18th century "cat contract" (納貓兒契式; based on a Yuan-dynasty original), laying out the cat's duties and responsibilities: tirelessly guarding the grain, repelling the "mousey bandits" (鼠賊), not messing with the livestock, not stealing numnums "of any kind whatsoever" (不得偷盜食諸般).

I never have more people call me "hon" than when I'm in the hospital

Hey, y'all, guess what? I'm getting a fucking kidney transplant this morning! 🫘 So excited to update my profile on here and remove the bit about looking for a kidney

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Give me the most 80s song you can think of youtu.be/nTizYn3-QN0?...

SIFF Movie Club’s theme for the upcoming Cinephiles’ Choice is Animalia August (screens August 3)! Vote for one of these titles with cuddly creatures, a mesmerizing marine mammal, hooved honeys, and a familiar fox: forms.gle/2tEfpjTAw3wCew6v7. Voting closes June 16!

Hell yeah! Next round's on me, boys!

Thanks @sound-transit.bsky.social for providing us with such a lovely view

Orcas Getting a Little Sick and Tired of Being Asked to Solve All Your Billionaire Problems: tinyurl.com/3yueb93u

Today's fit

Done. I encourage everyone to do the same. This "monument" to one man's ego must NEVER be built!

The same people who say trans people are an affront to nature are touting the "Enhanced" games and "biohacking" as the wave of the future

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

Oi!

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Look who made a cameo at tonight's SIFF closing event!

At the #SIFF2026 Golden Space Needle Awards

Very cool clip of the Beach Boys on the Old Grey Whistle Test in 1972 during the Blondie & Ricky era, including outtakes! Love this song. (And yes, that's The Captain on piano) youtu.be/pmr3Nm5YJBk?...

When Bluesky doesn't like my posts.

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the new Pink Floyd album sucks

Gorgeous day in Seattle

Happy Mother's Day youtu.be/5eoSXpNZD9o?...

Where I'm at #siff2026

Bluesky's motto

Job interview advice

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image.

Me wearing a Star Wars T-shirt to a LOTR marathon

if you’ve followed me for a bit you know i’m going through some substantial unpleasantness. things got much worse this week and i decided to ask for some help. please share this even if you can’t donate. i appreciate it so so much. 💔 spot.fund/28wt32nsc

Günter Glieben Glauten Grogu

Nice (literally)

lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work:

Damn. He was one of my favorites, who recorded several works by Charles Ives, arguably America's greatest (at least, most unique) composers. I have dozens of Thomas' recordings, many inherited from my father.

Without stating your age, post a movie that was released when you turned 18.

Hell yeah. Don't let me down, Star Wars!

Doggies I've met on the train today (so far)

"Some people say we should throw up as much housing as possible to lower prices, but we can’t let big developers reap the rewards of our housing market. I should reap those rewards; I’m the one who purchased a new home in a redlined suburb on a week’s salary in 1975." buff.ly/eb04d9q

I'm at the barber, I'm at the drum shop, I'm at the combination barber and drum shop.

1:52 and 2:13 are my #2 and #1 (respectively) favorite moments in recorded music of all time youtu.be/_f5xq6vCQS8?...

Murmur, the band’s debut studio album, was released 43 years ago on April 12, 1983. Produced by Mitch Easter & Don Dixon, Murmur remains, according to music journalist Tim Peacock, “one of the most compelling and otherworldly debut albums in rock history.” Share your Murmur memories in the comments.

"Soon..."

Ladies and gentlemen, the future of CBS late night

"For sale: baby"