She root my beer till I float

It has occurred to me my poems are too long to paste so I fear ill have to use ss for them...

Bing Bing Bing baked topakos

Should I post poetry here?

Ok but what if I was 4 frogs in fedoras?

@drklght.bsky.social it has been booped on the poop walk

Mid poo moment

Crazy that I have never stopped being weird, @slaypussyhat.gay our kids better be this weird

Its marry me Monday, so marry me 🥺💍?

Who wants to test their sperms count with me?

Let me do it for you

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Let's lowball people on fb market place and kiss

Me me sour creme

THEY MADE CINNA-MON FUCKING ANOREXIC?!?!

Im a wizard, bitch

I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW

Call me scrote tug the way I be tugging it

Finally some customer service

IDGAF ABOUT YOUR SOUP RN

DID YOU SHIT PANT FUCKLER PT4

Chat hypothetically what would one do about feeling feelings so strongly that you puke... Asking for a friend

I cant wait until you are a pillow away instead of a screen away

the sluttiest thing a man can do is face time you while they watch a baby

Why can't rayquaza be a little tapeworm and crawl up my ass

Why do I crave to lick everything?

DID YOU SHIT PANT TODAY FUCKLER PT 3

Yall ever look at the sunset and just like straight jork it?

Who up twinking it

DID YOU SHIT PANT TODAY FUCKLER PT2

DID YOU SHIT PANT TODAY FUCKLER?