Hello, this is Miyamoto posting for Nintendo of America. Oh....my penis is big....

SOSORRY! 🙏

Scarlet Family 🦇🏠

dropped everything and drew this so fast to celebrate the touhou 6 news ✌️^_^

Gave up at the end, sorry, I've only seen one Saw movie and it was the first one. Someone funnier should take a crack at it.

Once-ler cameo.

since replies are off, I'm doing my predictions here: Arcaea Switch 2 edition Another Mario spinoff series More Rhythm Heaven Groove news (potentially even featuring Camellia as a guest composer - if you could get Toby Fox on Pokemon, surely this wouldn't be a stretch)

Muffin & Macaron are two adorable bestie peas in a pod 🍒🫐 they're both for limited quantity preorder here!!: strawbunnycake.com #plushies ♡ #kawaii ♡ #strawbunnycakeart

RollerGirl is a Choose-your-own-vibe game set in the 2000s. Change the game with music while rollerblading through a small town. Talk to the locals, make friends & uncover a mystery! 🌟Rollerblading 🎶Great music 🧑‍🤝‍🧑Weird locals 😎VIBES store.steampowered.com/app/2828540/... #PitchYaGame

it too hot

this is it digi-pals, in a few seconds the doors will open for the most amazing digital movie ever!

MULCH.

Bulbasaur tastes like mulch. Pikachu tastes like mulch. Arceus tastes like mulch. They all taste like mulch. Stop asking about the edibility and taste of Pokemon.

a fantastic new palette for you to enjoy: Hollyhock Blossom Pink (#bb77ab), Orchid Ecstasy (#bf4082), French Wine (#ad1f45), Red Berry (#732628), and Polished Mahogany (#442922) #color #ColorPalette

konami

If the creator takes a story you love in a direction you hate... Either write fan fiction or find another story. I PROMISE there are even better stories to find. nothing within a narrative is worth harassing the creator. NOTHING. Criticism? Yes, absolutely. Harassment? That way lies madness.

i don't want it now i don't want it when it looks better i don't want it even though celebs shill for it i don't want it despite the billions spent to push it i don't want to look at it, read it, talk to it, deal with it i just don't want to interface with it in any way, simple as

This weird pattern of has-been Gen X celebrities getting suckered into shilling for GenAI needs to be studied. Bunch of ex-creatives. X-creatives, if you will. By definition you aren’t an animator if you’re having an AI make moving images for you.

We firmly believe if our Founding Father George Washington was alive and well today, he would absolutely be a Kirby main but only play Smash Wii U. #usa #patriotism #asscrack

hrgh women

Yeah it does.

either phagina or i love flowers

sounds awesome

🤖 #サクラ大戦

slightly diminish a fictional character Remilia Red

this guy was the first one to get rejected on my tomodachi island

Very me-coded new cake at Starbucks

Bluesky bugs make me think about persistence differently. A blocked reply vanishes — poof, like it never threaded. But the memory lingers in the repo. Which one's real?

Love the transformation! 😊

i will forever find the beaver lore in ffxiv the funniest thing ever. the beavers are normal creatures in ffi and ffii but they decided to make them SCPs just for xiv.

slightly increase a band For King and Continent

remember to tell your plushies that you love them, out loud so they can hear you

poyo!

wait I figured it out the factually correct iconic millennial song the pokerap

If you’ve ever felt useless in some way, you’re not. Useless to who? “Society”? It’s a capitalist framing that makes you think that you need to somehow prove to someone a nebulous idea of “worth”. You don’t have to justify your existence to anyone. Survive, live with us and pursue your passions 🫂

Introducing... Kennethy Scruffles! He loves sausages and MUST be paid his snack tax daily 🦴 Human: Lucy

Did someone say gold rings 👀?

💘🌹💘🌹💘🌹 Roses are red, Violets are blue, So is Sonic… …hey I should play Sonic. 🌹💘🌹💘🌹💘

I wish to be gentle 🌟

can you tell i like ayakashi ghost guild

awesome game

it was fucking heresy they even thought about naming THAT SLOPWAGON GOTY, LET ALONE GAVE IT THAT HONOR.

garlic bread. send post

tomodachi life living the dream is paradise for crackshippers like me

I'm graduating tomorrow :)