Got up at 5am to trap all the dense cool air that’s settled in the house, now I’ve had a cone and shall settle in for the second shift of sleep to come just like my horny ancestors would have

Drinks prepped for tomorrow, as are various snacks and meals. The heat shall not beat me!!!!!!

Currently remaking the dish I had to chuck before the ingredients go off

This is so fucking funny, people paid $35 each ON TOP of making a cake in order to get back different slices of other cakes, and instead people just started grabbing cake with their hands cause there were no knives or lines or anything www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fo...

this is why we still have polio at all btw

I feel like one of those mothers screaming at their sick child but it’s me screaming at my own body like I don’t know how to get you more REM sleep!!!!!!!! Melatonin, no melatonin, long sleep, short sleep, it doesn’t matter it’s still 2 hours of REM if I’m lucky

The energy company playing I Will Always Love You from the beginning as I wait on hold to cancel my mothers account is a conspiracy to make me kill myself

I’m sharing this video again because people don’t really get what these data centers and ai are doing to our planet and our communities. Especially Black communities because they were strategically placed there. I need you to listen to these people. STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.

I was bashfully like “I took a pic if you wanna see it haha” about this huge hairball my cat hocked up and the vet was immediately keen and went “whooooaaaa it’s about this big huh?” incredibly vindicating

Latest autismo hack I’ve learned is leaving roasted almonds on the kitchen counter, so I don’t reach critical failure levels of hunger that prevent me from figuring out the steps to resolve it

Attempted to make three dishes after work. One is shit, one I fucked up so bad I gotta chuck it, and one is okay. Let this be a lesson: don’t try

Gave the vet $100 to tell me nothing is wrong but that’s okay cause I’d give up everything I have and live in a box to avoid letting someone I love down to their death again

I just wanna get in the water but there’s been 30km+ winds for days and days straight and more days to come including early in the morning ahhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHH LET ME BE ONE WITH NATURE YOU FUCKS!!!!!!!!

Cats love silvervine

Trying out a new water bottle because my preferred type have become prohibitively expensive and this one was only $11 but…… there is a clear gulf between the quality of materials here, I see why it was only $11 (this is a Sistema subtweet)

Mixing sriracha and honey cause I don’t have sweet chilli sauce

After ICE agents shot people in Minneapolis tonight, a crowd faced them down and eventually chased them away, despite federal mercenaries and police shooting a tremendous amount of tear gas. ICE agents abandoned vehicles in the area, containing IDs, paperwork, license plates, and operational plans.

I don’t know how to create something to hope for, to live for. I don’t know how to find it or make it or whatever it is I need to do to be okay. There’s nothing. An abundance of nothing, arms full, mouth spilling over with nothing. Nothing at all.

Yes diva, spiral into madness. Plunge into the raw exposed depths of your unconscious mind through the open wounds of your psyche, slay

This time two months ago was the last known time my mum did anything. I don’t even know what, cause someone lost her tablet. I just know she put it down and never touched it again

Saw my cat about to puke so I grabbed her to try move her off the carpet and not only failed but angled her as to projectile vomit across some slightly open drawers

In the office for the first time since my mum died. Wish I was dead. Two months since she passed tomorrow. It’s not fair. None of it’s fair and I don’t know how to keep on going.

I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time

There’s a new kind of bird using the bird bath!!!!!!!!!! It’s v skittish so I can’t get a good enough look to see what kind, it might just be the juvenile of an existing species but it’s v exciting!!!!!

Came over totally smokey and yellow while I was in the shower outta nowhere??? V spooky

You’ll never know how good you can sing if you don’t try and even if it’s not very good you can practice and get better and lemme tell you: it’s really really satisfying to sing a song you love better than you did before

RAIN!!!!!! 🥳

Meaty arayes, creamy hummus, herby radish salad

Theres a house fire just down the road from me now 😐

Got a new bird bath but the birds weren’t using it, the small ones started to briefly but I think were spooked by it being close to my window. I moved it further out last night and today there is a big poo in it, meaning the big birds are using it too now 🥲🥲🥲

#BREAKING 🚨 Victorian premier Jacinta Allan has warned that “if the forecasts are right, tomorrow will be catastrophic” A statewide Total Fire Ban has been declared, with the fire danger now the worst across Victoria since Black Summer Latest updates: VicEmergency

Heartbreaking every time I get paid and there’s no direct debit to my mum. It wasn’t enough to save her, I couldn’t change her life, it didn’t even really make anything better but at least I could tell myself I was trying, doing something, helping a little

I have fucked up yet another brownie recipe (tin too big, altered the recipe before I’d tested it)

The weather is hot and the radishes are spicy

Shoutout to my neighbours for starting the lawn mowing right on 8am after the hottest night all season, gotta get in there ASAP to really fuck up your grass before tomorrow hey, top shit champ

Politely requesting heat stroke

POWER BACK ON 🥳🥳🥳

Got diarrhoea in 44 degree heat, no one on this earth has ever been tested in the ways I have

When you touch your ears after a shower and they’re all gooey cause you forgot to wash out the face wash :(

Power went out :( :( :(

I love not living in the city all the time but especially when it’s hot, fuck all that concrete right off

Heatwave beverage prep: coffee, black tea with lemon, and mint tea

The Emerald Fennellfication of Killing Eve should have been enough to bar her from anything to do with a screen and yet here we are, still having her desperation to be anything but mediocre (ensuring that’s all she is) inflicted on us

Found a monk in the woods (she’s eavesdropping on the neighbours)

I just love that I can hold my cat by the throat and put things in her ears and rub the corners of her eyes and not only does she not squirm or fight, she starts purring cause she loves and trusts her mama 🥲

Put enough Tabasco in my seafood sauce that you can’t really taste it but you can feel your mouth warm once you’re done eating

Omg I got a new bird bath and when I put it up not only did they not use it they stopped using the bowl of water on the lawn so I felt uniquely cursed and repellant but now the birds just came back 🥲🥲🥲 still using the bowl not the bath but that’s fine baby steps

Every month our ABC runs these weird articles that suggest shithouse housing is our future, that we should expect less, not more than previous generations. #OurABC

Listening to soothing 60’s soul and jazz because I feel as though I’ve been hit by a car every day anew, but unfortunately that means Quincy Jones’ Soul Bossa Nova has come on shuffle like a sick joke as I weep

Bought a box of raffaellos then made a better version cause these are double almond and mostly coconut