in 2001 Gollum was portrayed by an amazing digital serkis

1. Kpop has no authority to bind and cast out demons. Kpop Demon Hunters promotes the notion that kpop, not the LORD, has authority to bind and cast out demons.

Colossal Breadmaw

Grindr bots are becoming nearly perfect i think

"birth rates are declining" don't care I already got born

Look over at fiancée's phone, she has google open with the search field reading "creative ways to call your fiancée a faggot" and honestly I think she's already doing better than anything google is gonna suggest

everybody knows that one couple Kodak Trix @ 1600 Pentax IQzoom 200 #filmphotography

Fun fact abt weed chocolate, you can melt it into milk to get weed hot chocolate

I love reading over my fiancée's shoulder to know when I need to refresh my bsky feed cuz I know shes abt to reply to me

I'm always mildly surprised when I have to explain what "dental bimbofication" means

I want a cig and a vape so bad but we got all 4 wisdom teeth removed today and as such im stuck with edibles and nicotine gum. It probably hasn't been long enough for the edible to hit but because im a fuckin bastard imma get my prerequisite "this edible aint shit" in now

Crop of a commission for @sciurusvulgari.bsky.social where Kai and Lee are the zombie bread of a squirrel sandwich 🥪

you're laughing. this guy got grapefruit techniqued mid sentence and you're laughing.

@gncsp.bsky.social: *grabs my collar and pulls me close* *burps really loud* "Excuse me"

We all know the "so called anarchists when i touch their pro state" meme, but is there any room in this world for "so called bluesky users when they smell my Musk"? Or would that simply make things worse

The French be like "Ohohoh im Jaqueing off"

cant BELIEVE i did not upload this masterpiece here...

Back to work grinding that hustle. This hustle wasn't going to grind itself. Picked up a new hustle grinder just for this occasion. It's got a motor. There's a big warning on the side to make sure you secure loose clothing because it does not know or care the difference between hustle and flesh.

Don't know if someone posted it already

Genis

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Can confirm the bruise is fuckin magnificent

They’re called Meta Glasses because if you’re wearing a pair everyone assumes you’ve never meta woman.

I hope my coworkers like The Killers cuz im having one of those "singing the entirely of Sam's Town" type of bad days

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

I made this

Three paper clips can be combined to form a belt

my mama is a luminous goddess and I love her very much!! #art #artsky

If men can be dykes (many can) then women can be twinks

the petliner... yay

More of my friends need to play I Am Your Beast so I can ask them about their favorite levels. As of rn I have three favs, levels 7 and 24 in the main game and the bees level in support group. Haven't dug into the challenges or cold sweat yet but we'll see when we get there

Awroooo. Thank you ladies and others for your time

Turns out using things other than water for your bong is basically the same, Pepsi doesn't even taste different to me

The best time to make comparisons to the Holocaust is *before* they start throwing people in concentration camps. We're already too late for that. Why teach about history if you're not willing to do this? Why remember it at all?