Thank you @bowsnonk.bsky.social

somebody’s sweet plums are crowding my icebox somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills

duped again!

Remember when NFTs were a thing people cared about and tried to make you care about?

time to get organized! [sans-culottes emoji]

The new ice bucket challenge is when an ICE goon throws their badge, guns and gear into an empty KFC bucket, quits their job and walks into the woods

Whether it's bragging about funding the IDF or peddling "commonsense reform" for the American gestapo, your man Chuck Schumer is on the case

"The Yankees were ahead 3-0 in the series but every game after, the Red Sox just magically whittled away until the lead was lost and NY lost the 2004 ALCS 4-3. It looks on its face to be fraudulent. Can I prove it? No"

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

you love to see it

I am also putting data centers in space, a real thing that is possible and real

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retire binch

Account runner here.

With each passing week of Hugo greatness, it becomes funnier and funnier that we dropped £125 million on Isak #LFC

Yesterday, thousands of Vermonters marched down Church Street to protest ICE and Trump. Today, there are 8 MAGA dudes with like 20 flags slouching in front of the Buffalo Wildwings.

Elon Musk:

Shout out to City Market (south end) playing Queens of the Stone Age “Little Sister”

With apologies to Soundgarden Got took to California / bro failed in Minnesota

And they'll raise their hands sayin', "We'll meet all your demands" / But we'll shout from the bow, "Your days are numbered" youtu.be/5c9_XkYYjTU?...

(Rambo style "gettin' ready" montage of ICE agent strapping on all his military-grade tactical gear and then just parking next to a school bus stop to arrest a mom and her kid)

Most food can be drastically improved by Adding An Egg. This includes: many soups, burgers, stir-fry, and even a bagel (??!!)

hey man have a few beers and hang out with friends it's ok

"ICE just needs to be more regulated, get more training, and wear QR codes. hi I'm Dem leader Blorb Flubblin can you donate $5 to tell Donald Trump and ICE 'be courteous, please'"

Hey Chuck what has been this administration's record when it comes to following say existing rules and laws?

At The Drive In, “In/Bovino/Out” I’m so sorry

If this were my kids preschool I'd probably be in jail

Sweet potato fries are the George Harrison of fries. Thank you.

Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!

NEW: A Texas county medical examiner found that Geraldo Lunas Campos was choked to death by a guard while he was held in ICE custody earlier this month. Geraldo is the sixth person to die in ICE detention this year.

Crowd is massive, now overflowing Congress Plaza and taking up a block-long stretch of Michigan Avenue. Reminder: this event was only announced yesterday.

Both ICE and the IDF have run into a reality in which having power and a platform isn’t enough anymore. If your bullshit public statement is undercut by dozens of videos, photos, etc. you’re gonna lose support, even from moderates and apolitical normies.

soulless monsters

This is exactly what the video shows. Straight up execution

in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today

(in the pub drinking with the new world supporters) TV COMMENTATOR: late in the 2nd half and it looks like the old world is dying ME: get in! i'm mad fer it! COMMENTATOR: but, the new world struggles to be born ME: c'mon lads, don't bottle it! COMMENTATOR: now is the time of monsters ME: wankers!

It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing

May none of these cowards know peace

Got your catch of the day right here. ICE out of Maine.

this little man struggles to deploy the canister for 30 seconds and then throws it directly upwind

This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars

I wish nothing but the worst for the ICE goons involved in this. www.startribune.com/preschooler-...

wow ok the king's horses actually figured out how to put humpty dumpty together again an— oh come on, he's climbing right back up that wall. god damn it, what an asshole. you can tell the horses are furious with him

Trump approval, per The Economist — Georgia: -18.6% Maine: -18.4% Texas: -17.2% Michigan: -15.8% North Carolina: -13.6% Ohio: -9.2% Iowa: -8.7% Florida: -7.5% South Carolina: -7.3% Mississippi: -6.9% Alaska: -6.6% Louisiana: -5.1% Nebraska: -1.8% These states all have Senate elections this year

THE PITT S2 E3 [interior hospital] [ DR. CHAD PITT MD enters a busy ER full of young residents and med students] DR. CHAD PITT: "ayyyyyy, what's the emergency?"

If only there was a pin version of this classic image @whatahellofawaytodad.com

Donald Trump has been crushed by the arc of the moral universe. It was bending towards justice and just pancaked the shit out of him. RIP