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So who's going to arrest the president, VP, Supreme Court justices, and every Republican member of CONgress?

Dinner is served

🎶A good fart these days is hard to hear (A good fart) Silent-violent The one to fear Apologies to Feargal Sharkey

Today's project: The wife's battery and energiser for the electric fence keep ending up in a puddle of water where the box lid gets cracked or knocked off by the horses. A platform with drainage to hold them both off the ground.

Found this post on FB. Sounds a lot like a current administration.

Keep an eye out for this signal it could save a life

🦔 Hedgepig! 🦔 I leave a little dish of water out for passing cats and wildlife and the other night I heard a rustling on the gravel that didn't sound like a cat. Opened the door gently to see my first hedgehog in years. Reasonable size and shuffled away at a decent pace, so probably healthy.❤️

25 years since The Hungry Years nightclub in Brighton closed. This is what I looked like then before I smoked my way to early grey hair.

Computer in for a system drive upgrade. The joys of waiting for an old one to install 4+ years of cumulative Windows updates are ahead.

The wife's paying, I can have any cake I want for my birthday. Who wouldn't choose chocolate cupcakes bears? 🐻💕🧁

I'm resurrecting an early windows 10 machine to use when my main PC goes in for some upgrades. The sheer joy of installing 2+ years worth of updates 💤😴

If anyone tries to sell me drugs on here I might have to quote scripture at them from the great prophets Ashcroft and Dizzee. Dizzee 3:21 I don't need no speed, I don't need no heroin, I don't want no coke, You can keep your ketamine. I am a bassline junkie And I like it funky

There was a wasp harassing the customers indoors where we went for our anniversary lunch. One of the staff trapped it in a box and released it outside. Moments later we were wasp dodging again. 1/2

Quilts by Timna Tarr from her exhibit 'Timna Tarr's Noble Menagerie'

I've found a load of 90s trading cards in my loft. Going to do the decent thing and sell the interesting ones cheap at the local enthusiasts gaming afternoon. #mtg

also, Yay! Wimblepong again #wimbledon

Monkeys from November

Prosecution: You don't even seem to realise that feeding someone head-first into a wood chipper is a bad thing to do. Defendant: Actually, I do. The clarity and duration of the screaming are much improved if you start with the toes. Prosecution: (sits down in stunned silence for a moment)

This is without doubt the greatest ever youtu.be/kuVCYMQtvIs?...

Imagine what happens if LAPD figures out how much good will they can earn by bullying ICE agents

Here's an interesting quote: "If the prince subverted the constitution, if he violated the fundamental laws of the nation, then he forfeited his office - he unkinged himself- and could be resisted and deposed".

In case you're worrying that I'm veering too far from the "nonsense-list-guy" brand, here's a list of ideas for names of vegan cover bands... The Tofu Fighters QUOЯN Rage Against the Sardine The Tempeh Trap Soy Division

Wasp nest discovered in my shed, lampshade for scale. My trial at The Hague for genocide and use of chemical weapons should be scheduled shortly.

Ok here’s a snippet Please repost! I worked hard on this 😭 #ladygaga #paparazzi

I think I may have found a slight air leak in the clamp's braking system on my milling machine.

The most ambitious crossover event in history? I think not…

Two girls messing about with a song and they still manage a vocal good enough to sell tickets. Stunny - stunning and funny at the same time.

A drag queen with a catholic upbringing has raised an important theological question. She needs to if the new pope is: A) Actually divine B) Simply fabulous, darling

Every piece of work fed into an AI should be credited and royalties paid. You make your money to cover your costs by charging to use your AI model, simple enough really.

The wife just asked me for a couple of bits of kitchen roll. That should cover it, instructions fulfilled to the letter.

One of my favourite music videos 😂 www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5IK...

In my head I have a mashup of "Do you love anyone enough to give them your last Rolo?" and the Papa Roach song Last Resort. #parody #lyricvandal

Dance, dance, wherever you may be. I am the lord of the...

This is where my mind goes when I'm making a blue door of a similar shade to the TARDIS in comic books.

Today's 5 minute art session.

FSB Employee of the month: Agent Oranzhevaya Suka

What is most likely to come next in this sequence? Partridge, pelican, penguin... a) The Nepali Navy off the coast of Oklahoma b) A feisty Yorkshire terrier by the name of Kevin c) France Thankyou for taking part in today's I am not a robot question

Spot the difference time. Somebody (it was me) may have ever so slightly exploded a cutting fluid bottle on the saw. #engineering #oops

A tribute to the song by M-Beat and General Levy featuring Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Il

It must be Friday, 5 followers blocked already for following thousands and having no posts or interactions visible.

Help me! Today's earworm is Jimmy Nail and the autopilot rhyme-and-replace part of my brain has swapped the word crocodile for paedophile. I think I was triggered by not getting a colour I liked on my new work boots.

I would have done a smiley face on my car, but the manager got there first. My style is to remove the rest of the snow and just leave the face (2nd image)

Day 4 of #365DaysOfSmiles You got this, kitty!

I've done so well with self control this year. It took until today for me to sing "Santa Claus is bumming a clown" in front of people. (I did start early with my rude versions of Jingle Bell Rock and Winter Wonderland though)

Obligatory Christmas joke: Two snowmen are in a field. One turns to the other and says "Can you smell carrots?" 🥕⛄

A Higgs-Boson particle arrives in a catholic church. Father: "Is it appropriate for you to be here, given that your nickname is the God Particle?" Higgs-Boson: "Why not? You couldn't have mass without me"