you ever eat some eggs and be like mmmm eggs

"Its the law of the land so I have to respect it" mfs when trump passes the mandatory gay sex bill

Somebody should give me $5k right now for no reason it would be so funny

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Religion is a deeply delusional belief

Microwaving an egg is shockingly effective

My goal in life is to create something bigger than myself. Big enough for the entire world to see. If I can't do that, there was no point in me being here in the first place.

Every time a young person dies in a school shooting a Heritage Institute intern gets their pocket square

god no

Idiot just got penny'd

I fucking love eggs and rice

I fucking hate bar chords

The kids don't say yeet anymore. What's the point

Youtube algorithm is atrocious. I can never find anything im looking for and 90% of the results are shorts

mom found the yaoi

I got straight married 😔

They should reanimated the hazbin pilot like they did with helluva boss

Smiling friends season 3 and hazbin hotel season 2 releasing at the same time. im gonna cum

You were lifeless there. Cold to the touch, but still alive.

I still feel so alone

A good world doesn't exist for a freak like me

If you rebrand two sentence horror as creative writing prompts they become alot more interesting

Me and my fiance @hyperacc.bsky.social made up our top 10 games using only games from our personal collection. Can you guess who is who?

walkies #silenthill2

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liberals when immigrants getting rounded up by gestapo and trans people losing rights weekly and Black women getting purged from the labor pool but talk show man back on air

This was because said dev made a joke about if the shooter's name was Mario. Because, y'know. Mario and Luigi. Extremely tame stuff. But they fired an employee at the behest of a Twitter mob THAT WAS ALREADY BOYCOTTING THEIR GAME. The same mob that was harassing the star of their game. Dumbfucks.

I wish I was sexy

That’s me in the video. And a Fox News host just celebrated me being assaulted by ICE. If ICE will do this to a congressional candidate with a big platform, just imagine what they’re doing to the people they’re kidnapping.

I need someone to punch me in the stomach until I cry (kinky)

I just unfollowed someone by accident and didnt see who it was oops

johanna and blake #OurPermanentVacation #opvcomic 1/2

Charlie Kirk was an evil piece of shit

Wtf is up with her arm

If a leftist made this argument 10 years ago the right would never let it go

Canada takes a harder stance on an Irish band than it does on Israel's genocide www.thestar.com/politics/fed...

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

Jimmy Fallon Executed After Ending Show's 20 Minute Moment of Silence for Charlie Kirk 8 Seconds Early

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every confession is a confession

i know i'm supposed to eat or whatever but what if im literally not even hungry at all the entire day

I feel so fucking useless. All I do is lay in bed and rot. Im constantly exhausted and unmotivated. Im trying desperately to get the medical things I KNOW will help me like adhd medication and a sleep study but doctors keep fucking with me. I just want to be productive and happy.