"How can you not be romantic about baseball?"

Sending thoughts and prayers to the new Olive Garden for their first Mother’s Day in town.

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Good morning lovelies, enjoy a smile from this Pomeranian with a perfectly centered nose that makes it look like a one eyed alien.😉

@suttonfister.com @dragtrashly.com goodniiiiight!!!

Won't you join me in my own private hell?

My Favorite Podcast has a new arc! (Season? Era? Story?) i love everything rude tales has ever done.

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This is a wiiiild story!

Kobe Bryant Mural Includes Graffitied Footnote About Eagle, Colorado

I’ve always been cool

Now why on earth did my parents have 2 vinyl records of sound effects….

I'm late but Fuck NBC (as usual) for not including Conan with the Tonight Show hosts in their stupid little ad.

nicki is a flop. period. forever and for always.

After the Glambot robot camera drama, I'm glad it got a job filming Gaga's performance tonight.

check her out she’s incredible

Thank god for Antiques Roadshow.

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

Me apologizing to doctors in the ER on Sunday lmao

Right after Renée Good’s disgusting murder, a ICE goon was filmed kicking her memorial candles. Absolutely vile.

Horse eating spaghetti through the window sure why not.

Barbs, if you're not done by now.....

Stealworkers

I don’t have Spotify and just get CDs, but this year I listened to Mayhem, Chappell Roan and a ton of Elton John. I think my Spotify age would be “old.”

I trust AI websites!

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

I was shocked many times in a few seconds just now. 1-people still buy ring tones. 2-the number one ringtone is a racist Asian joke 3-it was released in August 2025 4-the maker, “DimSuk Wang” is prolific as hell

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There are so many large government planes flying over Kansas/oklahoma/Missouri right now, I’m getting paranoid conspiratorial feelings. Jets, giant stratotankers, Pegasus. I know they need to practice but it’s still weird seeing them with mysterious destinations.

I really thought we'd see some White House construction debris on ebay by now. Maybe they're hoarding it all to sell later on.

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

I see people saying "i ordered this for dinner" all the time, are they really ordering expensive ass 30 dollar delivery multiple times a week? HOW??

@deere.streamqueens.net @biqtchpuddin.bsky.social Biqtch asked for a clip and I clipped! www.twitch.tv/biqtchpuddin...

I never thought I'd see Amy Sedaris at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show but...voila!

Periodic reminder to ask your parents about old photos. I have no clue who this is or whats going on in these but I'd love to know!

Another amazing Drag Show 5000 going on! www.twitch.tv/dragshow5000

@espesymone.com HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLIEEEE! The #1 trasher!! #trashersunite

@chado.bsky.social @deere.streamqueens.net www.twitch.tv/deere/clip/S... look at the baby

Thanks for the memory, google photos.

Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play go fuckin Huskies Nazi UW students fuck off

Watching DragShow5000 on twitch is always amazing. Hard to explain, but amazing. www.twitch.tv/dragshow5000

I think my #FatBear is Grazer. But it is a real challenge to choose.

I love how you can see the Drag Race group in the audience #emmys

Pharrell is performing "Happy" at the Vatican right now under the watchful eye of a Drone Pope. #GracefortheWorld

@bleeker.bsky.social Can I ask you a fashion question? I know you're SUPER busy so if you can't answer thats totally fine. But I was wondering if anyone has ever made or worked with super long "threaded" velvet? So rather than short threads making the velvet its super long like fringe. I'm curious!

I disagree with what he said, and I bet he would too, now. www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk...

Poor @dragtrashly.com had her nightmare come true, being called @deere.streamqueens.net in a huge public forum. www.twitch.tv/dragtrashly/...