And today he requested the song with the "Boden Sauber"[janitor] and the cheerleaders. Then he asked: is he [the singer] still alive? 😬

No not me battling with a German Oma over who is next in line at the Bäcker. For the record, I was next followed by the lovely woman to my left, and not the one trying to get around the both of us

This reaction means that The Onion was closer to reality than we know. July 21, 1969 - The Onion share.google/XYGEpixXbZpE...

If you see this, post a monster.

Start in Hopkinton Twenty Six point Two between Ending in Boston #MorningHaiku

As seen in Bremen, Germany on Friday - a 1970s Ford LTD (which initially caught my eye; we don't see these cars in Germany often) with not one, but two Gavin Newsom stickers.

I feel seen

Nordderby 💚 #Werder #svwhsv

The "Pyrotechnik Verboten" announcements in Bundesliga Stadiums are merely a suggestion #Werder

Wife: we got a text from the neighbors - they had another baby and are inviting us over in May Me: she was pregnant? Wife: I know, right?

𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 ⚔🟢 🆚 Hamburger SV ⏰ 15:30 CEST 📍 Weserstadion #werder #svwhsv

I agree, go Werder 💚🤍 Looking forward to seeing the Nordderby for the first time in person

brilliant -- Morning Joe put together clips of Pete Hegseth reciting a fake Bible quote from Pulp Fiction, along with the Samuel L. Jackson scene from the movie

This tracks. Once he has no use for you, you are discarded

When I explain to people where I'm from I say the following: 1) Do you know LeBron James? 2) We have one of the best orchestras in the world 3) Our river caught fire multiple times but this was a catalyst for the modern environmental movement (see more below)

It still boggles my mind bsky.app/profile/mark...

I've entered the "not yet 11yo daughter is meeting with her friends to plan a coordinated dance" phase of fatherhood

Quick email response Incomplete subject changes Oh well, it happens #MorningHaiku

Quick email response Incomplete subject changes Oh well, it happens #MorningHaiku

Will this apply to those of us living overseas?

Drop your crime-fighting Catholics

Odd kid dynamic: Both are well-liked, popular Skips generations #MorningHaiku

This has very "'If you read Sullivan er al, you'd know that...', -'sir, I am Sullivan'" energy that one encounters online

I shared this with my offline wife. Her reaction to the original picture - that's him as Jesus. And then I shared his response - are you kidding me?

One of the things I've learned to value about German soccer is the unity across fan groups. We may not like Bayern Munich as a team, but can get behind them when they promote ideals that many fans identify wirh

The words of Jesus: Blessed are the warmongers They are sons of God #MorningHaiku

Well buckle up Werder fans. That was a game where they needed points and the captain got sent-off to boot. Oh and he will miss the Nordderby next week. A relegation battle is a bit different than angling for a top draft pick. I'll be in the Weserstadion Saturday, should be a fun experience

Ok time to do my American taxes

I agree. Go Werder

I'm with Dave. But I live in Germany, where IPAs are not a thing. My take is that it is easier to brew Ales than Lagers, so this plays into the proliferation

Murmur, the band’s debut studio album, was released 43 years ago on April 12, 1983. Produced by Mitch Easter & Don Dixon, Murmur remains, according to music journalist Tim Peacock, “one of the most compelling and otherworldly debut albums in rock history.” Share your Murmur memories in the comments.

Happy 20th Anniversary to "You're With Me Leather" to all who celebrate

I saw nothing wrong with today's word 🤷🏼‍♂️

Local Döner place for dinner: - where are you from? Me, sheepishly: uh, the USA.. - I like the Americans, you've been good to us Kurds *Whew*

Where you find yourself: Shack, across globe, large auto Leading to questions #MorningHaiku

Vacation advice: Don't start big project before Inbox overload #MornongHaiku

There was an article in Sports Illustrated 15-20 years ago that talked about human evolution. Humans are generally slower and weaker than most other animals. But we have incredible endurance and early man survived by wearing down bigger animals.

[Forrest Gump voice] Me and Jenny were like a middle-age man and a power washer

Employment duty The Works Council election Three groups campaigning #MorningHaiku

Well, time for bed. Let's see what awaits the world in the morning. (I think he'll just TACO it up)

Rock you, like a Harry Kane

By giving up social media for Lent, I did not miss the daily regurgitations of our dear leader

Ode to a Pølser: Wurst, sauces, onions, pickles Tasty harmony #MorningHaiku

Well, all social media tbh, but this is where I spend most of my time. I thought I'd take a break of endless scrolling for a while.

Lent season over A return from my slumber Haikus continue #MorningHaiku

Coaching summer league swimming, I had to fill out a sheet with how many swimmers I had per heat, something I never had to do before. I used "high level" math as my numbers

Little dude home sick Mom gone and Tuesday swim class Perhaps he is "sick"? #MorningHaiku

"White chocolate" is bullshit

Pretty sure the German skater said "I'm sorry" to her partner after that skate. But will they get a medal?