth (that everything they make is bland) they get offended like you’ve insulted their own cooking

A thing of beauty, before it is defiled

What the fuck is this last episode of Hacks??????? I’m only like 10mins in but Jesus Christ…?????

Please read what is happening to children in the system. In many ways this is a good news story, because Lily is safe, but the horrific chasms and lapses in the system and how they expose children to significant, lifelong harm are clear

Playing Peak to microdose dying

They will die. People are already dying on the scheme due to cruelly cut plans and now they will die even faster

My dumbass boss is trying to sabotage me but thankfully she’s a passive nitwit so I just go around her to do what’s needed but Jesus Christ, is it such fucking bullshit to have to do double duty when my being sabotaged is her being sabotaged too

Just watched a peewee hound my cat outta the yard so that it and a blackbird could forage for bugs. One of my favourite birds for their bravery alone 🥲

Sometimes Skyrim characters look so much like oomfs but I’ve almost learned the lesson that you shouldn’t tell people they look like someone else so I just have to swallow the impulse to message people about their doppelgängers

Big Caesar, not the little one 😤

Thought I found my mums tablet that someone lost and was the last thing she used but I didn’t, it’s an old one that doesn’t turn on. Whatever was on there is gone forever now

Going to go through the last of my mums stuff today. There won’t be anything to do for her after this. It shouldn’t be so easy for a person to be gone.

How much dimmer the moon looks in Sydney skies

The lives aboard this aircraft are my solemn duty to protect (seated in an exit row)

Death to the person who keeps putting the fucking aircon onto heat

If you are in line to assassinate the president STAY IN LINE!!!!!! He’s gotta get lucky every time, we only need to get lucky once

This is absolute bullshit, I can tell you from personal experience trying to get someone with crippling arthritis onto the scheme. They don’t let them on now and they certainly won’t be doing it in the crackdown

My wholeeeee house is clean 🥰 washed my sheets and cleaned the floors today, did the rest of it in pieces over the last week. The floors was the real challenge, been trying to do them for months, I don’t even know if I’ve done them since mum died. Really glad to tick it off

mortal. you speak to Florgus, the Awakened One

Tried on the dress I got for a wedding and I can probably get away with no bra!!!!!!! :D

Whenever I use this big crazy knife I get an overwhelming urge to chop up my arm

Chinese noodle soup, the broth was a byproduct of making Kakuni, the chicken was leftover from sandwiches, so all I had to do was season it and add the noodles and veg :)

Thought my computer magically got a secret graphics upgrade cause Skyrim was looking really good and I could see all the detail, then I remembered I got new glasses and they’re 1.5 stronger

Beautiful day, all the doors and windows open to let it in the house

When you take a shit at work and it feels like the smell follows you back to the office and everyone can tell :(

Lmao my boss (sucks) got a new boss and cut out of organisational updates which she is v bitter about and which I keep bringing up (“ohh they didn’t tell you about that? I guess it all goes through Laura now :(“) ANYWAY just saw her writing a cover letter heheheheh

Typemogging the fools in this office, I’m clickity clacking at speeds they could only dream of

Got all pissy last night thinking about a colleague who sucks only to discover she’s resigned today 🥳

Look at how fucked up my tonsils are rn

First soup of the season, if you squint you can see a teenage mutant ninja turtle

Maybe I’m wrong on this, and I understand the glee and schadenfreude believe me I’m not above that, but even so: it feels like this acronym achieves little but discouraging the madman from ever changing course, something already notoriously difficult

Sometimes you’re in a training with a stranger and it’s immediately clear they’re the most annoying person in their workplace

My shower in Malaysia has an option I don't really want to try

I bought a new modem over a year ago and still haven’t installed it because of the massive ball ache it’s gonna be, meanwhile the one I’m currently using is so old it’s heat discoloured

The worst part of daylight savings ending is my cat can’t tell time

Was looking at dresses for a wedding later in the year where the dress code is camp and now I’m getting recommended literal pirate costumes

Someone sent me this.

I leave this patch of grass long for the cat to play in but sometimes there are Consequences

She’s taken to curling up on the arm rest, if I’m positioned on it she’ll paw at me and moo until I move

Any time some Big Shit happens and they report on people being trapped on ships I am reaffirmed on my deep spiritual hatred of boats

My cat stepped her back foot in my cup of chocolate milk 😭

Success! Pork belly roti taco inspired by the legends at Hanaya Cafe

Trying something new

Funniest lil baby in the world, she’s 10 years old and on arthritis shots but still wants to play every night

Horoscope site is down for the foreseeable future, even the stars hate me