Jonathan Ross needs to learn how to move backwards quickly.

If Trump is really stealing spending power from Congress then it would be insanity for Democrats to vote to fund the government later this month. Shut it down until the president stops wiping his ass with the Constitution.

The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.

QUID: Trump asks US Oil companies to give him $1 billion to retake the White House. PRO QUO: Venezuelan oil.

Artist after Artist Cancel Kennedy Center

Fact-check: true

This is a good statement -- bc it gets you where you need to be wrt the OTHER constitutional issues (not least bc THIS SCOTUS would not rule against Trump but Gorsuch IS on recent record that Congress can't hand off its war-declaring power to POTUS.

Cronkite wept.

I know a set of conjoined twins; they're connected at the hair. They used to be close, but have grown apart.

I have no idea what’s going on here but it’s perfect

My 2025 Books (with Zebulon Finch v2 underway). Many thanks to all the authors (@danielkraus.com @peterclines.com @ememess.bsky.social @jasonkpargin.bsky.social @karinslaughter.com @alexgrecian.bsky.social @scalzi.com @dennisetaylor.bsky.social et al) for an incredible set of journeys.

uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"

probably because they have to keep stopping to pick up their backpacks

Sarah Cooper is back. 👏

The guy who put a 19 year old named Big Balls in charge of gutting key government services: “experience matters when lives are at stake”

Oh, Discovery will be fun. "And exactly how did you arrive at the decision to slap the 🍊🤡💩👹's name on a national landmark?"

Awww, the President wished me a Merry Christmas! 🥹

Awww, the President wished me a Merry Christmas! 🥹

Just finished my 26th annual viewing of the definitive version of A Christmas Carol.

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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

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You know, some of the trimmings are just too much work. I like to go with a reasonable number of trimmings.

You know, some of the trimmings are just too much work. I like to go with a reasonable number of trimmings.

Look, if we can go with the standard that this honor is only for dead presidents, I'm ALL for this.

Breaking: The Trump administration announces that they will not be complying with today’s deadline to release the full Epstein Files. They insist the files will be released in the next “couple weeks.”

*extreme Beach Boys voice* 🎵Labubu, Pazuzu Goddamn, I want to do you🎵

Can't wait to see who gets the first ever FIFA James Earl Jones Prize. 😑 www.indiewire.com/awards/resul...

"I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie."

Under Joe Biden, this bag of coffee was $17.50. #Affordability

2026 is going to be my year.

Hard to believe CBS’s Town Hall featuring a woman most people have never heard of being interviewed by a woman most people have never heard of didn’t perform better.

"There is no man smaller than a coward at a hero's wake." Irish proverb

He is a garbage human being, devoid of intellect, and of zero value to humanity.

This fucking monster. 🤬

Fuck Trump.

The happiest of happies to the legend, Dick Van Dyke, 100 years old today. His show and movies hold up as well as he has. 🎭💯🎂🎊❤️ youtu.be/o4OlL0OpbW8?...

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No matter what you think the surprise is going to be, it isn’t that

Cronkite wept.

Cronkite wept.

Actually, they're BUILDING houses FOR the American people.

Secretary Scott Turner: "We need to continue to deport illegals that are taking houses from the American people"

Jon Stewart has an idea how the design of Trump's FIFA Peace Prize was "in all likelihood" conceived.

They named the Department of Peace after a pedophile who bombs innocent fisherman..

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Spot on. This is the clearest explanation I’ve seen. It ‘s relatable, and humanizes the issue in a way everyone can understand.