The real reason I pay $1.50 at the Disney store for a bag

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

Behold: girl (30MS Lirinel)

30MM Acerby (Type A) specifically cuz she’s pink. Also they’re girlfriends

Hey I know I have difficulty explaining things and understanding them the first time, but also I don’t need my job mansplained to me. Now excuse me while I go take a lunch nap before I type something I’m going to regret

Do you think a depressed person could make this?

Bite sized Elphelt

👉👈

I don’t understand why I should be shamed for taking medication… Had my daily pills on my desk, coworker came over for help, commented on how many I have (4) and how I’m too young for all of that. …sorry I need these things to, like, function?? And why does my age matter?

"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."

Tiny moo 🐮🌻 #art #countrycore #cows #FallArt

Retweet if u agree

IT’S MY WIFE’S BIRTHDAY EVERYONE LOOK HOW PRETTY SHE IS!!! @nittles.bsky.social I love you so so so much 💕👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻💕

I went to my very first concert last night!! It was so much fun. Before going, I was terrified about people being able to hear me sing; I ended up *screaming* most of the time. And they played my absolute favorite song, IT Is The End. Plus I’m so glad I got to go with Zach, he had an absolute blast

Burnt out enby feels slightly better in cute sweater, more details to come

Okay I finally got a kit (cuz her helmet has cat ears behind the pink). It was fun for my first model. 30MM Spinatia (Assassin Type)

Kirby reaches their hand into the Gom Jabbar from a Bene Gesserit Waddle Dee

WA/HOO YIP/PEE

;)

my chemicals

THAT’S MY WIFE I LOVE HER AAAAAAAA

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch

My soul belongs in Victoria. God, it’s gorgeous. The water never fails to amaze me. How my best friend can just *live* here is just… I’m so jealous.

Therapy Sword

My other child She also has all the dumb

My child She had all the dumb

CW: animal death, blood Illustrating the letters I’ve been writing to dead animals for years, this was the first one I wrote back in like 2021 lol “TO THE ELK YOUR HUSBAND SHOT AND POSTED TO INSTAGRAM”

I bet my fiancée that this picture of our cats could get 10 billion reposts on Bluesky. She said she doesn't believe me. She said there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth. She said it concerns her that I struggle so hard to comprehend large numbers. Let's prove her wrong everyone. Repost away.

Why must I be subjected to this. What sin did I commit

watching Combo Breaker Top 8s all day with @averykitty.bsky.social yesterday was a super chill and fun day which then ended up making us both sad we weren’t there. 😢 Next year!

The things I also do for cute guys (buy concert tickets for the first time for Ice Nine Kills)

Butter cookie purse soon!

Hi Elphelt!! 🍓

chat we are so back

Damn I love it when I get the gender vibes right. I’m fuckin cute

‼️

Totally normal day at the zoo with my wife

Someone really likes our birthday present 🥰

So pink and pretty!

Country girls 🐮💐 #art #illustration #cows #cottagecore

Chat do you think my barista likes me y/n ?

The things I do for cute girls (buy Guilty Gear Xrd Rev 2)

When things Just Work™️ at work, I get to do a lil happy dance. I didn’t fuck something up! Woo!!

Oh to be a kitten swimming in leaves