say yes by elliot smith

There are so many good jokes condensed into the new strip I had to read it three times before I even noticed that Umberto Eco apparently plays a supporting role in Ring Ring And Then It Is The Killer

@patstaresat.bsky.social new Tim Rogers vid on LA Noire dropped today youtu.be/Fi2d7mN-EzU?...

"What the hell are you doin' all this for?" "Because Wyatt Earp is my friend." "Hell, I got lots of friends." ... "I don't."

@murray.senate.gov @cantwell.senate.gov @adamsmith.house.gov Are you OK with ICE acting like the Gestapo and picking people up off the street, sent out of state and eventually out of the country to A PRISON LABOR CAMP ON A DIFFERENT CONTINENT? This happened in your state. How are you fighting it?

@chuckschumer.com hey just posting at you to let you know that you're a terrible minority leader and you need to resign your leadership position immediately. You're an embarrassment. You are not capable of rising to this moment. Hope this helps. <3

Why haven't the Dems said anything about Geno yet

“In America they sent a human furby in the shape of JD Vance to encourage the women to give birth”

@blankcheck.bsky.social Seattle's independent theaters are tag-teaming on a two-month long David Lynch retrospective that includes screenings of his films, TV pilots, and other tributes. One of the events is a live reading of the Ronnie Rocket screenplay! thebeacon.film/calendar/mov...

New — Sources tell me OPM is preparing mass firing of probationary employees after agencies submitted lists of them last week without context. If supervisors want to keep someone on, they need to write a short justification. Directive was high level. They were told not to put any of this in print.

Going through my tiktok bookmarks. I saved so many Japan travel videos and then when I actually went I didn’t do any of them and my favorite part was a monorail and a walk around a suburb. You can just do things.

[email protected] Visited for the first time this year as a dual member and got these great photos! Love the new ocean pavilion.

If you are at all serious about wanting to identify and stop The Hamburglar I would start with suspects who are lactose intolerant as there has been no recorded instance of Cheeseburglary

It is goofy as fucking hell to post a screencap of you asking a chatbot about shit, the fuck are you doing, dipshit. Stop that. Stop being a dipshit.

CONGRATS, SEAHAWKS

the cowboys' four drives so far have resulted in four different non-scoring outcomes. if they can round out this hand with an interception i propose we call this a Croyle Flush