Cleveland sweeps the Angels, pitching staff solidifies, bats wake up, and Angel is our Angel. #CleGuardians #ClevelandGuardians #GuardsBall

BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery

Here is Jason’s essay about being the first active player in one of the four major men’s U.S. sports to come out as gay. What an absolute hero who will never be forgotten: www.si.com/more-sports/...

THIS!!! 👇👇👇

Went from being like “this is stupid” to “as always, Karl Urban makes a good point”

And listen to the @nerdmysteries.bsky.social podcast episode all about it! maximumfun.org/episodes/sec...

I love that Travis Bazzana’s walk up song is “Land Down Under”

We really need to rethink how Amber Alerts on Phones work. If you slap your phone at midnight to turn off an Amber Alert that is 700+ km away (that's around 450 miles folks), and the alert VANISHES, what fucking good is that? They know where we are. Why not be more precise.

Ooooh someone got a video off of traffic cams. The car turned into the lane and the motorcycle, who had right of way, was going a bit too fast. He slammed on the brakes, locked the front wheel, and the big went into the car hood, up and over, while the dude was spat out horizontally.

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... Correction, the rider was seriously but not critically injured.

The Twins hate the Guards, Hedgey is our good luck charm, Bo is optioned to the minors, Bazzana hits his first dinger, and the beat goes on. #CleGuardians #GuardsBall

No one got a video of the accident itself, but from accounts the motorcycle rider wasn’t really speeding, and just ran up the car’s hood and launched himself. Injuries upgraded to serious, but still not life threatening.

Yes, this is a motorcycle hanging off a traffic light. The rider is fine, non critical/serious injuries.

My wife has had her biometrics taken for her Permanent Residency application. I think this is the end of things we do, and now we wait.

There’s no way to sugar coat this, if we can’t figure out how to hit, we are fucked. That’s it. Our hitters suck. We gotta get on that! Anyway, Kansas kicked our asses but we snuck in a split. #GuardsBall #CleGuardians #ClevelandGuardians

My first experience with Canadian health care and y’all … I know waits are up here but this ain’t nothing compared to SoCal!

fighting drought by harvesting energy. you love to see it

My flight to Mexico (for work) was 5 hours delayed. My flight home was 3 hours delayed and I smashed my arm into the overhead bin so I have a massive bruise.

#GuardsBall #MayTheFourthBeWithYou

Saying this now, just in case - - New Yorkers hated Giuliani on 9/10, couldn't wait to get rid of him - Giuliani was in the street on 9/11 bc the Command Center at 7WTC was destroyed (he put it there to be near Judi Nathan) - Giuliani killed 343 firemen by forcing cheap radios on them

It took going to a minor league ballpark to remind our guys that they’re major league hitters. We’ll take it, but we need to steady our bats. Yeah, still. #CleGuardians #ClevelandGuardians #GuardsBall

I still cant get over this. How you steal somebody's life... (he was 28 years incarcerated for a crime he DID NOT commit) He gets out, gets a law degree. Runs for office.... WINS... and then they steal the job

The Guardians recalled Petey Halpin from Columbus.

Good job white voters! You've been working hard on this since 1964 and you finally did it! Pat yourselves on the back. We are now back in the PRE Voting Rights Act era. Back to Jim Crow segregation, just like you've always wanted!😒

Australia comes to Cleveland, and we manage to claw one back from the Tampa Bay Rays in a very rough week. Our bats need to wake up some more. #CleGuardians #GuardsBall #ClevelandGuardians

Hot flashes near the equator are worse. And the hotel has cotton sheets and uuuuggggh

m.youtube.com/watch?v=EeeB... Attaboy.

Update - they do suck but not as bad as a 4 hour flight delay in Dallas. In a heatwave. When the airport AC is crappy Thank fuck I had the foresight to grab a pass for a snooty first class club.

Hot flashes on an airplane are gonna suck aren’t they?

I totally forgot you do customs before leaving Vancouver….

My wife didn’t believe me that this was the end so I played it for her.

Remember when the final episode was about how they initiated runaway climate catastrophe via unrestrained capitalism, heralded by keystone species extinction that was handwaved away in the name of "progress" Then it was strongly implied they all died Ha ha ha

3am is illegal.

My polite and effective way of saying this is this screenshot and a heavy handed but gentle stare at…quite a few of you.

Tough loss in Toronto. Bad fielding by the Guards, weak bats, and a number of bases loaded at the end of an inning. Still no thumper behind Jose. #CleGuardians #ClevelandGuardians #GuardsBall

An essential read: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/a-quick-an...

Claude Monet by Thomas Bossard

Logging back in after Shabbat and … well. I see the Orange One was up to drama again. Was he asleep? Everyone else reacted and he was just … tharn.

Film you've watched more than TEN times with gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars/Trek, LOTR, Marvel OR Princess Bride There are a few but …

Please be careful, folks. It’s not even May yet. Think of the humans that go into the danger zone to save our asses, no matter how thoughtlessly a wildfire is sparked. They have enough to do with lightning-caused fires. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

From Pete Rose to Emmanuel Clase: MLB’s pivot from lifetime bans to “Official Betting Partnerships” paved the way for a heart breaking scandal. #mlb #gambling #CleGuardians #ClevelandGuardians

HAHAHA! That response killed me. And it's so damn true.

It’s awesome,” said Naylor. “You work hard to get those results. It’s a hard game we play. It’s arguably the hardest sport we chose to play, and we’re idiots for choosing it, but we did. . .” Oh, Josh. We’re all idiots for choosing it.

Today in the Tulips. Michigan Avenue in its spring color palette peak on Wednesday. The tulips are planted by the non-profit, A Safe Haven Foundation. Help those you help you see beauty on the Mag Mile, donate what you can at bit.ly/4cdBWoG

The Astros took the series, and our bats need a wake up call. Our lineup needs an shakeup. Also I still Boo the Astros, and you probably do too. #GuardsBall #CleGuardians #ClevelandGuardians

I'm still eternally thinking about this

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

It’s rough watching your team lose after a grand slam and a near no hitter, but that’s life as a Guards fan. We still won the series! basebelles.com/2026/04/19/a... #CleGuardians #ClevelandGuardians #GuardsBall

Catching up on The Pitt and yesterday I learned that Taylor Dearden AKA Dr. Mel King is the daughter of Bryan Cranston!! 🤯 Now I can’t unsee it!! #tvsky

AaHhhhhhhHahshdhshsjwjid! GRAND SLAM FOR CLEVELAND! SCHNEEEEEEEEMAAAAAANNNNN! #CleGuardians #ClevelandGuardians