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2025 YEAR OF RICK

Crappy’s East Wataga, IL

love it when a reveal of one character being another character’s parent is treated as a massive bombshell, even though it was blatantly obvious from the first moment they appeared on screen

at the end of the day the conservatives are pissed they can’t get popular support like this, so they convince themselves that it’s all fake and paid protestors and misinformed kids or whatever

when I win the Z-A Royale I’m gonna make them replace all the anti-homeless architecture in Lumiose

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

I see we’re all learning how depraved young republicans are. they’re right up there with adult catholic converts as some of the weirdest people you will ever meet

Pokemon Hanafuda

can’t believe they scrapped legends johto for ZA

From: Fair, then Partly Piggy (1988), dir. Toshio Hirata, Oh! Production

152. skate 3

like 40 hours in and I’m accepting that I will never understand how leveling connections works in Death Stranding 2. sometimes a single piece of lost cargo gets me an entire star increase, then I’ll do three standard orders going to the same place and barely get anything

The people of the Illinois Confederation upon encountering Marquette and Joliet's expedition:

桃食うピカチュウ

Protesters around the world are using the Straw Hat Pirate Jolly Roger as a symbol of freedom. We plan on doing a detailed report on this phenomenon in the coming weeks. In the meanwhile, here is an updating list of countries where the Jolly Roger has appeared:

Pencil and final animation: Tokyo Godfathers (2003), dir. Satoshi Kon, Madhouse Animation by Shinji Otsuka

Donut (2021)

it was him

noodles are the best no doubt can’t deny taste better than water but don’t ask me why

many people are saying this

Was just reminded of this and felt the urge to track it down again

i’m going malamar mode

From: Patlabor 2 (1993), dir. Mamoru Oshii, Production I.G

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remember when we drank from the bottle 🍼 and played peekaboo with mommy 🤭 a spoonful of food was airplane ✈️ and we took naps every day 😴 repost if you miss your binky 👶

spotted in the bathroom of a local auto mechanic

where’s the Dave Matthews Band when you need them

Thinking about that Miyazaki quote about creators of anime nowadays being primarily people who just watch anime and not getting external influences outside of anime in comparison to Uematsu growing up deeply on prog, psychedelic, and electronic music.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

why does Rikiya have hair???

it is done

turns out I was too busy playing WoW and listening to Apollo 18 to get radicalized

there’s a very specific part of La-Mulana that ended my previous two playthrough attempts because I just could not figure out what to do and was too stubborn to look it up. anyway this time I actually want to finish the game so I went to the wiki and found the solution and uh hoo boy

mom saw Mario Galaxy on the eshop for $40 and I had to explain why it’s only ten dollars cheaper than when she bought it for me for christmas nearly twenty years ago

found out that the Caleb episode is considered one of the worst King of the Hill episodes? how could people hate dusty old bones full of green dust

boss runbacks are important because they break up the action, give you time to reflect on what just happened and mentally prepare yourself to go again in this way they are like the anime OP and ED of video games

Background paintings from the first run of Samurai Jack (2001–2004), created by Genndy Tartakovsky, Cartoon Network Studios Pieces by Scott Wills, Richard Daskas and Jenny Gase-Baker

alright that’s it *records your lodoss war*

random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear

POV donkey kong is enjoying your outdoor DJ set

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

I wasn’t a big fan of any of the recent Mario sports games’ single player modes but Mario Tennis Daima is such a good idea

they really would announce a remake of DQ7, giving me another opportunity to put ~40 hours into that game before dropping it again (it’s great just way too long)