if a dog could talk would they make the dog do taxes?

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is Maggie Simpson a Jr? Is she Margaret Simpson Jr? Or did they give her Marge's first name but not her middle name? And why not?

there's no hole so big that you can't claw your way out of it. you just gotta believe in your ability to claw

(guy who doesn't know what bots are voice) Beautiful Women With No Posts Are Following Me

I wish I was a little bit wider, I wish I had a spider, I wish I had a girl who looked bad I would hide her

imagine a podcast that switches to video and you realize it's been recorded like this the whole time

woke's back everybody. we did it

completely necessary simpsons fortnite opinions - flanders is inevitable but i'm glad he's here - moe was an inspired choice. also glad to have krusty - scratchy is a weird one- i'd love Burns in his place, playing as Mr. Burns would be extremely funny

tonight I would like to drink scotch whisky all night long and then do at least one other thing

In the song Bloody Mary by Lady Gaga, she says that she will "dance with her hands above her head like Jesus said." I can only think of one dance that requires you to put your hands ABOVE your head, therefore, Jesus must be referring to Caramelldansen. in this essay, I will-

man, every now and then i just think about how good Kamen Rider Build was

every comic needs to detail everyone its main character has had sex with and then choose the one people like most to make a full-time character. every single comic should do this

i do think writing alt text for comics is an art and i do think i might be one of the best to ever do it btw

guy who hates raymond but loves chris

Best Match Entertainment is willing to buy Warner Bros. Or Warner Bros. could buy us. Honestly either one is fine

thanks for recognizing the historical importance of Rover Dangerfield

who did they cast to play Char in that new marvel movie coming out

i feel bad for Chris Evans. imagine the world's most extensive team of visual effects artists expertly figuring out what you'll look like in old age and realizing their answer is "exactly like Joe Biden"

i will say that i think amy rose is rated too low in the top 10 hottest female sonic characters video

the man could draw the hell out of a Muppet. RIP.

it's the last day to back the movie where a guy turns into a crab and I, for one, would like to watch a movie where a guy turns into a crab

the marketing here really confuses me. is this bag of lollipops telling me that i can purchase other brands of lollipops?

"one battle after another" technically only explicitly implies two battles btw

me: wow, glad that i'm finished with my one battle another battle:

shouts out to all the pear

i love that there are SO many candies in the world and yet the question for which is the best is just "do you like kit kats or reese's cups"

how do i have a 6.3 bluesky score but heathcliff has a 6.4. how is heathcliff only doing .1 better than me, someone no one cares about

It's a damn cold night... ✨️

if they end up putting Rosalina in a Mario movie before Daisy i'm gonna be so pissed. she deserves better than that

mentally i'm just always thinking "you wanna play with your mario games? i had a big raims is a big taims"

Gorillaz say FREE PALESTINE

rewatch podcast for a tv show that never existed

the reason they don't have a banana flavored monster is because we don't need to be introducing donkey kong to that sort of thing. it would not be good for him

Commissions are very much still open--in person sales have been lackluster this year, and i am having to drop out of two sales next month because booth cost alone would be nearly $1000 and there's no way i would make that back in this climate.

every shack is a love shack if you love Shaq

I feel it is my responsibility as your mainstream comic book friend to further explain that what dc is doing to Gretchen is unprecedented They haven’t only cancelled the series, they are refunding the comics that are already created and recalling the issue that is already sold.

remember when ted cruz liked incest porn on 9/11

i'm so sorry every time someone in another country has to have an opinion on something that happens in america. our issues really need to start being regional issues. you shouldn't even know what utah IS unless you're particularly invested

horrible t shirt idea

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no disrespect to the artist but who is this, that's just a woman

ordered a mini... sometimes life is worth it

OOF OOF OUCH OOF OUCH OW OOF

got two vaccine shots today in me arm and can i just say: oof oof ouch off ouch ow oof

fun thing about playing baldur's gate 3 on a computer that can barely run it is sometimes you load into an area and everyone is t posing on nothing

so the jersey shore guys practiced a ritual they called "the shirt before the shirt". they would decide which ed hardy shirt they were going to wear out to the club, but they'd wear a tank top when they were hanging out, until it was tee shirt time, when they'd put the tee shirts on