BJARG! @excelddesigns.bsky.social truly wowed us with this intricately scaled dragon with bumpy balls and arched wings. What a glorious silhouette! The Bjarg Dragon is available in 3 sizes, in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...

Some oh-so-pretty pours! Here's an Oceanus Tentacle in colorshift purple, mermaid blue, and pearl blue; Draconis Dragon in crucible red and nola purple; Element 2 in nola purple, flat white, and celestial; and Divo Realistic in kermit green and uv pink.

Some oh-so-pretty pours! Here's an Oceanus Tentacle in colorshift purple, mermaid blue, and pearl blue; Draconis Dragon in crucible red and nola purple; Element 2 in nola purple, flat white, and celestial; and Divo Realistic in kermit green and uv pink.

Suavio is the dildo version of our popular vaginal plug, the Suavis! Inspired by an actual vaginal casting, the Suavio’s unique shape is designed to be a satisfyingly snug fit. Customizable in your choice of firmness and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/products/the...

Suavio is the dildo version of our popular vaginal plug, the Suavis! Inspired by an actual vaginal casting, the Suavio’s unique shape is designed to be a satisfyingly snug fit. Customizable in your choice of firmness and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/products/the...

Butt plugs! We've got some classic/basic shapes, but you can really make them unique with stand out color combinations. Choose boldly! Here we've got a small Basic Butt Plug #6 in crucible red and nola purple; and a medium Festa in iron, copper, and silver. uberrime.com/collections/...

Butt plugs! We've got some classic/basic shapes, but you can really make them unique with stand out color combinations. Choose boldly! Here we've got a small Basic Butt Plug #6 in crucible red and nola purple; and a medium Festa in iron, copper, and silver. uberrime.com/collections/...

Who else is having a pleasantly sleepy Sunday? Here we have a Symbiont in tone 2, crimson shift, and 'no color' as an accent; and an Ardor Dragon in lemon pop and vivid indigo.

Who else is having a pleasantly sleepy Sunday? Here we have a Symbiont in tone 2, crimson shift, and 'no color' as an accent; and an Ardor Dragon in lemon pop and vivid indigo.

Faeles, Atlan, Raiju, and Cthulhu! See a toy you don't remember us releasing? You can always check out the 'All' category on our website. It's automatically sorted by release date: uberrime.com/collections/...

We were pretty chuffed with this Aliter Alien in luster glitter black, uv green, and mermaid blue! Aliter has one of our best g-spot/prostate stimulating curves: uberrime.com/products/the...

Check out these new beauties from Uberrime! 😍😍 please use my affiliate link to shop: uberrime.com?rfsn=8090462...

Handsome!

We were pretty chuffed with this Aliter Alien in luster glitter black, uv green, and mermaid blue! Aliter has one of our best g-spot/prostate stimulating curves: uberrime.com/products/the...

A few recent 2-color toys with some great combos! Here we have a Xenugenesis Alien in teal (not currently available to order) and galaxy shift; a Splendid in uv green and pearl pink; a Lunaris Werewolf Knot in luster glitter black and silver; and a Bivius Alien Knot in nebula and pearl pink.

Faeles, Atlan, Raiju, and Cthulhu! See a toy you don't remember us releasing? You can always check out the 'All' category on our website. It's automatically sorted by release date: uberrime.com/collections/...

I've been too busy to retire these Halloween exclusive listings, but it's at the top of my to-do list for tomorrow! Last call until 2026! uberrime.com/collections/...

This colorshift?? Drooling. Mine is small, which is still pretty hefty! uberrime.com/products/the...

Anyone in Seattle care to have a look at some of our gear? Go visit Doghouse!

Here we have: Damn Alien in colorshift purple and pearl violet; Amante Triple Density in pearl white and pearl pink; Medium Sensi Vag Plug in pearl white, pearl turquoise, and silver; Ardor Dragon in luster glitter black, uv pink, and uv purple!

Recently shipped out beauties! A Lunaris Werewolf Knot in copper, pearl green, and pearl shift; and an Arboris Tree Dragon in orchid, slushy blue, and pearl blue.

Offer Extended! - Skull Balls & Grim Reaper available until midnight tonight! These are only available for one month per year. So if you were too busy with baseball and Halloween, take that extra hour of daylight savings and don't miss out on these very cool toys! uberrime.com/collections/...

Psst, don't tell Marco but I've left these listings open for the rest of the day... sneak your last Grim Reaper and Calaveras orders in before midnight! 👀🎃

Bringing a whole new meaning to the deep ones. Cthulhu Fucktagn

omg it's beautiful and I need one! if you need one too, please consider using my affiliate link to purchase! no extra cost to you, and I make a small commission that helps me buy more toys to review 🙏 uberrime.com/collections/...

We made these Cthulhu for listing pics.

Happy Halloween! To celebrate, we're dropping our coolest model yet: Cthulhu! @excelddesigns.bsky.social put a lot of love into the details of this winged eldritch monster. The Cthulhu Dildo comes in 3 sizes, customizable in your choice of firmness and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...

This is Cthulhu season after all!

The Cthulhu is definitely my favorite Uberrime release this year 😍🥰 My large Cthulhu in astral green lives on my desk now. Autistic safe drink for scale 😂

Happy Halloween! To celebrate, we're dropping our coolest model yet: Cthulhu! @excelddesigns.bsky.social put a lot of love into the details of this winged eldritch monster. The Cthulhu Dildo comes in 3 sizes, customizable in your choice of firmness and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...

Hannah made this Small Damn Alien in Vivid Indigo and Luster Black, and absconded with it! 😆

It's Friday, which means we have another NEW RELEASE! The Symbiont Long Biomechanical Dildo comes in 3 tall, slender sizes. Fleshy, veiny alien textures and mecha ridges make this one of our weirdest looking toys. A fitting release for the end of October! uberrime.com/products/the...

Would you rather spend your Halloween with a werewolf, vampire, or alien? Perhaps a spookier entity entirely? 🦇 uberrime.com?rfsn=8521684... (affiliate link)

Double sided suction cups! We make 'em in 4 sizes, with over 50 color options. uberrime.com/collections/...

I'm not going to make the boner-pun... I'm not going to make the boner-pun... I'm not...

Here's a couple of the customer-ordered Messorem Grim Reaper Dildos we've poured this year! One in flat black, orchid, and red; and one in uv purple, uv orange, and uv green. uberrime.com/collections/...

We're getting down to the last week for these designs!

It's Friday, which means we have another NEW RELEASE! The Symbiont Long Biomechanical Dildo comes in 3 tall, slender sizes. Fleshy, veiny alien textures and mecha ridges make this one of our weirdest looking toys. A fitting release for the end of October! uberrime.com/products/the...

We're getting down to the last week for these designs!

A custom Staturo!

Sparkle and shimmer! Here we have Equus Unicorn Horn in silver; Damn Jav in astral green, pearl turquoise, and pearl pink; Ardor in pearl turquoise and vivid violet; and Bella Realistic in crimson shift.

Some recent-ish handsome pours: Lunaris Werewolf, Anurian Giant Amphibian, Reservo Uncut Realistic, and Ookitako Tentacle!

Some recent-ish handsome pours: Lunaris Werewolf, Anurian Giant Amphibian, Reservo Uncut Realistic, and Ookitako Tentacle!

Sparkle and shimmer! Here we have Equus Unicorn Horn in silver; Damn Jav in astral green, pearl turquoise, and pearl pink; Ardor in pearl turquoise and vivid violet; and Bella Realistic in crimson shift.

Toys pictured from different angles than we usually take! A Draconis in nola purple and shift blue; a Maximus in pearl white and vivid indigo; a Sensi Vag Plug in orchid and kermit green; and an Amante in skin tone 3.

Our crew is getting together tonight for a team building exercise... haunted houses! 👻

size comparison of the Calaveras dildo from the @uberrimedildos.bsky.social giveaway I won, compared to my head 🤩 uberrime is my fav dildo company and the majority of my collection is from them, this being the new biggest 😮‍💨 #SkullsForBalls

The Staturo is a GIANT size realistic dildo: 10 inches tall and over 2.8 inches in diameter. This one is for size royalty! Staturo was created through a collaboration of both digital sculpting and hand sculpting. uberrime.com/collections/...

The Staturo is a GIANT size realistic dildo: 10 inches tall and over 2.8 inches in diameter. This one is for size royalty! Staturo was created through a collaboration of both digital sculpting and hand sculpting. uberrime.com/collections/...

You know what? yeah You could say I have a bone to pick with these