I drink at least 3 litres of water a day and have since I was like 14, I can’t tell you how good that shit feels. In almost every other way I have completely fucked my health but when I chug down a bottle I can literally feel it flowing to my brain

Had falafel two nights in a row

The thing about my dad visiting is I gotta smoke weed in my room secretly and then try air it out to avoid suspicion which is so STUPID I am MIDDLE AGED and the weed is LEGAL oh my god 😭

Leaving it to the Coroner to do the pill testing seems sub-optimal

I did not realise that arms manufacturers sponsored the National Press Club until this story came out but jfc how compromised can you be

Watching Heat for the first time, God Val Kilmer is BEAUTIFUL

The vet nurses took extra long to give my cat her injection cause they were all passing her around for cuddles lmao 🥲

First time making okonomiyaki! Had to show you dressed and undressed so you can see the runny yolk peeking through 😮‍💨

Why would I ever wanna leave my house?

My toenails have got angles I didn’t even know were possible

"I visited a watch house where I saw a 17-year-old who had been detained for more than three weeks in the watch house without any access to sunlight, no access to their family, no schooling" www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...

In the lab

Slop world

My cat has been whining and moping around all day, I think she feels the storm that’s coming

Finally moved this lamp, it’s been on my to do list for about 6 months and boy it’s nice to have it done

Second massive job for the day: cut down this overgrown lawn Unfortunately this will definitely not look better because right now it’s all lush and dotted with lovely flowers :(

The way this has more rhythm than the actual lyrics

well my name's Taylor and i'm here to say that i've taken his member in a christ-approved way

Cleaning the entire fridge, if it doesn’t look amazing after this I’m gonna freak the fuck out it’s taken all damn morning

Making the snake crawl on its belly and eat dust is a bit fucking kink no?

“”Cormmonwealth Bank””

Should I start keeping my skincare in the fridge??

In terms of life’s perfect little pleasures, having a cone before you take a dump has gotta be right up there with having a pastry with a coffee

Something about a bahn mi really is healing

Sluttyyyyyy

Glad everyone is enjoying PTA or whatever but I can’t see his name without thinking about how he threw Fiona Apple from a moving car and his bizarre hostile reaction to Maya Rudolph caring for him when he was sick, I wish him a very Die Alone

I did everything I put on my to do list today 🥹 I very rarely get through all of it, even though I try not to overload myself I am a habitual ball dropper so it feels good to not have tasks carry over to tomorrow 🥰

Another classic GYG fumble: they’ve launched a “Caesar” range which has crumbled corn chips as part of it (yuck) but no bacon, despite the fact they already carry diced bacon So the Caesar part is basically just the dressing and, inexplicably, corn chips

Had a dream that oomf bought all the books I had on my Amazon Wishlist for me, woke up very moved (don’t have a Wishlist)

Pork n broc

Mixed some leftover asparagus and bacon with cos, pecorino, cannellini beans and romesco sauce. To my surprise it tastes like a pizza but crunches like a salad

It’s hard to feel bad about my overgrown lawn when I keep finding fairies in it

I am drinking hehe 😛

My favourite perfume has an “old lady” scent profile (I’ve gotten this feedback multiple times) but idc I love it, it’s delicious to me I can’t stop smelling myself, it could be fresher or bolder but I like it as is

God I hate leaving the house

I gotta make romesco sauce more often, it is a bit of faffing about (esp cause I used hazelnuts and had to skin them) but it’s fairly hands off for such a good outcome and the sauce is so versatile

I can’t believe a sporting event that big is over by 5pm, it’s too early to get truly sloshed

Scallops with asparagus and bacon on romesco sauce

I was happy for my neighbours having a Grand Final party until I realised it meant they’re gonna scream and yell all afternoon, now I wish their team a very snap your fucking legs

Calling the police cause Joaquin Phoenix was in my dream

Hit a patch of roadworks earlier and someone tried to close a gap before I could merge, I merged anyway cause not only will I kill us both but I’m fully insured and could use a new paint job anyway

“In support of the Tribunal’s objective to improve the transparency and quality of government decision-making, I would suggest that the Agency’s decision-making would be improved by implementing clear risk assessment procedures.” All that $ on lawyers > proper risk assessments... 🔗👇 #NDIS #Auspol

Woke up feeling awful and highly anxious about the horrible situation at my job (still ongoing!!!!!) but everyone was really nice to me today and it’s really helped my overall mood

I avoid skincare with hyaluronic acid cause I think it has damaged my skin but it looks like a remedy might be azelaic acid so I got some but I’ve just realised this ALSO has hyaluronic acid in it so???? I’ve just put it on my face anyway stay tuned for this inevitably backfiring

EL JANNAH IN GEELONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The cat likes to smell spots on the carpet really intently and then roll on them, it makes me worry that my feet leave stink deposits when I walk

Lemon, mint, lychees, frozen raspberries

Hey all! I'd like to thank the world's media institutions, and of course the Bluesky mods, for being totally normal and proportional about a barely famous trans woman cracking wise about a Nazi's death.

Spring soak!!!!! Overnight temps, other priorities (including the massive mess this makes), and lastly the WIND has made it tricky to get my plants out for a rinse and a soak, but I managed to cram them into the shed so they’ll be safe from the wind overnight