I would like to put Fjord in a generic fishbowl

hey so that sounds like total shit. really fucking awful. bleak. soul and society destroying. world eating levels of bad.

Fun memory just now, first money I ever made from my own labor I decided to get McDonald's and subsequently got food poisoning

Thinking about Dan Aykroyds fucked up tulpa painting in My Girl

yuribus

Always weird seeing the news and a murder suspect is a guy you knew back in middle school/high school, ~just ghetto things~

To be fair to the aliens exist crowd (I'm in this) I don't think they're anywhere near Earth or even know of us, or if they're even anything more than unicellular life lol

My favorite thing on reddit is when you ask a question then redditors respond with just do *this* (thing I can't do and wouldn't be asking the question if I could)

Frances Naur

Would Isfahan not be a good place to have as the new Iranian capital? Or does it suffer the same woes as Tehran... A place on the Persian Gulf seems so out of the way

whatsi s the osfo

thanks for the loudest sound of all time to tell me the police stopped doing stuff in a place i dont live near at all

Is 6 7 the New Hawk Tuah #culture #hawktua #help

twin spotted

FLORAL HEARTS

failed wordle comitting seppuku

I dont like it when Ron is mean to Mike in Chair Company

the ravens did not put shedeur sanders in a position to succeed. they failed him today

I wanna be #plurbed #Pluribus

bro meet up at C:\Users\Admin\AppData\Local

In the womb for nine months and they really name you Erk. Life is tough in Etruria

okay, that just about does it

listening to some random ass horror video while working and the narrator butchered the word "Algonquian" so bad i closed the tab

Whats with these Homers dissing my Marge

Countless people lose healthcare vs my 300th flight this year doesn't leave on time

Eagle-Eye Cherry is the coolest name of all time

SPOILER-ish ? Pluribus thoughts after episode 2.... Some sort of virus-like Von Neumann machine thats been going through the cosmos for who knows how long is my bet

God I wish I lived in New York City

Acquire generational wealth and prosperity from listening to the sounds coming from your kitchen cabinets #yup

Lost grave of daughter of Black abolitionist Olaudah Equiano found by A-level student

Corvos...

reading slaughterhouse 5 for the first time and i was absolutely knocked senseless by this passage, which is so true and relevant that it feels like it was pulled from a history book

"It was not until the 20th century that the Albanians of Ukraine realized that there are Albanians." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albania...

Moving to Dick Hard Straße

He took the food out of the mouths of starving kids to build a fucking ballroom on the site of a symbol of America he destroyed.

Nothing feels real anymore

Might need to read And the Mountains Echoed

It's unfair that some pathogenic parasites look so adorable. Look at this little happy guy, you should be petting them and feeding them treats. Instead they make you poop bloody water.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUfU... Okay so I didn't hallucinate this existing

After spending about my entire sunday getting Windows 11 to be tolerable I have decided to jump into oncoming traffic

The concept of a boyfriend

I need to disappear and be a hermit

Internet without hesitation always becomes ass when I want to watch a show

D'Angelo has died after a battle with pancreatic cancer, his former manager says. He was 51