what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

Coaching summer league swimming, I had to fill out a sheet with how many swimmers I had per heat, something I never had to do before. I used "high level" math as my numbers

Little dude home sick Mom gone and Tuesday swim class Perhaps he is "sick"? #MorningHaiku

"White chocolate" is bullshit

Pretty sure the German skater said "I'm sorry" to her partner after that skate. But will they get a medal?

There is a phone ringing and a siren as part of the skaters' music?

The whole US team aesthetic is really good. The shade of blue, the USA in white with a red drop-shadow, the Captain America-esque stars on the shoulders

I've never been so invested in a bobsled race before. Dad is happy in this house

The agony of defeat This means the Haitian skier finished ahead of him

Another question for @thekenchilds.com - we see a lot of sleds hitting the wood on the top of the track on turns. What is the cause for this? Poor track design? Poor piloting? Something else?

Step out in darkness Another coating of white Footsteps break surface #MorningHaiku

Me watching the American Women in the Monobob: yes, yes they do

Wrong take Ken. Fretless was relegated to non-album tracks for a reason.

And it's a house divided here for this hockey game tonight

That was a false start by Italy! My years of watching swimming starts are trained on this

Despite all my interests in sports, I've never gotten into hockey, but I always watch Olympic Hockey

Whenever I watch Olympic Hockey, I get a nostalgic feeling of playing Ice Hockey on the NES

My wife is headed to Australia for work. I suggested we put on appropriately-themed music Her: like who? Kylie Minogue? - yeah, or INXS, Silverchair...AC/DC, the BeeGees... Her: they're Australian? - Yeah, and the guy married to Nicole Kidman

And the finished product

I agree. Go #Werder

The man called himself the Quad God. But in the land of the Pope, only one God reigns, and he’s a jealous one. My column, for the Catholic Register:

Wow Malinin drops to 8th!

So the performance of the French skater named Adam is called The Creation of Adam?

And cutting college swimming programs season has begun *sigh" swimswam.com/marshall-uni...

Hey @thekenchilds.com, two sliding questions: 1) why do different disciplines start at different points of the track? 2) how come Luge goes to three decimals [thousandths] but Skeleton only goes to hundredths? I'll log off and read your response later.

Had to get my day from a birthday party. It was clear that dads were on pick-up duty

Military types Alight crosses in the night Obey the commands #MorningHaiku

Ohh we have USA/Canada in Curling this morning 🥌

Scott doing the Lord's work here

Making some bread - doing my slap & folds soundtracked by RATM

Say what you want about the US but the OTC medication game is top notch. Our original pediatrician here is a homeopathic "doctor". There was a notification they are leaving the practice. My wife and I celebrated

A Christmas card we sent to the US in December was just delivered

Norm bringing out some swimming knowledge today

I step out of the room for a minute and Germany already has a goal?

Swimmers regularly practice and perfect exchanges. I wonder if lugers do the same

Ohh the Brits are Ice Dancing to the Proclaimers. My kids this know this as the song they play when #Werder scores, the "da-da la-la" parts specifically

My son's prediction: 6-0

Oh come on, what are we even doing here?

If networks don't do a montage of the Olympics to Golden, then what are we even doing?

And Germany gets a crucial two points in the 10th to tie it up! The German coach is a Canadian who got his PhD in Munich bsky.app/profile/buli...

Curling: German men tied with Canada here on the 9th end...Canada has the 🔨 though

I feel like I was back on the pool deck coaching before a big really at the start of that race. A big "let's go!"

Oh no, heartbreak for USA men's double luge [Roddeln]

Wir sind stolz für Stolz!

Routine car service Manual shift in rental Like riding a bike #MorningHaiku

The French male figure skater's top is certainly a choice

The USA women's hockey team's uniforms are 🔥

And my wife's take on the cheating Biathlete - aww that's kinda romantic defector.com/biathlon-oly...

Hey German friends - anyone have any good online swimming vendors? I need a new pair of goggles (Swedish) and new jammers. I got burned by a fake website recently and am a bit cautious.

Good news - the snow is (mostly) gone Bad news - the rain is back