She root my beer till I float

ok slay i get it now

wait, i might go full bowie

what kind of makeup should i do today gang

i was so good at being a mystical and strange woman. i kept my vape and crystals in my push-up bra and walked around with a bag of handmade rings id give to anyone who complimented me.

i love my boyfriend i should probably tell my family i have one

me when i’m mid blink apparently

Who wants to test their sperms count with me?

Let me do it for you

i should’ve been a cis millennial bi guy. i would’ve killed the game.

gender fluid so i live in a mojo dojo casa house on pretty girl avenue.

just keep posting through it white boy. you’ll be okay.

i gotta stop dancing in the shower but like weeeee

no guys you don’t understand the partner i had in class today went home and posted a selfie of the makeup i did on her.

Let's lowball people on fb market place and kiss

i love my life. look at the server my boyfriend made us. (the poetry is actually good too their work is getting published)

fuck those stupid crackers, the body of christ is a thin mint fresh from the freezer

Me me sour creme

THEY MADE CINNA-MON FUCKING ANOREXIC?!?!

Im a wizard, bitch

i love being his princess

me when i offer set up liz’s stream server even though i’ve been actively meaning to finish setting up mine for weeks now

me when idk yeah

all my favourite things to create are impermanent and i think that’s beautiful tbh.

type snarf

y’all should i do classic e girl 2019 makeup today or something asymmetrical with stars all over my face?

who up typing snarf in my comments??🗣️🗣️

type snarf

what in the fuck does “fear is the beehive” mean

thank god the word baddie exists or id be saying cunty in front of my mother everyday

my white boy white boys so hard and he’s not even a boy

feeling wild might open the vault.

Chat hypothetically what would one do about feeling feelings so strongly that you puke... Asking for a friend

I feel like this statement is ontologically true

feeling wild might open the vault.

we’re live! come chill www.twitch.tv/elffiie

fortnite with my princess @lizzzard.bsky.social today at 4 PDT

fortnite with my princess @lizzzard.bsky.social today at 4 PDT

fortnite stream tonight with @slaypussyhat.gay 7-10PM EST ✨🔫💕💖🔫✨

Why can't rayquaza be a little tapeworm and crawl up my ass

the sluttiest thing a man can do is face time you while they watch a baby

Why do I crave to lick everything?

body dysmorphia is wild. wdym i woke up and smoked weed before it could catch me and now i feel hot with no makeup.

i think i would’ve done very well on my space

Yall ever look at the sunset and just like straight jork it?

nah y’all my boyfie got an asmr mic and im cooked

i’m live on twitch! i’m gonna play some stardew solo and then i’ll be co-streaming with @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com (wish him a happy birthday right now 🫵) and @slaypussyhat.gay for a BIRTHDAY RAVE 🎉🎉 www.twitch.tv/PrincessLizz...

DID YOU SHIT PANT TODAY FUCKLER?

we’re absolutely on one