So excited to celebrate the art of making ‘Art’ tonight. I am grateful for every opportunity to work as an actor—have worked on a show this year that challenged me artistically and technically, genuinely engaged audiences, and landed me two sweet new pals was more than I could have asked for.

what’s cool in Glastonbury CT anyone have any idea

I can type so fast and loud. Office dom.

big week ahead and I am out of quarantine GET OUTTA MY WAY

FUCK

just went on facebook and the dead-eyed smiles of straight people from my suburban past have walloped me into a stupor. truly what is going on over there (facebook, the suburbs, straight people's homes etc etc etc etc). also every woman I know from home is now in an MLM.

second pot of coffee already brewing 🤗

what if instead of skeeting I just started sending you all little voice memos of my stupid thoughts would you loooooove that

do you guys think I could trap @radplanets.bsky.social with this

I suppose sometimes a little diva named Nurse @chrissayshi.bsky.social will drop a get well treat on your doorstep! Now I can never be mean to him again.

what Gatorade flavor do you hate tell me right now

boob morning from my reading chair

both our animals love to hop into bed and snuggle/kiss in the morning which is SO nice but god damn could they figure out brewing the coffee and bringing it up here like get real

since Jon and I are sick and can’t doing anything this weekend neither can you THAT’S THE RULE SORRY

I’m so sleepy 🤗

get in loser we’re dissociating

Duffy’s Rockferry is such a lovely and perfect album god damn

let’s meet at a coffee shop and quietly read our books at a table and share a little pastry and drink coffee until it’s lunch time and then sit on a patio with some beers and some mussels and frites and then go home and watch a movie and then TRAP now you have to help me re-trim my bedrooms

I need to get out of Chicago and find a reaaaaally juicy ball park hot dog with ketchup and relish like rn

uuuuh The Morning Show is so bad????

everyone should have their phones taken away* *NOT me or the people I like to text…but like everyone else probably you guys are addicted to this

FYI this worked. Symptoms gone when I woke up.

the Greatest Hits DVD with the uncut shot of the dance break got me THROUGH junior year >>>>>

Thinkin’ about all of you this morning

We have freed ourselves of the comforter/duvet lifestyle and I feel incredible

skeeting to you from my desktop btw

can I drink wine if I have covid

trying to be friends with people in their 20s is insane because they will text you like hey do you want to hang out and like they mean actually right now

I have audition on Friday to play, and I quote, “a fish. he has a bit of demon twink energy.” 🤨 🐠 😈

this is an either/or neighborhood ONLY

a little booty dimple for your hump day

Really love piling my weighted blanket so that it is concentrated only on my chest 🥰😍😴

gout dick

when you’re a waiter who is probably also an actor and you’re stuck in SLC and you know this is your one chance to give it to em 👀

well,

having covid is so cringe wowwwwwwwww this sucks???????

when the further you chase your man from home the thicker his fog get 😞

I knew I wasn’t going to be raptured but maybe hit in the head by like a telephone pole or something please

Airheads for breakfast

Though I am [XX] years removed from my college experience, fall’s arrival always makes me nostalgic for those times. Today I’m thinking about when I poured an entire package of Oreos into a bowl, added milk and ate them like cereal as I memorized my lines for Hamlet. Really beautiful stuff.

ok so what’s the story with the Reese’s Oreo / Oreo Reese’s situation you have 5 mins to get me up to speed this is important

now I’m in trouble

WE COULD SEE BLOOMF

what’s the rapture situation

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that." Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.

Good morning. I’m staying in bed a little longer to read a book 😌

Our condo management company is using an AI email assistant it is time to kms.

Sunday ☀️