Thank god for Antiques Roadshow.

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

Me apologizing to doctors in the ER on Sunday lmao

Right after Renée Good’s disgusting murder, a ICE goon was filmed kicking her memorial candles. Absolutely vile.

Horse eating spaghetti through the window sure why not.

Barbs, if you're not done by now.....

Stealworkers

I don’t have Spotify and just get CDs, but this year I listened to Mayhem, Chappell Roan and a ton of Elton John. I think my Spotify age would be “old.”

I trust AI websites!

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

I was shocked many times in a few seconds just now. 1-people still buy ring tones. 2-the number one ringtone is a racist Asian joke 3-it was released in August 2025 4-the maker, “DimSuk Wang” is prolific as hell

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There are so many large government planes flying over Kansas/oklahoma/Missouri right now, I’m getting paranoid conspiratorial feelings. Jets, giant stratotankers, Pegasus. I know they need to practice but it’s still weird seeing them with mysterious destinations.

I really thought we'd see some White House construction debris on ebay by now. Maybe they're hoarding it all to sell later on.

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

I see people saying "i ordered this for dinner" all the time, are they really ordering expensive ass 30 dollar delivery multiple times a week? HOW??

@deere.streamqueens.net @biqtchpuddin.bsky.social Biqtch asked for a clip and I clipped! www.twitch.tv/biqtchpuddin...

I never thought I'd see Amy Sedaris at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show but...voila!

Periodic reminder to ask your parents about old photos. I have no clue who this is or whats going on in these but I'd love to know!

Another amazing Drag Show 5000 going on! www.twitch.tv/dragshow5000

@espesymone.com HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLIEEEE! The #1 trasher!! #trashersunite

@chado.bsky.social @deere.streamqueens.net www.twitch.tv/deere/clip/S... look at the baby

Thanks for the memory, google photos.

Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play go fuckin Huskies Nazi UW students fuck off

Watching DragShow5000 on twitch is always amazing. Hard to explain, but amazing. www.twitch.tv/dragshow5000

I think my #FatBear is Grazer. But it is a real challenge to choose.

I love how you can see the Drag Race group in the audience #emmys

Pharrell is performing "Happy" at the Vatican right now under the watchful eye of a Drone Pope. #GracefortheWorld

@bleeker.bsky.social Can I ask you a fashion question? I know you're SUPER busy so if you can't answer thats totally fine. But I was wondering if anyone has ever made or worked with super long "threaded" velvet? So rather than short threads making the velvet its super long like fringe. I'm curious!

I disagree with what he said, and I bet he would too, now. www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk...

Poor @dragtrashly.com had her nightmare come true, being called @deere.streamqueens.net in a huge public forum. www.twitch.tv/dragtrashly/...

Omg Gaga in super smash brothers confirmed

Sabrina channeling Britney Spears. #vmas

Sabrina making me think of Britney. (Everything makes me think of Britney.) #vmas

Junior high me practiced Latin by writing South Park scenarios. Also, who knew Google Translate did Latin?

"California Love" music video on the TV, "10 Surprisingly Expensive Antiques Roadshow Valuations | BBC Antiques Roadshow UK" on the computer screen. I am multifaceted. But all facets are old.

TIL: In 1994, The Lion King had 3/5 the nominees for Best Original Song at the Academy Awards. (Can you Feel the Love Tonight, Circle of Life, and Hanuka Matata.) Also nominated was a song from "Junior" where Arnold Schwarzenegger gets pregnant.

@bransonreese.bsky.social The trailer for a documentary about Degrassi just came out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWl_...

@dragtrashly.com @deere.streamqueens.net Anomaly detected

@deere.streamqueens.net @chado.bsky.social The Look of Love

I relate to Buddy Holly because I, too, have never had a good time in Clear Lake, Iowa.

I waved at three pontoon boats in a row, none waved back. What the hell man

I know I’ll pay later for scratching this bug bite right now, but god it feels so good.

Making it happen and shocking everyone in the ladies room.

Hi, I’m anti jet ski but pro-kayak-with-feet-pedals.

I’ve seen a vulture, a fox and a bear all before 9am today.

I can’t lie, I love waving at people boating by the cabin and waving at people when I’m in the boat. I don’t know why but it’s so nice and I enjoy it.

You-know-who is going to take credit for any bump in ratings for Colbert.