FINALLY! 1000 days since Peta tabled her Parliament Inquiry, Albo is supporting and implementing the Murphy report - Gambling Harms! recommendations. Read now www.afr.com/politics/fed... #auspol #Australia #GamblingHarms #Australia #Sports #EndSportsBetting

This is all too real. These days, satire is just news but in teaser format.

@jasonclaremp.bsky.social you’ve had nearly 5 years to “eat the elephant”, why don’t you take it out of the room and replace it with a watchdog with teeth to accredit tertiary education institutions so their funding is dependent upon the delivery of clear, beneficial community expectations?

This morning @edhusicmp.bsky.social told media that the government should call gas companies’ bluff on export tax live.thepoint.com.au

Minister @jasonclaremp.bsky.social your tertiary education sector is infected with parasites. What are you doing about this?

@jasonclaremp.bsky.social why is it taking you so long to do something effective to return tertiary education to a functional state? www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

“War is an easy thing to talk about” www.instagram.com/reel/DVoR7D4...

“More than 30 No Kings rallies took place across Montana, drawing more than 10,000 to Missoula and at least 5,000 in Billings, according to organizers.” dailymontanan.com/2026/03/28/p...

Far out - this is disgraceful @albomp.bsky.social

If I had to live in the USA and could afford it, San Francisco would be my first choice.

Congratulations @senatorwong.bsky.social @albomp.bsky.social looks like you are getting the international recognition you deserve.

Is a Bachelor of AI just getting AI to do your whole degree?

"I am devastated by the outcome of the NACC process," writes Rhys Cauzzo's mother, Jenny Miller. "Those involved have effectively received nothing more than a reprimand. I, on the other hand, am left with an urn containing the ashes of my beloved son." satpa.pe/zBMwGMV

San Francisco shattered its all-time March temperature record on Friday when the downtown weather station hit 90 degrees just before 4 p.m. It is the first-ever 90-degree reading in March, surpassing the previous record of 87 degrees set in 2005.

ANU Chancellor Julie (death stare) Bishop V uni regulator Tertiary Education Quality and Standards Agency (TEQSA) exposed by Jason Koutsoukis The Saturday Paper. Main issue? Dysfunctional governance. At stake? The future of ANU.

Poster in a Short #ADPD2026 🎥 Day 4 - Can viral infection shape Parkinson’s biology? Priya Suman shows how virus exposure alters alpha synuclein signals and may connect immune activity to disease mechanisms 👇 youtube.com/shorts/uQWv8...

Sounds fascinating

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... Well @albomp.bsky.social I am a product of the Whitlam/Dunstan era and I think your “leadership” is disgraceful and trashes their legacy of social reform. Go away.

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“All war represents a failure of diplomacy” Tony Benn. @senatorwong.bsky.social do you agree?

@greens.org.au please acquire this trait.

Tertiary education is now a commodity and the universities merely brands - much like soap powder. Sad experience for current students. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

@albomp.bsky.social @senatorwong.bsky.social

Exclusive | Board minutes show the Adelaide Festival assessed the case for keeping Randa Abdel-Fattah at the Writers’ Festival and decided against cancelling her appearance. Then the premier wrote a letter. www.crikey.com.au/2026/03/18/a...

Four Corners we reveal how the SA government continued to insist the bloom posed minimal risk to humans, despite early signs pointing to the fact it contained a potentially harmful toxin. Watch Four Corners: Toxic Tide tonight from 8:30pm on ABC TV and ABC iview. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03....

You mean the SA Premier who rigged a conference about social media usage by young people by suppressing expert views - also suppressed the truth about the SA algal bloom? Shocked. Shocked I tell you #not #auspol #saparli #4corners

PM of Denmark Mette Frederiksen on Mark Carney: "The speech you gave in Davos, I have never experienced anything like this. I mean, people in Denmark have been talking about, they have been reading your speech. And I don't think I have ever heard so many reflections on a speech from a colleague."

When the PR team are your first responders www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

Australia this is for you

From the liver to the spleen, these 3D images are free*. (*be careful how you say this in Queensland, Australia)

“I read the news today - oh boy” Lennon

If only a college professor could condescendingly yell at her that AI is useful, I bet she’d feel so much better about all this

When the Labor party and Coalition rammed through the new secret Defence committee last week they made statements saying it would not reduce any existing oversight. That promise has not even lasted 7 days.

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03... then why ought the electorate believe the current round of election promises, vows and pledges? PRemier has delivered distractions and spin. 4 Corners will be interesting.

The CSIRO’s Environment Research Unit will lose 102 full-time equivalent positions, staff were told on Tuesday. satpa.pe/x6axrjv

“Senator Wong, what exactly are the rules?” “It’s very simple Brian. We can’t rule in or rule out that there are rules, due to the International Rules Based Order directed to us by our ally the United States. That’s the rules”

The rules. My @smh cartoon.

From whom?

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03... When your PR team are the first responders.

Author 👏👏👏👏

A new mystery emerges about Epstein’s involvement in Harvard genetics study www.statnews.com/2026/03/04/j... via @statnews.com

“racialised metrics: In 2023, 7 Palestinian writers and 7 Jewish writers participated in AWW. In 2024, one Palestinian, 10 Jewish writers. In 2025, 5 Palestinian and 15 Jewish writers appeared. And this year we planned to include 3 Palestinian and 12 Jewish writers.” johnmenadue.com/post/2026/03...

anyway, turns out the AU govt can bring back kids from the middle east. who knew

In Australia this brand is called “Labor”. Notable for u being omitted.

@adelaideuni.bsky.social ?

@senatorwong.bsky.social any comment?

Adelaide University said it “prides itself on being a place where event attendees are welcomed and where the exchange of ideas can happen freely”. Except www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

@senatorwong.bsky.social and Don Ferrell, please support @davidpocock.bsky.social in applying a levy on our gas exports. Giving away our natural resources for free is disgraceful. Thank you for your attention to this matter.