Sorry but the CPAP stays ON during sex!

If you invite thieves to dinner, they’ll steal the silver.

dressing like a late 1800s man of leisure. having 40 raw oysters and 3 whiskeys for lunch. my wife has run away with the pinkerton detective I hired. German research into the new dirigible technology makes me angry

You can post about how Iranian schoolgirls are children of islamists and therefore deserve to be blown apart by US bombs and nothing will happen to you, but if you post about Aaron Rodericks "misclicking" on barely legal porn, you get anywhere from 2 strikes to termed.

aaron rodericks is in the post-mangosteen era of the lowtax cycle right now

To quote the bard, “It’s like poetry, they rhyme”

Hi! I'm Raaron Odericks! I have a giant 2 liter of Mt Dew jammed up my butt. Please stop saying mean words.

Get a Bucket And a Mop For this WET ASS PIZZA

TJMaxxxing

Pouring one out for the homie GarfGirl Simpson

Reposting any and all devient Sonic pics I see today.

Yesterday was Mother's Day

I am just a normal shitposter. No we have not met before 👀👀👀