The regime is done with artists. They have AI prompts to replace us. We just wait for the bullet now, lest we pretend to be a Nazi while trying to make the next LaBuBu or whatever.

I think I might have just lost a client by posting about Charlie Kirk getting clapped on IG. Good riddance.

Buncha Nazis that don’t like being called Nazis are acting like Nazis

Those aren't pearls you're clutching, they're Trump's nuts.

democrat melissa hortman was literally politically assassinated in her fucking home less than 3 months ago and now everyone wants to comment on how bad it’ll be now like ok

I’m just going to assume the shooter’s name is Mario.

damn a lot of people who fucking suck ass are sad today

Peeps ringing their hands about what the hogs are gonna do to avenge Kirk seem to forget that when they tried to invent a crisis, “Big Balls” getting his ass kicked was the best they could do. My city was already lousy with ICE for no reason by that point. They’re gonna try what they want regardless

It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed

We still out here

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My brain is an elaborate egg timer but instead of making a pleasant “ding” I kick one of those li’l delivery robots to pieces and squirrel away the precious package within. I know their cute face display is meant to engender my human sympathies, but instead it just lights up all my Mega Man synapses

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Jubilee vids impress on me that the right wing has this huge diversity of thought: A whole movement of people from different walks of life and politics totally incompatible with one another coming together united under the common cause of being awful for disparate, contradictory ahistorical reasons.

Oume & Otane Gouketsuji from Groove on Fight #gouketsujiichizoku 3 豪血寺一族３より豪傑寺お梅とお種 💪🕹️

the issue is not just ICE. we can live free and safe. or we can have police like we have right now. we cannot do both

Imagine making a successful video game and still wanting to emulate Elon Musk. You actually produced something, idiot! The only reason he'd never admit to envying you is he's also afraid of becoming you- a person who actually makes things but is less rich.

having now been exposed to "xenoblade is for gooners" and "liking kingdom hearts makes you a pedophile" I've learned a lot of people (with degrees even!) can't mentally handle anything more aesthetically challenging than a pillow fight

The most vital thing you can do right now is spread this message offline to normies. There is no "unrest", there's a protest. It has 400 people. LA does worse when the Lakers come in 3rd in a season.

Wild that the current administration of the united states is pulling this "civil unrest" shit in LA *right* after everyone watched Andor.

Y'know, it's funny, if you try to steal our neighbors, we get a little grumpy about it. Californians are weird like that.

There is no bigger story right now than the White House asserting that California residents are in a state "of rebellion against the authority of the Government of the United States."

L.A. is a Mexican-American city. The majority of the population is made up of racial and ethnic minorities. We are all happy living together and really do not want to see our friends, neighbors and families being terrorized by federal robo-cops. This is bullshit.

I'd be so stoked for a Future Quinton Tarrantino movie where some ahistorical bad ass operator (perhaps a Mangione-like played by Future Eli Roth) wraps this shit up with a bullet. However Future Quinton Tarrantino isn't real so I fear I might have to actually *shiver* help do something about this.

do US liberals go into hibernation during democrat administrations or something. the ferguson protests happened under obama & last year under biden we saw police attacking student gaza protestors all the time

You guys play Tabletop RPGs for the hot anthropomorphic produce, right? #fatalfamiliar

This is possibly the hypest shit I’ve ever seen. Eager to make time to try this out. Putting this with Pyre and Simple Series 1 on 1 in my “Basketball is Fighting Games” playlist.

Tekken 8 Armor King exclusive gameplay preview hes better than ever and the game musta been changed cause it feels way less stiff and way more fluid and fun now

Yes! Finally! The country is back on track! Take 👏 dolls 👏 from 👏 girls! 👏

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shoutout to the material conditions

the filmography of David Cronenberg, chronologically

Those black and white versions of the tokens are no joke. In some cases I like those better than the color ones! Don’t sleep on them!

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There are Americans so confident right now that white racism is a thing. I get why this happens: grievance is much stronger than grace. But take it from this white guy: whiteness isn’t a race or a culture- it’s merely access to hegemonic power.

Salvatore in Fatal Fury looks sick as fuck yall are just mean and boring.

Tumblr style lyrics posts but they’re only ever from “Cooking with Satan” by Sun City Girls

I’ve got too many emotions and anxiety to know how old my clinically depressed friends’ cats are.

I feel so vindicated by the Common Side Effects finale. All good roads lead back to Akira and the OVA era.

Can’t you help me, I’m Ben. I’m so scared that I’ll never… Become a Trevor.

She lies and says she loves margarine. Can’t find a butter man.

Two thoughts? At once? In this economy??

I have close friends who love this game, so I really don't mean to come after anybody, but I can predict that criticizing Junah's social link story is gonna be the nuclear option for criticizing Metaphor ReFantazio. An indefensible world-breaking story turn in a game on like every best of 2025 list.

Not saying there’s a 1-2-1 comparison here, or that Studio Zero bit Supergiant. But having played both games I don’t think this is a coincidence. The themes, magic system, overworld mechanics and fantasy races of both games are so similar. Readers seek. Seekers read. Yadda yadda.

No fortune in the cookie. Am I gonna die?

Especially if you’re a Persona or SMT fan reading this, let me know if you didn’t like Metaphor ReFantazio. I’m right at the end of the game- I’m pretty sure I’ve experienced it’s last big “twist” and I’m just, like, hating it. Not the gameplay, mind you, but the story.

If you want a picture of the future, imagine keys being jangled in front of a human face— forever.

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