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Norway has never awarded me a Grammy so I guess we should invade Greenland. Oh wait, that’s absolutely deranged. #NobelPeacePrize #NobelPrize #Greenland

Obviously it’s a gem! #NewMusic #TheSadMall #Music youtu.be/6kMl1r5Nr-M?...

A little something from The Sad Mall! We’ll feature another cut by them later this week. @thesadmall.bsky.social #RadioFreeAmerica youtu.be/HRelcmdJpgo?...

NOT The Onion.

“Starting today, fishermen will finally be allowed to sail into America’s protected aquariums, drop a net in any marine exhibit they please, and begin trawling,” Trump said at a press conference

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The Vice President of El Salvador has told US Senator Van Hollen that the reason they are still holding Kilmar Abrego Garcia is due to the Trump regime paying them to do so. Trump needs to be arrested and brought up on human trafficking charges. #3E

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has called out Marjorie Taylor Greene for snapping up stocks before prices surged during Donald Trump’s tariff chaos last week.

"Support your local libraries as they are coming under attack."

I'm already pinging family and friends who don't usually make these sorts of calls. Democracy is already on its last breath. The SAVE Act will smother it. #SAVEAct #StandUpFightBack

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I don't know . . . maybe it wasn't such a good idea to give so much power to a mean-spirited simpleton with no empathy.

Think about how much of an entitled prick you’d have to be to think calling other human beings “peasants” when you’re the Vice President is an ok thing to do. The world’s worst diplomat strikes again. Also: we don’t borrow money from them. That is nonsense.

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Here’s the real reason why DOGE is gutting the IRS. (Hint: it has nothing to do with “efficiency.”)

Reminder: as the Dow is tanking faster than 2008, and four dead servicemen arrive at Dover, Trump is golfing: with the saudis

"Like an albatross going into the midterm elections."

I’ve taken the Senate floor and will speak for as long as I’m physically able to lift the voices of Americans who are being harmed and not being heard in this moment of crisis. Watch here:

Vaccines. 💪🏻💪🏻

On Tuesday we will learn if the people of Wisconsin can put two & two together.

"Our message to Denmark is very simple," J.D. Vance said. "You have not done a good job by the people of Greenland." (YES, REAL QUOTES) "Our message to J.D. Vance is very simple" U.S. Citizens say. "You have not done a good job by the people of the United States." #SmallLittleMan

Ah yes, nothing says “America First” like gutting food aid for the poor and financially kneecapping local farmers in the same move. Why stop there? Maybe toss a tractor into a landfill and tell a kid to eat bootstraps for dinner. #Krasnov #SaveDemocracy www.witf.org/2025/03/27/p...

Day 66 of the Golden Age of America: Trump ordered JD Vance to purge “anti-American” ideas from museums (yay, ceonsorship), axed Stefanik’s UN gig, and called a judge conflicted. #Fascism Musk offered $1M to a Wisconsin voter, promised $1T in cuts (sure), and might power Mars with a Russian nuke.🧐

The lying and the staggering incompetence around this is astounding. And dangerous.

The staff at this public elementary school in DC showed far more courage than an Ivy with $15 billion endowment

Listen to this man, please.

We are alone, we have no allies or friends, we don’t deserve them. Vance: “I just hate bailing Europe out again.” Hegseth “I fully share your loathing of European free-loading. It’s PATHETIC.” But yo, at least mister I’ll stop drinking if you give me the job is good at it. Oh, wait… #DenofClowns

Day 63 of the Golden Age of America: Team Trump leaked Yemen war plans—to a journalist. Hegseth’s Pentagon is a group chat circus 🤡. Musk scored $22B+ in gov contracts after wrecking stock value. #Conflict Transparency? Nope. National security? lol #Krasnov #SaveDemocracy #FElon #DUIHire

Let me get my copy… um …. I must’ve misplaced mine too.

Wait, do Zuck’s and Meta not want you to know any of this?? My suggestion: know as much of it as you can. 🤮 #SaveDemocracy www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

Medicare for All isn't radical. What's radical is that we are the only major country not to guarantee health care as a human right. Every other major country figured out years ago how to provide health care to all at a much lower cost. Please don't tell me we can't do the same.

Sure, Jan. #Krasnov www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

The ABA is concerned by the U.S. government's cutoff of legal services for unaccompanied children. Read the full statement here: www.americanbar.org/news/abanews...

Um… I hope the rocketships to Mars are, um, glued together better than the Cybertrucks…🤔 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 ##FElon #Mars #BoycottTesla

Day 54 of the Golden Age of America: Trump bombed Yemen, which feels off brand from avoiding starting new wars? Invoked a 1798 law to deport Venezuelans (totally normal). Musk fast tracks his OpenAI lawsuit. 🤖🫏🕳️ Sen. Mark Kelly ditched his Tesla—supporting veterans > supporting Musk. #Krasnov

Wow, if only the people losing it over Snow White cared as much about our gov being dismantled, egg prices, the Ukraine war, or, I don’t know… measles making a comeback. It’s a movie—don’t like the casting? Don’t watch. But if democracy disappears? Spoiler alert: You’ll miss it. #Krasnov #Eggs

Offended by the booing? Here’s a handy guide to cope: 1. Get used to it. 2. The louder the boos, the bigger the traitor—simple math. 3. Being epically cringy won’t lower the volume, but it will make the memes better. Enjoy! www.thedailybeast.com/maga-meltdow...

Day 53 of the Golden Age of America: Trump ranted about ‘corrupt forces’ at DOJ—because projection is a lifestyle.🚔 Musk begged the gov to fix Starlink’s trade issues while slashing agencies. 🛰️ Conflict of interest much? Tesla warned Trump’s trade war will hurt U.S. carmakers 🤔. #Krasnov #FElon

Day 52 of the Golden Age of America: Trump threatened 200% tariffs on EU wine & champagne—because trade wars pair well with delusion. Musk’s DOGE was forced to release firing records 🧐. A judge reinstated workers Trump illegally axed.👏🏼 Trump hopes Russia will ‘do the right thing’ in Ukraine. 🤣🐂💩

To-date, it’s been a challenge to determine where Barron falls on the cringe-o-meter. theonion.com/trump-announ...

Hey y’all, More John Larson energy from everyone, OK? Also, please, keep talking about egg prices. Not owning a Tesla isn’t a crime but is a very legal form of protest. The White House lawn as a car dealership… HUGELY embarrassing. #SaveDemocracy #Krasnov #FElon youtu.be/gEinZzXFcXM?...

Day 51 of the Golden Age of America: Trump’s 25% steel and aluminum tariffs backfire as allies like Canada and the EU hit back with their own tariffs, including on bourbon. Musk cozies up to India’s richest tycoon, Mukesh Ambani, to push Starlink in India, despite past spectrum squabbles. #Krasnov