🚨BREAKING: Minutes after Missouri Governor signs new rigged congressional map, my law firm filed a lawsuit on behalf of affected voters. The lawsuit seeks to block implementation of the redrawn congressional map. www.democracydocket.com/cases/missou...

Amid an ongoing wave of conspiracy theories and bogus claims about Jan 6, I’ll note this from our reporting: Rioters made all kinds of claims and defenses in court … and jurors convicted 100% of the defendants who went to trial 100%

The rules have changed. Mike Johnson wants to wait until the official results come in October 14th to swear in Grijalva.

Morelle: Here’s the problem whenever the president speaks—and I hate to make light of this because he’s the president—but it’s almost always just fantasy. This week he’s suddenly a scientist, telling us what we should do for a fever if you’re a pregnant woman. It’s an endless series of baloney.

The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.

Has Keith Self, Asshat, ever been within 3 miles of a high school football game on a Friday night in Texas? That's also a religion.

BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN

Graphic designer reining in his 3 dogs... "Lorem, Ipsum, Dolor... SIT!"

Not a day goes by when I don't think of how Gene Wilder perfectly described MAGA. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_krn...

Dumb as a fucking rock.

Trump criticizes Pam Bondi for not charging his adversaries quickly enough, in a Truth Social post that looks a lot like a DM. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

Meanwhile, back in the real world . . . Bagram Air Base was built by the Soviet Union in the 1950s. What an idiot.

President Johnson, in a November 9, 1968 letter to the Smothers Brothers: “It is part of the price of leadership of this great and free nation to be the target of clever satirists . . . May we never grow so somber or self-important that we fail to appreciate the humor in our lives.”

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

Biggest story in the world, told in the mainstream press perfectly well: AP/PBS headline: TRUMP'S MOVES AGAINST MEDIA OUTLETS MIRROR AUTHORITARIAN APPROACHES TO SILENCING DISSENT www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

Interesting

This site used to just recap monologs and SNL. Bet they never expected to be chronicling the fight against fascism. LateNighter.com

My Uncle Roland was OG Antifa. This was his ride I was N. Africa.

it is really important for news outlets to be clear (unlike the nyt here) that Kimmel was suspended not because of some grassroots backlash but because ABC caved to threats from the head of the FCC

Had a pretty good job interview yesterday. They asked how I would build rapport with the team I'd lead. I told them, there would be no change for change's sake. There would only be two rules: we don't use Comic Sans Serif, and we do use the Oxford Comma. Beyond that, we figure it out.

I agree 100%. It was a dumb idea used to bully people who'd worked their whole lives to be on that stage. #Emmys I'd rather hear what they had to say than whatever Jennifer Coolidge was rambling on about. www.indiewire.com/features/com...

If his name was Arch Jones, he would not be starting in the SEC.

I'd say unbelievable, but I've lost the capacity for disbelief. 🫤

I just photoshopped a 4 into a 1 in a screenshot and I am way too happy with myself. This is the state of my being at the moment.

"And remember that Jesus said 'suffer the little children' and that's what we're doing, we're making sure those children suffer, and that they continue to suffer to this day. In Our Lord and Savior Donald Trump's name we prey."

Most hated business buzzword of the last five years... Describing a project as "the journey." Journey is a kick ass rock band, or something two dogs and a cat take. A project is work.

Most hated business buzzword of the last five years... Describing a project as "the journey." Journey is a kick ass rock band, or something two dogs and a cat take. A project is work.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Pedos talk weird.

Fantastic reporting from the NYT. "JPMorgan ultimately processed more than $1 billion for him and warned senior mgmt abt his suspicious activities. But on at least 4 occasions over 5 yrs, the bank’s leaders overrode those objections and continued to serve Epstein." www.nytimes.com/2025/09/08/m...

Government of the stupid, for the stupid, by the stupid.

Notice to flat-Earthers in Earth's Eastern Hemisphere witnessing a Total Lunar Eclipse right now Once again, please alert the authorities if your eclipse tonight looks like this:

Draft-dodging coward posts A.I. image of himself in Vietnam.

Government of the stupid, by the stupid, for the stupid.

Just finished Dead Moon by @peterclines.bsky.social. Holy crap, what a ride! 14 was a Rubik's Cube of a mystery. The Fold was a more pure sci-fi thriller. But Dead Moon was a full bore monster fest, 0-60 in a heartbeat, no Rick and Daryl, just a badass ballerina with a will to live. Phew!

Venezuelan strike or ANOTHER DISTRACTION, FOR THE EPSTEINTH TIME.

Thank the Supreme Court for immunizing the president from criminal liability over cold blooded murder.

Mobile billboard rolling thru downtown Washington DC

I'm aware that the President likes to go on television and beg me to call him to ask for troops. I find it strange, as Chicago doesn't want troops. I also have experience asking him for assistance – just to have the rug pulled up from underneath me when execution meets reality.

Gov. Pritzker: Crime is down in Chicago. Murders are down by almost 50% in the last four years. Shootings are down 57%. Robberies down 34%. One violent crime is too many, and we have more work to do. We have made important progress on safety. There is no emergency that warrants deployment of troops

"Our concept for the walls was 'aftermath of a King Midas orgy.' Our inspiration for the fireplace mantel was 'gift table at the nuptials of a historically insignificant Habsburg.' And our direction for the doors was 'whatever gold crap we have left.'"