my bf went to bed after taking a shower and cleaning the sheets and when the sleep meds were hitting and he said he felt like that pic of homer photoshopped to be in a huge bed

Gaming can change your life. A few years ago I created my tiny apartment in the sims and the experience triggered some kind of existential thing that finally inspired me to get out of there and move in with my gf

More PSMD doodles! 💛✨ #pokemonmysterydungeon #PMD

what the dog doin? 🐶

The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"

that one mod that broke the internet

// CW : Vore , ENF TFW you see all the cool preds doing the underwear belch, but you get it backwards.

they’re cooked #deltarune

Happening now: several hundred people are pouring into Chicago's downtown Federal Plaza. It's 25 degrees outside. Organizers are leading the crowd in a chant of, "no boots on the ground, no bombs in the air!" Two protesters hold a large banner reading, "no war for Venezuela oil."

unfair arrangement

@shenanigansen.bsky.social was waiting for the ref to drop to do this exact sketch lol

Chuck Schumer: The Trump administration lied to me in three separate briefings about their plans for Venezuela. The Democrats: WE DEMAND A FOURTH BRIEFING IMMEDIATELY.

There’s always a tweet.

She Agnes on my Tachyon til I– *extremely loud incorrect buzzer* #mtg #mtgalter

Also relevant

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

Local Recently-Isekai'd Spinda Thrilled To Discover Instinctive Rude Human Gesture Has Same Meaning In Pokemon World, Dozens Mildly Offended

I think a lot about this bit by Kazuya Niinou about how an RPG can be one thing on your screen and another thing in your brain

CTF thing for a red panda pal on discord over december at some point. 'Normal' sized ctf hidden behind clothing will always be underrated -w-

Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation. I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

goatsona by goodragoop on tumblr!!!!!! aaaaa baaa

People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.

Call your representatives reps.fyi Tatakai

A conspiracy theory that just might not be a conspiracy or a theory.

I STILL haven't received my DOGE or tariff checks. You guys?

extraction shooter into a therianizing radiation pocket in the middle of nowhere and you're trying to find tf artifacts and you have to extract before you're fully turned into an animal and really really detailed animations of your wolfy paws struggling to reload a weapon please

Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...

So now we can just blame the AI, instead of the person who owns it. What's the worst that can happen when we shift all culpability to a nonsentient technology and allow the humans behind it to walk free. It's the AI's fault the drone bombed your house. Take it up with the AI.

Grok Can't Apologize. Grok Isn't Sentient. So Why Do Headlines Keep Saying It Did? open.substack.com/pub/readtpa/...

She's canonically late because there's no calendars in the pmd world (yep 100%) #pmd

guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! We’ve had quite a lot of bashes this year but our ultimate champion of our very last 2025 bash was BONGUS!

at this point i'm straight up just reposting fanart from media I don't even watch or play just because the art is neat lol

mega absol z running around radical highway

Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty

does this make sense

Gotcha!!! Typhlosion was caught!!!

Typhlosion used confusion, it poorly failed!