Please folks, someone invent something to keep you from poking stitches in your mouth with your tongue. I'm willing to wear a tongue cone of shame here it's that bad.

@mollyknight.bsky.social nails it. #Mets 😭😭😭

Insert a movie into another movie: OCEAN'S 12 MONKEYS

Am I the only one that finds the Melissa McCarthy Verizon Christmas ad deeply unnerving?

A movie that takes place where you're from.

Ring the bells that still can ring Forget your perfect offering There is a crack, a crack in everything That’s how the light gets in

At the Japan Mobility Show 2025, Toyota revealed Walk Me, a four-legged autonomous chair designed to transform mobility. Unlike wheelchairs, Walk Me well, walks: its robotic legs can climb stairs, cross gravel and manoeuvre on rough ground. buff.ly/YgoBcg1 #ShareGoodNewsToo

a law that for every week the shutdown goes on, a member of congress is launched into the depths of space

I could smell the mustard and the onions.

the onion should do the funniest thing ever and start up a subsidiary that does real news

@bethcato.bsky.social I just started Cheddar Luck Next Time. Bird has the same extreme sound sensitivity I do. May I ask something about what happens with this issue in the book so I know if it's ok for me to continue reading without getting overwhelmed? I don't want to spoil the plot for others.

More please!

Really feeling this one post surgery!

Free for all readers. The World Series begins today, but some things are more important than baseball. Thoughts go out to the Vesia family <3: mollyknight.substack.com/p/the-world-...

Osteopernum and strawberry blooming out of season. What the hell Vermont? #flowersonfriday

Portrait in water. #bloomscrollong

I can't stop thinking about this story. reactormag.com/phantom-view...

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

The snapdragons bloomed through the first frost. #Flowersonfriday

August throwback to my new favorite little pollinator garden that pops with color. I'll miss seeing it out my bedroom window. Until next spring... #bloomscrolling

@scalzi.com I hope you enjoy your trip to Vermont this weekend! Our foliage is weird due to the drought, but the people are great!

reminder to check your kid’s trick or treat candy this year to make sure there isn’t any ai in it

A frost last night brought a morning surprise, with the pineapple sage finally blooming a gorgeous red. #bloomscrolling #flowersonfriday

Charlotte

This Dahlia would like you to know that it is more spectacular than the sun! #Flowersonfriday #Bloomscrolling

Am I a tree or a witch's hat?

I'm heartbroken about the #Mets, but relieved I don't have to listen to @mlb.com's Google baseball commercial anymore. Like nails on a freaking blackboard.

For my fellow homebound SFF fans, just learned about brooklynscififilmfest.com from @marksab.bsky.social at a @flightsoffoundry.bsky.social panel. Very reasonably priced (below $14!). Have any recommendations for online SFF fun for homebound SFF fans? Let's share them!

It all comes down to one game. Quick, everyone form a protective circle around Pete Alonso until tomorrow at 3:10 pm. #Mets #LFGM

Today's vase includes two yellow dahlias that were supposed to be pink according to the package. Surprise! #bloomscrolling #FlowersonFridat

Perfect description.

Today's walk by the train tracks in Burlington, Vermont. #Mets #LFGM

Share one of your favorite black and white movies.

That was some game! #Mets #LFGM

Peanuts! Cold Beer! Sedatives! #Mets #LFGM

How to Cut a Pomegranate by Imtiaz Dharker www.divasofverse.com/2021/04/how-...

Nobody would walk 500 miles just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door and that's sad

Today's vase is a study in pink. Dahlia, Zinnias and Snapdragons. #bloomscrolling #flowersonfridays

Turtle Heads & Bumblebee #Bloomscrolling #FlowersinFriday

I had a random dream last night that Sue Grafton's Kinsey Millhone alphabet mystery series was adapted by Apple TV and now I want someone to make this happen.

Marching out into the deep woods and telling the first fae I see my whole and true name, I'm fuckin done here time to go

FFS, Alvarez needs airbags on his arms. #Mets #LFGM

I'm not watching The Emmys, but I'm just delighted to hear that Jeff Hiller won for his role as Joel in Somebody Somewhere. He made me laugh and cry from one moment to the next. Bravo!

Make a band singular New Wave edition: Duran A Seagull The Thompson Only Child The Policeman Pet Shop Lad Tear for Fear Dexys Midnight Jogger Man without Hat

Today's vase celebrates orange with Nasturtiums and a Fireball Zinnia. #flowersonfriday

Slightly diminish a book This one is credited to my son: 101 Chihuahuas

Ok Nemluvio commercial, how do I scratch my back with a whisk or sunglasses?