Gotta actually finish this one up.

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Cinnamon Maple Butter on the Honey Butter Buff Bread Bear. I just love saying it.

Choking on spicy Cheez-Its because I started ugly crying when a lefty gamer video essayist's year-end wrap up video played the Duck Tales NES Moon Theme while I'm cramming on a TTJ piece before GMing a real-play livestream of my game for a burlesque troop Almost had the most on-brand death possible

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Putting your lil AI button in commonly clicked/trafficked parts of your app/UI is pretty smart. People love being tricked almost as much as they love being inconvenienced so go ahead and bet the whole economy on it.

Is “Missing, presumed alive” a thing? Could we have just fucked off?

Two of the most successful people I know posted their “Available for work” posts within an hour of each other today. When someone tells you they work in animation, the only correct response is to offer condolences like their cat just died, but the cat was also a renowned chef that fed them daily.

Happy to be your one male friend who won’t respond “I would have dropped that fool” or “you should have kicked his fucking ass” to any story about your ego being challenged. No they wouldn’t. No you shouldn’t.

In 2015 a game called Rise of the Incarnates was nominated for the GOTY for best fighting game. The other noms are Rising Thunder and Mortal Kombat X and that’s it! It’s a free to play Anarchy Reigns that wasn’t even alive for a year. Tekken 7 and DOA5 came out that year! Was this game any good???

Holy shit I miss Rumbleverse. Is there another game that even remotely lets me chokeslam another real human off a skyscraper.

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I will no longer be resisting the urge to say when I think some intellectual property would make for a good Yakuza/RGG game. Why do the fucking Dynasty Warriors people get to have all the fun?? Gundam, Berserk AND One Piece?? All we got was Fist of The North Star, and it’s one of RGG’s best games!

A licensed Tim Robinson game where you can just go ape-shit and swing furniture and office supplies around while ruining your life trying to uncover a conspiracy. Basically a Yakuza game

When you turn 40 Capcom sends you a copy of Beat Down: Fists of Vengeance.

Could Robert De Niro be milked? I didn’t see the film.

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I brought to the picnic: Bouillabaisse, Wonderful Soup, Lots of Fish, A Massage From A Creepy Guy, and…

A normal sleep schedule is conformist bullshit. Having bags under your eyes and sleeping when the sun’s out is goth.

I have so many old black and white pieces I like: it’s like an infinite trove for color practice.

Thinking about that time I was telling @scrapbrainzone.bsky.social about how my cat sneezed in my mouth and he was like, "he thought your soul needed a top-up." Like, sure? I guess I'll shuffle that into the personal belief system, why not?

my favorite line and favorite line read of all time

Vampire!!!

The regime is done with artists. They have AI prompts to replace us. We just wait for the bullet now, lest we pretend to be a Nazi while trying to make the next LaBuBu or whatever.

I think I might have just lost a client by posting about Charlie Kirk getting clapped on IG. Good riddance.

Buncha Nazis that don’t like being called Nazis are acting like Nazis

Those aren't pearls you're clutching, they're Trump's nuts.

democrat melissa hortman was literally politically assassinated in her fucking home less than 3 months ago and now everyone wants to comment on how bad it’ll be now like ok

I’m just going to assume the shooter’s name is Mario.

damn a lot of people who fucking suck ass are sad today

Peeps ringing their hands about what the hogs are gonna do to avenge Kirk seem to forget that when they tried to invent a crisis, “Big Balls” getting his ass kicked was the best they could do. My city was already lousy with ICE for no reason by that point. They’re gonna try what they want regardless

It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed

We still out here

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My brain is an elaborate egg timer but instead of making a pleasant “ding” I kick one of those li’l delivery robots to pieces and squirrel away the precious package within. I know their cute face display is meant to engender my human sympathies, but instead it just lights up all my Mega Man synapses

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Jubilee vids impress on me that the right wing has this huge diversity of thought: A whole movement of people from different walks of life and politics totally incompatible with one another coming together united under the common cause of being awful for disparate, contradictory ahistorical reasons.

Oume & Otane Gouketsuji from Groove on Fight #gouketsujiichizoku 3 豪血寺一族３より豪傑寺お梅とお種 💪🕹️

the issue is not just ICE. we can live free and safe. or we can have police like we have right now. we cannot do both

Imagine making a successful video game and still wanting to emulate Elon Musk. You actually produced something, idiot! The only reason he'd never admit to envying you is he's also afraid of becoming you- a person who actually makes things but is less rich.

having now been exposed to "xenoblade is for gooners" and "liking kingdom hearts makes you a pedophile" I've learned a lot of people (with degrees even!) can't mentally handle anything more aesthetically challenging than a pillow fight

The most vital thing you can do right now is spread this message offline to normies. There is no "unrest", there's a protest. It has 400 people. LA does worse when the Lakers come in 3rd in a season.

Wild that the current administration of the united states is pulling this "civil unrest" shit in LA *right* after everyone watched Andor.

Y'know, it's funny, if you try to steal our neighbors, we get a little grumpy about it. Californians are weird like that.

There is no bigger story right now than the White House asserting that California residents are in a state "of rebellion against the authority of the Government of the United States."