lmfao if you noticed how long I didn't have a link to the podcast in bio, NO YOU DIDN'T

Alright okay let's get into it, short story recs by yours truly, with links if I can get them:

Perhaps tonight I will do a little spooky short story rec thread? Perhaps we do a little short story fun?? Ya???

I had the very great pleasure of meeting the very great Jane Goodall at a museum event many years ago — where she graciously signed a book for my sister, an environmental biologist. A superb human being in every sense: generous, thoughtful, and inspiring. www.theguardian.com/science/2025...

Also it’s funny that people chalk up the Jack sobriety timeline being off to the hotel warping time or whatever. Have you ever heard of lying

The adjective "queasy" implies the existence of "quease", a substance or phenomenon which a queasy person either resembles or contains.

i'm on this!!!!

I'm just really worried about the other hosts, you know?

Hello perverts, we're back with another episode of the Charcutereads Board Podcast! Also: incoming new PFP!! Check out the episode here, or on your podcast app of choice (YouTube coming soon, it's a little more setup than I expected). creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

Also, hey, also. Would y'all want to do maybe a book club? Maybe a readalong? Give me your thoughts. Give me your hearts. Give me your listening ears. If you don't I'll get really sad and messed up about it so get to sharing your thoughts.

Hello, cretins. We will be publishing our next episode ("The Shining" by Stephen King paired with BURNT OFFERINGS (1976)) posthaste. In the meantime, check out our back catalog! In the future, expect my two cohosts @serpentsaurus.bsky.social and @missthorn.bsky.social to do my bidding (read books)!

Hey listeners! Our tech goblin and manager Fig has their own show, and Fern is on it! Give it a listen!

i'm on a podcast!! guesting on another podcast that is, on this one i talk about much less stupid shit than usual. check it out!

Well folks, I'm stiff as hell, but for you, another episode of Charcutereads Board, starring myself @figgums.bsky.social and @fern-on-here.bsky.social. Maybe we'll actually get the damn thing to a monthly rhythm!

Celebrated shark expert reads Jaws for the first time, learns to hate women.

So I finally started reading Tender is the Flesh for a certain podcast I'll be on again in October (@charcutereadsboard.bsky.social!) and I gotta say it's actually less graphic (imo) than I was expecting Dunno what that says about me but this episode is gonna be crazy lol

gonna be guesting on the charcutereads board soon! keep an eye out!!

Hey folks, keep your radios turned to our channel--we are gearing up for our next episode, which will be "The Shining" by Stephen King, paired with BURNT OFFERINGS (1976). It's gonna be a blast.

Guess who had to reset their password, lol. Anyway, we're back with some wonderful new cohosts and guests (many of whom will be familiar faces)! Speaking of, have you heard this one? @alisonrobin.com joins me for a really fun convo on The Good Stuff. open.spotify.com/episode/3QXn...

Heyyyyyyy

Well, I did say soon-ish. Just a state of the podcast address here--we have one episode in the tank, nearly ready to hit the airways, and we have one scheduled. I promise you'll get to hear my little tangents and weird pauses soon.

Hello my friends, bet you thought you'd seen the last of me. Stay tuned for a new episode coming soonish--we might not be out by Halloween but by god your spooky season WILL be extended if we don't make it.

As the Halloween season comes to a close, so too does our time in... The Twilight Zone! Big thanks to @jaren.bsky.social for joining me to talk "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" and thank you all for being patient as I untangle scheduling, illness, etc. podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cha...

Hey all, just letting everyone know, there's a little delay in the Twilight Zone minisodes. We'll be back on schedule ASAP!

Keep your eyes peeled for the next episode of our Twilight Zone minisode series--we're talking "To Serve Man," and my ass learns that I totally did not remember that episode correctly from the one time I had watched it a decade ago.

Ayyy we're back with the first episode of our Halloween minisodes! Give me partner a round of applause and a smooch on the cheek for being a great lil co-host!! spotify.link/OYwF6IYXLDb

Recording a new minisode today with the always-lovely @gunderstank.bsky.social (and I'm not just saying that because we're married)! Keep an ear out for our short Twilight Zone adaptation series coming to you weekly in October!

Hey y'all, just a reminder that the first episode is live in most places you can listen to podcasts! If I'm missing your favorite podcast source, please let me know and I'll see what I can do! For now, here's our first episode, super proud of it :) open.spotify.com/show/6Crp1QW...

I'm on this podcast, and will be again!

Y'all ready for this? 8:30am CST, last chance to sign tf up before the episode drops!! Shouting out @serpentsaurus.bsky.social again, who is a fantastic guest as we talk "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" and Blade Runner! open.spotify.com/show/6Crp1QW...

Some things I'd really love to do with this pod 1. move more exclusively to vibe-based pairings (people want to talk their fave book-to-film adaptations and FAIR, we have some real winners, but I'd love to get even more in the weeds, lol) 2. Start doing book reviews for newer/upcoming works!

Yoooooo trailer is up!! My first beautiful co-host and I will be putting out the first real episode in just a few weeks, but this should help you acclimate to my voice: https://open.spotify.com/show/6Crp1QWHm7KusqGWPfMsyG

Hey babes, welcome to my cheesy (badum-tss) podcast about pairing books and wine! Expect more in the coming months as I uhhhh get this off the ground!