Singing along to “NISSAN ALTIMA” like “Mm-mm-mm-mm-PRINCESS! …HULU!” because I’m at my parents’ house and they don’t like cussing.

Once a guy who was trying to get my attention met me at the door at a party with a can of my favourite soda in his hand just so he could present it to me as I entered. We ended up being incompatible, but the bar has been raised. 😅

It’s been a while since I’ve lived with my parents, but they still remember to avoid eye contact and pretend nothing is happening if I start trying to sing along to EDM with sound-cancelling headphones on. Please pray for my parents.

I got into acting school… 😳

help I’m being dragged to higher purpose by the scruff of my neck

"Bluesky is boring." Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually. When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.

Seeing the last four of Aabria Iyengar’s Twenty-Sided Tavern shows in a row was… 💋👌🏾 It took the three previous shows to establish a pattern on how the show USUALLY goes. And then that last show. The amount of extra sauce that got poured on that last show. My GOD. MY GOD!

Pantsless Tables Presents 'That's What She Aid,' a mutual aid charity event benefitting @asouzagm.bsky.social! For the month of September, all our scheduled (and surprise) games will fundraise for his gofundme, ending in a 12-hour stream and raid train! Donate here: www.gofundme.com/f/keep-us-ho...

You think I don’t like being short?! 🤨 Tall people can rest their boobies on the top of my head. Boob hats, people. Boob. 👏🏽 Hats. 👏🏽 I rest my case.

I don’t give a FUCK about productivity! I care about FOCUS. Humanity’s purpose is not to produce for consumption and profit, it is to spend time and conscious effort doing that which brings us joy and satisfaction.

As a heads up to designers, there is a new VTT, Fabled, that reached out to me about putting stuff on their site. They use AI to generate images for things in their store, homebrew images, etc. Avoid them, block them.

The thing I've really ironed out for myself on my ADHD is this: I can bring incredible imagination, enthusiasm, and energy to every project I bring, but without *simple*, *flexible*, *externalized* systems in place, harnessing that energy consistently is nearly impossible.

I was going to post about how I’m going to get a physical copy of Ghost of Yōtei even though I don’t even have a PS5 (because Erika Ishii)… and then I learned there’s a limited edition Ghost of Yōtei console coming out… 👀 I think I’ve found my Christmas present to myself this year. 🤩

Why do I feel the most tired when I get more than eight hours of sleep…? I did GOOD. REWARD ME. 😠

I just discovered that I can keep myself from being mad about something longer than I want to by announcing, “End of crash out,” out loud. I don’t know why that works, but it does. Instantly calms me down.

Yo, this messed my head up. This had me trying to remember how old I am. Twenty-five years felt like too far back for me to have memory of this coming out. And then I remembered I’m thirty-two. 🥴

Up past my bedtime. Making myself itchy by googling photos of warts. I am my own worst enemy. 😞

People don't like hearing this but it's true. You attract what you are, not what you want. Do with that information what you will.

FIVE YEAR PLAN: Introduce my pet pigeon to Erika Ishii by 2030

I feel like Beyoncé is “overrated” for the same reason Taylor Swift could single-handedly start a revolution.

don't worry about me i'm just crying over my full moon tarot pull

Ow my heart ow my heart ow ow ow 🥹

Why did I dream that I had a pet seagull I don’t want a seagull, I already have a pigeon and he’s a needy bitch

Psst. Hey. Black people. C'mere. Do you make actual play content? If you don't... do you want to? 👀 Apply to join Anansi's Web, The All-Black Actual Play Creator Network: discord.gg/Z6tvThrKPn Share to help our mission to become a global network of English-speaking Black actual play creators! 🌍💖

Watch Black people’s VODs! Give Black people money!

You don't understand how much fun I had at this table!! 💖

SURPRISE!! I'm live over at Pantsless Tables playing Tales from the Loop! www.twitch.tv/pantslesstab...

LIVE NOW!!

Unironically the thing I love about this point, is that it's a great basis to start talking to y'all about the fact that most of the people in jail in the US are just as innocent as Khalil. Many are Black folk that have been arrested with *absolutely no basis*, but wait *over a year* to see a judge.

Ghosts of Saltmarsh stream POSTPONED, folks! See you at 5:00 PM EST on the @nerdswdice.bsky.social Twitch channel for Wicked Lies & Alibis! 🔪

Allyuh better don’t do it. 👀

As much as I'm super grateful for the attention and visibility my posts got on Juneteenth. I wish it was like this everyday of the year. And not just on holidays that celebrate Black people. It's always bittersweet because I'm like this is how things would be if I was white.

LIVE NOW!! (again lol)

LIVE NOW!!

www.twitch.tv/asalwaysimani LIVE RIGHT NOW LET'S GO

June 21 4pm Central Murder at Pride Fest System: Wicked, Lies, and Albis Storyteller: @thenerdonwheels.bsky.social Cast: @archivaldustbunny.bsky.social @kitrole.bsky.social @chanelle-lize.bsky.social @roseblossom2468.bsky.social

Come support all these awesome one-shots! (I’m playing in City of Mist!)

After a tense standoff with some redcaps, our party discovers there may be more to their zealotry than just some misplaced devotion. Pride & Wrath: Rise of the Redcaps, part of our charity series for Lambda Legal, continues tonight at 4pm Pacific!

Trans lion mini comic

My ears are so small. Like, hilariously small. Teensy.

Pantsless Tables Presents: Pantsless Pride 2025, a 52-hour TTRPG charity event benefitting @pflag.org! Join 13 DMs and 60+ players from June 27th to 29th in this exciting event: featuring interesting giveaways, cross promo collabs, and more! Get a head start by donating here: tilt.fyi/1hdwLamLPR

We're kicking everything off June 20th at 4pm Central. Join hosts @nerdyteddi.bsky.social and @chanelle-lize.bsky.social to learn more about TJFP, hype the upcoming AP's, Interviews, and Panels, discuss grassroots projects, and maybe share some queer joy.

I CANNOT WAIT to get locs. C A N N O T-UH You DO NOT understand. I’m going to make how good I look EVERYBODY’S PROBLEM.

Hi, I am actively seeking a long term streaming AP, as well as projects to help out with. I have experience in behind the scenes stuff and running/setting up discord servers. Additionally, I want to run games.

June 20th 6pm Central Revive the Dead City System: Girl By Moonlight Storyteller: @thenerdonwheels.bsky.social Cast: @mirmtrain.bsky.social @chanelle-lize.bsky.social @janiepotts.bsky.social and @thekellhop.bsky.social More Cast announcements tonight!

I am still alive after eating a (peeled) raw potato with purpose and intention that one time

I can't remember the last time I heard a non-white person say, "How are things (other than the world being on fire)?" 🤔 Is that... a novel inconvenience for allyuh..? World been burning.

This week’s Twitch stream schedule features a Pride Month charity event and a Juneteenth fundraiser supporting Black actual play performers! ✨ See linktr.ee/chanellelize for more details.

If I like being around you, I will speak your name in rooms where you are absent and recommend you to others. If your presence taxes me, I will not speak of you, whether it be in a positive or negative light, unless someone else brings you up.

This is about to be me (if I stay consistent in the gym!) 💖