Only The Wacko's Out There Are Pushing This.

Republicans Distract From Epstein Controversy By Each Sharing Most Embarrassing Moment Of Life https://theonion.com/republicans-distract-from-epstein-controversy-by-each-sharing-most-embarrassing-moment-of-life/

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Kash Patel https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-kash-patel/

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

On this we agree wholeheartedly.

Christianity in much of America has lost its true meaning and teachings.

God Realizes He Forgot To Put Souls In Humans https://theonion.com/god-realizes-he-forgot-to-put-souls-in-humans-1819577785/

If you put googly eyes on the Pillars of Creation you get muppets 😄😄

Allergists Recommend Allergy Sufferers Retreat Underground To Form Pollen-Free, Cave-Dwelling Society theonion.com/allergi...

Sometimes, the headlines just write themselves!

Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony theonion.com/bezos-w...

🎤 drop

Bezos Wedding Guests Delighted By Amazon Worker With Ring Tied To Collar Crawling Down Aisle theonion.com/bezos-w...

Sounds like a plan! 👍

Only a guilty man refuses to provide proof of his innocence. newdeepleftfield.com

Yes, “disaster” is the correct word – this is a public health catastrophe. The pressure for him to resign should begin tonight, and continue until it happens. Nothing else should be in front of this. Go to a 19th century cemetery anywhere in this country to know why.

good morning friends 💚✨

this is good

This is him, no question…

Out for breakfast with my favorite guy!

Breakthrough in search for #HIV cure leaves researchers ‘overwhelmed.’ Melbourne team demonstrates way to make the virus visible within white blood cells, paving the way to fully clear it from the body, by @katlay.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/global-devel... via @theguardian.com #AIDS

Guess who is going to pay for the tariffs?

Imagine you’re a pioneering gay and civil rights icon and almost 50 years after you were assassinated a corporate fast food business uses your name as a pun to sell a seasonal dessert - I would be off the charts levels of Conjuring and Insidious pissed off haunting

Obscured by the light. #kelseyflowerz #art #illustration #digitalart #flowers #artsky

Okay strawberries as a pattern. #art #illustration #digitalart #pattern #artsky

Thank you, Nick, for standing up for the LGBTQ+ community.

Minneapolis… San Diego… Folks are pushing back. This is only going to get worse.

Hegseth also announced plans to rename the U.S.N.S. Harvey Milk. He made the announcement to coincide with Pride month.

Why is this legit 😂

GRIFT season two now streaming. #grift

Study: Depression Most Common In Individuals Who Look In Mirror Smiling But Reflection Sad theonion.com/study-d...

Ugh, he just gets better. 😩