sobbing in the parking lot because the buccee’s mascot took my hand and kissed the back of it. it’s been a day

I think about this headline all of the time.

This is evil. Pure evil.

high school reunion in a few months, time to see how many people i can gaslight. "oh you don't remember me? no, i'm not *deadname* haha we just shared the same last name" "yes i HAVE always had these tits and i'm painfully aware they're still A cups let's move on please!"

shoutout to the climbing gym playing a cover of duvet by boa… whoever chooses the music I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

shoutout to the femme in my yoga class this morning, at the climbing gym, with a mullet, undercut on both sides, cartilage piercings, full sleeve tattoo, that drove away in a subaru sometimes i worry i try too hard to signal, but now i feel less self conscious about it

RFK Jr confirmed as health secretary, we all really are going to die huh

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kimchi recipe said it’d take “30 minutes to put together, maybe 20 if you have fast hands”. took me 20 minutes. gonna be riding that high the rest of the day (i crave the approval of authority figures)

pro tip: i have found that drinking coffee until your eyes can’t focus, and all you hear is the beating of your own heart, to be a great distraction from the horrors

You know, if a small percentage of the US Electorate were just fine with a woman President, I'd be sitting here on a Saturday morning, enjoying my coffee, and not Doom Scrolling wondering what on earth is going on

Guys I’m beginning to think all of this isn’t about fairness in women’s high school sports

basically every single day since the inauguration, something’s happened that sends me spiraling into existential fear. i think the best solution for my mental health is to spend more time on the Bad News website.

Hey, it only took Trump 9 days to announce his first concentration camp of the new administration.

*new vegas NPC voice* “times like these almost make you wish for a rainbow capitalism”

day 643 of trying to determine if this kroger cashier is a doll or a supertwink. i’m gonna start muttering heat from fire near them and see if i can catch them finishing the phrase

when you whoop someone in magic hard enough they start to misgender you 💅 that’s my wincon bro went from they/themming, and the occasional “this wonderful person”, to he/himming by the end of the second game

i love reading through the proposed bills for the upcoming TN legislative session. it's always things like "state healthcare must maintain coverage of pregnant woman until post birth" (sponsor: democrat) and "every school should display the Ten Commandments" (sponsor: republican)

in honor of tiktok shutting down here’s my most popular vid, at 21k views

i like cold pasta straight out of the fridge. when food is cold, different notes in the flavor are emphasized, and the texture is different - sometimes in unpleasant ways, yes, but surprisingly often in interesting ways. eat more cold food! (it’s good practice for when civilization breaks down)

celebrating jan 6th by scrambling up the walls of my enclosure and screaming

'Wake Me Up Before You Go Go' by Wham was released nearer to the end of the Second World War than to today. Happy New Year everyone!

“no wait don’t post my negging”

transition milestone: i almost never get he’d by strangers any more. now i get “he - “ *pause* “ - they”

the other day i mentioned to a friend i was really into musicals in high school. they responded “yeah you look like it”

holy shit the mechanics at jiffy lube did not know how to start my stickshift. not filling me with confidence here, guys!

*youth pastor voice*: “hey kids, you know who ELSE went 0-3 in front of their peers?”

building a Neera, Wild Mage deck and putting Wizards of Thay in it because i’m evil #mtg

i always crack up when i see christmas decorations where a house has both a manger scene and also modern christmas decorations, like candy canes and snowmen. heading to ao3 rn to write a bible au where frosty is one of the wise men

i was out of the house and chafing and managed to get ahold of bandaids, except they were huge and didn’t have a cloth patch in the middle, just stickiness all over. i guess they’re supposed to hold gauze? anyway, i understand now why people only use normal bandaids as pasties. free exfoliation, ig

actual conversation from last night partner: “are you people pleasing right now?” me: “… no… unless i’m supposed to be, in which case yes”

Before & After: I don’t think people realize the extent to which parked cars degrade public space.

if peach rings has 1 fan it is me, if @nauseousgirl.bsky.social has no fans then i am dead 💯

what do you mean i have to go back to work

my boss just now: "im gonna be 15 minutes late to the meeting, sorry!!" me: *desperately fighting the urge to say "oh so you don't love me"*

Don't forget that 10 years before gay marriage was legal, they passed a raft of anti-gay marriage laws. Legal pushback happens when the social consensus changes so much that they have to pass laws to try to legally enshrine dying prejudices.

conflicted about signing up for the local queer dodgeball league. on the one hand, i really don't want to get my shit rocked by a musclehead gay. on the other hand, i really wouldn't mind getting my shit rocked by a buff lesbian

wearing a tank top in public is fun because i get to play my favorite game, "did they clock me or do they just like my tattoo"

mental health break? you bet it did

*borat voice* "my rights" has anyone done this yet